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Title: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: indianwoman33 on 29 November 2021, 04:08:22 pm
1 - fuck a 19-year-old
2 - wear some really absurd 'sexy outfit'
3 - buy industrial packs of condoms
4 - drive home with a smile on my face thinking yay I made mad money for fucking loads of men
5 - chatting casually to another escort (in the same place) with my tits and asre out
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: Justine on 29 November 2021, 09:15:21 pm
Probably all of the above and many more but here's one I remember doing and thinking at the time no way would this ever happen with me in civvy life!

After a booking, using a cocktail stick to pick out the grunge from the grooves in my very realistic strap on (it had those veins if you know what I mean) and it was the one and only time I did not use a condom on it. Lesson learned!

 :o ::)




 
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: Milf-G on 29 November 2021, 10:23:18 pm
Fuck a 69 year old and tell him he's making me horny
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: Grace1 on 29 November 2021, 11:01:08 pm
Group sex - a bunch of guys and a few women, and each did their job without any shame.
Sex with 2 guys, I think it was a great experience ;D
A party with  8-10 girls (all escorts and a few of them I chose by myself) and of course 1 client.

Fucking a guy with a strap on until he started to bleed (he asked for a stronger sensations  :-X).
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: oleyoleyWG on 30 November 2021, 07:58:49 am
I really enjoy pegging guys at work but if my boyfriend asked me to peg him I’d be horrified, strange world lol xx
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: indianwoman33 on 30 November 2021, 11:15:20 am
telling a client with a micro penis to fuck me harder wtfff
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: Clarabella on 30 November 2021, 12:04:19 pm
These are hilarious! So relatable  :D

Giggling and saying thanks when a client says I’ve got great tits!

Describing to a fellow SW friend how much cum I accidentally got in my hair earlier as casually as talking about the weather.
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: Milkymoo26 on 30 November 2021, 03:02:25 pm
Suck the nipples of a wrinkled old man as it gets him "hard". Thinking of it now makes me want to vom 😂

But I agree these are making my day!
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: Aussie Male Escort on 30 November 2021, 03:33:40 pm
Drinking expensive wine or champagne. Clients often spend, what are to me, silly amounts of money on alcoholic grape juice and bubbly alcoholic grape juice. I always accept when offered by a client and pretend to enjoy it but honestly don't see what the fuss is about. I usually take a few sips to be sociable and then just leave it before it can give me a headache. I doubt any of them would notice if I switched their glass with something from the cheapest bottle or box or whatever from the supermarket. Can anyone other than professional wine tasters really tell the difference? It all tastes the same to me.
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: Justine on 30 November 2021, 05:10:15 pm
Drinking expensive wine or champagne. Clients often spend, what are to me, silly amounts of money on alcoholic grape juice and bubbly alcoholic grape juice. I always accept when offered by a client and pretend to enjoy it but honestly don't see what the fuss is about. I usually take a few sips to be sociable and then just leave it before it can give me a headache. I doubt any of them would notice if I switched their glass with something from the cheapest bottle or box or whatever from the supermarket. Can anyone other than professional wine tasters really tell the difference? It all tastes the same to me.

Recently on a Come Dine with Me tv show one of the diners was such a pretentious food and wine snob who said she could always tell a good quality wine so one of the diners got his own back when it was his turn to host. In the kitchen he poured wine from a cheap box and transferred it to a "posh named" wine bottle, served it to the woman who praised him on his good taste and she would not have known he did this until the show was aired.  >:D

I digress though (sorry) and back on topic, on reflection I think I can safely say that until I started this job I had never had a civvy bollock in my mouth. Many a cock but never a bollock! I can not recall from the many civvy sex partners that any of them expressed a desire for it. So now you all know.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: nachos on 30 November 2021, 06:56:01 pm
Fuck a 69 year old and tell him he's making me horny

78 year old in my case thinks "we have a special connection and he is the only one that makes me cum"  ;D ???
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: KirstyKiss on 30 November 2021, 10:42:49 pm
Use a cattle prod on a guy's cock and balls  ;D
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: saltysweet on 30 November 2021, 11:57:51 pm
OOOUch!

Being in a living room full of chillin' gang members whilst having sex with the boss on a bed.
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: nachos on 01 December 2021, 09:51:08 am
OOOUch!

Being in a living room full of chillin' gang members whilst having sex with the boss on a bed.

Wow that's so rock-n-roll!!
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: saltysweet on 01 December 2021, 11:08:31 am
Wow that's so rock-n-roll!!

;D Nachos
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: amy on 01 December 2021, 11:16:03 pm
Remove any body hair. I only do my legs below the knee anyway (and even that only occasionally) but it still fucks me right off ;D
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: Milf-G on 01 December 2021, 11:20:36 pm
78 year old in my case thinks "we have a special connection and he is the only one that makes me cum"  ;D ???

