A client wanted to ride my strap on in cowgirl which was all fine until he jumped up, lay on my stomach with the dildo covered in shit smearing on my boobs!! I shoved him off and marched him into the shower somewhat grossed out 

Luckily my stinky client quota is tiny but one elderly gent who was borderline when it came to freshness but I endured his visits many times, turned up one evening with a distinctive whiff of dirty arse crack having not bothered to wash and I suspected not even bothering to wipe properly earlier that day. 😬 I was so disgusted that I could barely speak to him never mind ask him to shower (I know I should have!) so his bottom spanks were harder than usual and yes that's how I knew for sure where the smell was from and I could see the dried brown streaks on his backside. He tried to book again several times but I blanked him. Dirty bastard.

A similar situation with another reg. but after being very clean under the foreskin in all previous bookings he turned up with a stomach churning fortnight's worth of yellow gunge. I refused to touch it and asked when he last cleaned under there. He wasn't even slightly ashamed and just said he must have forgotten to do it that day. Liar!! Another who was banned after that.

(well you did ask) 😚😐

I use to invite them at shower, first. If it smelly one I insist till he hadn't to choise. And I buy man deodorant for be sure.