I know there will always be timewasters in our business but recently the stupid phone calls I have been getting is beyond belief - not only phone calls but texts.  God I hate texts. 

I try to take each phone call seriously but when you hear the classic "Tell me about yourself" another time, it just gets my back up. FFS read my site - it's all there!!!! 

Had an enquiry today from a guy who professes to be part of a couple and wants to see me this Friday.  So he was asking questions and when he started to go into detail about what I would do to his gf, I just hang up.  Didn't want to give him the satisfaction of getting off on it.  So he rang back!!!!  I quickly said "Right so you got all the details then, anything else you need to know, well it's all on my site!  Look forward to hearing from you about Friday!!"  All said swiftly but in a cheerful manner.  What's the betting I don't hear from him again?!!!! 

What makes me laugh though is that the fools seem to think we don't have the capacity in our brains to consider saving the numbers!

Not only that on aw I have had a few recent mails from guys asking for help, to work with them, to do shared content photo shoots etc.  If I had a ? for every guy on aw that has mailed me asking to help set him up then I would be laughing all the way to the bank. 

The chancers seem to come out of the woodwork every now and then and it's laughable the crap they come up with.  I had another one today who asked me to pick him up as he had no car to get to me!  FFS now I am a taxi too! 

I just howled laughing!! What else does he want....his laundry done? Help with his homework? Honestly!!

The feeling I got from the idiot that wanted collecting is that is was a wind up - that he thought I would be gullible enough and he would presumably be hiding somewhere and having a laugh at my expense.  He seemed to suggest I collect him from somewhere on route to my incall place as I had said I was not there as I had left there already but would be prepared to go back for him if indeed it was a definite booking. 

He came out with some crap about his car being in the garage and not wanting to get public transport so could I collect him somewhere along the way? FFS. 

I don't know sometimes I just shake my head in disbelief!!!  Are these guys just trying to wind us up or do they really think we are willing to go over and beyond the duties of an escort!!!!

Maybe he had a fantasy of me turning up in a chauffeur's hat and opening the door for him?  Never considered that!  Doubt it. 

Yeah we have to laugh don't we otherwise we will just scream! 

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Maybe he had a fantasy of me turning up in a chauffeur's hat and opening the door for him?  Never considered that!  Doubt it. 
Yeah we have to laugh don't we otherwise we will just scream! 

I'd probably curse him out too. His fantasy is He wants a lady dressed like Cruella to pick him up in a mercedes mclaren 

What makes me laugh though is that the fools seem to think we don't have the capacity in our brains to consider saving the numbers!

Also got someone like that. actually, he calls the other me...several TIMES per week, thinking its someone else. This f*cking dingbat had made a bogus booking with me last month after calling me for weeks claiming to make the booking. And then the day I finally let my guard down he didnt even go through with it. So I'm just ignoring him completely now.

And yes, the first time I didnt add him to my new phone, and ended up answering it but I spotted his sh*t right AWAY!   

I have had one call me asking me to call him back, because he was running out of credit! I didn't of course, but the bloody cheek! They just assume we are that desperate for business.

that doesnt compare to the guy who calls me up the other day asking, whats the lowest Im willing to play for? As if Im some priceline bargain or something. The ******* goes into this whole story about his wife divorcing him and him living in a crappy apartment in the ghetto and waiting for settlement money last weekend. Saying normally he's ok to pay 400-500 an hour usually. Well then fuck me, better fucking pay me that amount too why should I take the slack? Oh, cause you aint got it!

When you get a new name, you have to also deal with timewasters all over again. The established me doesnt even get them anymore, maybe once in a blue.

This will probably come back and bite me in my ample derriere as I am tempting fate... lol  But I feel really quite blessed how little I am plagued by timewasters.  Overall, I don?t seem to get as many emails and phone calls as it seems other ladies do but on average more than 80% turn to bookings so there is little time devoted to monitoring mail and phones.  My approach, humour and attitude on my website seems to actually weed out a lot of people.  Also I suppose because I get little of the plonkers, I am quite laidback on the phone and have fun with anyone trying it on...