Pmsl lol. I personally can't do anyone over my dad's age so 70 is my limit.
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: PleasureSales on 02 December 2021, 06:04:54 am
Feel satisfied and have a full purse after shagging 10 guys in 2 hours at bang gangs, then go on dates as a nice civvy girl.
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: Miffy on 02 December 2021, 09:04:23 pm
Happily get out of bed, get dressed and go home
Shave my legs above mid-calf
Insist on putting the condom on rather than let the man do it himself

Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: BJC on 17 January 2022, 10:37:57 am
Pmsl lol. I personally can't do anyone over my dad's age so 70 is my limit.

I used to think this when I started, however now I'd take the 70 year old over the 25 year old any day of the week. Of course there's exceptions to the rule but I find them so much easier to deal with (in the bedroom and out!) and much more respectful than the younger guys.
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: northernstar on 18 January 2022, 10:46:16 am
Using those pussy period sponges which I didn’t know even existed in the Pre Whore Age.
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: Milf-G on 05 February 2022, 08:48:04 am
Using those pussy period sponges which I didn’t know even existed in the Pre Whore Age.

Game changer!
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: Delores on 12 February 2022, 01:47:11 pm
Wishing the man who's fucking me will come asap. With my boyfriend I'm always saying "Don't come yet you selfish bastard!" ;D ;D
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: roseanna on 13 February 2022, 07:24:14 pm
Wishing the man who's fucking me will come asap. With my boyfriend I'm always saying "Don't come yet you selfish bastard!" ;D ;D

This is one thing I pay a lot of attention to. Part of it is making sure the foreplay takes them to the point of being almost ready to pop. But anyway I don't re-book the ones who take longer.

Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: Milf-G on 13 February 2022, 09:22:44 pm
Wishing the man who's fucking me will come asap. With my boyfriend I'm always saying "Don't come yet you selfish bastard!" ;D ;D

Absolutely lol
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: Dynamite Doll on 15 February 2022, 02:03:54 pm
Wishing the man who's fucking me will come asap. With my boyfriend I'm always saying "Don't come yet you selfish bastard!" ;D ;D

hhahahahh I am the same
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: Delores on 16 February 2022, 05:52:49 am
Yes, premature ejaculation, is a very positive attribute in a client, less so in a boyfriend. The perfect client would come just before knocking on the door and slide the money under it.  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: Janet-Oundle on 24 February 2022, 08:05:03 am
I probably do more CIM with clients, its less personal that having them near my face.  With B/F they like it but are finished afterwards.
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: Delores on 20 March 2022, 08:54:56 am
The obvious, going to work with the hope and expectation being fucked by at least 3 men.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: Femme fatale on 20 March 2022, 10:12:49 am
Love it when the guy leaves straight after sex without saying much at all . Glad when he's cleared off.
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: Sophine88 on 21 March 2022, 08:57:07 pm
Anal 4 or 5 times a day. I’m a trans escort. I don’t think cis women know how lucky they are to have a vagina and not be getting fucked in the ass 4 or 5 times a day.

I actually loathe when clients want to fuck me. It’s the worst part of the whole booking. But I just get on with it.

It has caused me some bowel problems from being penetrated in that area regularly and other things but you get used to it.
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: Nadya on 10 April 2022, 05:08:22 pm
Fake it so that those holding back would just cum already....I don't spare feelings in my civvie life, if I am not there, I am not there, they better work harder  ;D
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: thickthighs on 12 April 2022, 05:07:13 pm
Anal 4 or 5 times a day. I’m a trans escort. I don’t think cis women know how lucky they are to have a vagina and not be getting fucked in the ass 4 or 5 times a day.

I actually loathe when clients want to fuck me. It’s the worst part of the whole booking. But I just get on with it.

It has caused me some bowel problems from being penetrated in that area regularly and other things but you get used to it.

Don’t take this the wrong way just a bit of friendly advice.
Perhaps stop offering it for a while and see how it effects your bookings? Do you find there’s a big difference in clients wanting to top or bottom? If I loathe something I wouldn’t offer it, it’s not healthy both physically and mentally.
I prefer anal personally as opposed to vaginal and indulge in this more in both my working and personal life for years. It hasn’t caused my any bowel problems, yet, but I’m sure if it did I’d be less inclined to indulge.
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: suzi sue on 12 June 2022, 06:23:02 pm
pml these make me laugh ...

great client  comes fast ( but books n pays long booking )
 gets washed n fucks off after cuming
no cuddling or pillow talk

total opposite of decent bf yet we call it GFE lmao
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: Ana66 on 13 June 2022, 02:43:09 pm
Don’t take this the wrong way just a bit of friendly advice.
Perhaps stop offering it for a while and see how it effects your bookings? Do you find there’s a big difference in clients wanting to top or bottom? If I loathe something I wouldn’t offer it, it’s not healthy both physically and mentally.
I prefer anal personally as opposed to vaginal and indulge in this more in both my working and personal life for years. It hasn’t caused my any bowel problems, yet, but I’m sure if it did I’d be less inclined to indulge.

Wow what makes you prefer anal over vaginal ? Do you always need an enema before you do it or can you go without ?
I've personally done anal a few times in my life and always found it horribly painful (never done it with clients though), no matter how well you prepare it, maybe it's a matter of habit or maybe sensitivity of that area varies from people to people
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: Ana66 on 13 June 2022, 02:45:15 pm
pml these make me laugh ...

great client  comes fast ( but books n pays long booking )
 gets washed n fucks off after cuming
no cuddling or pillow talk

total opposite of decent bf yet we call it GFE lmao


ahahah I can relate to this 100% !
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: Ana66 on 13 June 2022, 02:53:08 pm
Also something I do as an escort that I would never do in civvy life is faking an orgasm. This is the base of our job to fake orgasms but I would never ever pretend to have an orgasm with a civvy guy if that was not the case. In fact, it's extremely rare that a guy manages to give me a real orgasm since I need to have feelings to get one.

Surprisingly I also love dirty talk in my civvy life but I never do this with clients (should normally be the other way round I know) as I find it so awkward and fake when it doesn't "come from the heart"

And finally something I would never do in my civvy life that I do as an escort is morning sex, I've always hated morning sex  :-X
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: Milf-G on 13 June 2022, 03:39:44 pm
I never fake orgasms with clients. Let them know they're not doing a good enough job. A few times I've actually had to tell them to stop as they're too rough with fingers or tongue.
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: bustybbwsteph on 13 June 2022, 03:47:10 pm
Faking orgasms is definitely up there, especially on cam!  I have had a few clients over the years who have been able to hit the right buttons at the right time but they are very few & far between!

Wearing heavy make up...... On cam I tend to wear really heavy make up (Deep purples/Reds/Greens etc)  My husband says I look a little like a clown  ::) However, it seems to work with the cam clients

Smiling - My god........ When I am working I feel like I have to have a constant smile plastered on my face, simply because my natural expression is more like a resting bitch face that wants to gut you with a blunt knife  :angel: 

Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: Ana66 on 15 June 2022, 10:49:46 am
I never fake orgasms with clients. Let them know they're not doing a good enough job. A few times I've actually had to tell them to stop as they're too rough with fingers or tongue.

wow I don't think I would dare telling them they are not doing a good job (I feel that 100% of my clients have no clue how to pleasure a woman anyway), I would be too scared of ruining the mood as we all know that men can get turned off by literally any tiny little thing. Obviously when they are too rough or hurt me I let them know otherwise when they asked me if I had an orgasm I always say yes aha
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: Miffy on 15 June 2022, 11:15:51 am
IMO, that’s the problem with offering a GFE, you’re having to consider your clients feelings and pride. I don’t, and never have, I just can’t pretend - I am very upfront about the fact it is highly unlikely I will have an orgasm and that I don’t fake it as for me, it would be deception -  I can’t do that just to make them feel great. Thankfully, my clients are grateful for my honesty about this. And maybe that’s the biggest different between escorting and dating for me, I can be far more honest with clients about myself than I ever could be with boyfriends.
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: Milf-G on 15 June 2022, 02:41:08 pm
wow I don't think I would dare telling them they are not doing a good job (I feel that 100% of my clients have no clue how to pleasure a woman anyway), I would be too scared of ruining the mood as we all know that men can get turned off by literally any tiny little thing. Obviously when they are too rough or hurt me I let them know otherwise when they asked me if I had an orgasm I always say yes aha

I once faked it with a client who was rubbing my clit like a scratch card and after I pretended to cum he starts doing it again. Guys that say they want me to cum (through penetration) 1st - 75% of women don't cum through sex and I'm one of them. Usually though the RO is good. One bloke sounded like he was a dog lapping up milk and after about 30 seconds asked if I came, I told him, too noisy, too fast, not long enough. I didn't like him so had no qualms.
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: Milf-G on 15 June 2022, 02:42:44 pm
IMO, that’s the problem with offering a GFE, you’re having to consider your clients feelings and pride. I don’t, and never have, I just can’t pretend - I am very upfront about the fact it is highly unlikely I will have an orgasm and that I don’t fake it as for me, it would be deception -  I can’t do that just to make them feel great. Thankfully, my clients are grateful for my honesty about this. And maybe that’s the biggest different between escorting and dating for me, I can be far more honest with clients about myself than I ever could be with boyfriends.

I do tell most of them I don't cum quickly. They see this as a challenge. If I'm stressed I almost certainly won't cum, need my mind to be free.
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: Jessiegirl on 15 June 2022, 04:18:38 pm
I don't take orgasms but if they are good at oral then I do tend to cum quite easily and quite a lot with sex too.

I do seem to get a lot of hot guys who know what they are doing so lucky in that respect.
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: Dynamite Doll on 15 June 2022, 08:12:23 pm

1. With a party client c..ke and I head to the bathroom to close the door the client says oh no leave it open I like seeing a girl take a shit. So I do my thing while chatting away I'm not going to let the situation hold me back from going as it is a longgggggg night ahead of me.

2. Charging 50quid to 100quid just to fart in clients face who requests for it in the meeting, I get money first then release. In Civvy life we hold in our farts as it is not lady like to fart in front of a male who you like dating etc. These are only with c..ke party clients  ;D

3. Being paid to eat dinner date and only do one time sex end of the meeting or no sex at all as most are full stuffed from food and drink I find these fun ;D

4. Pissing on a client in a wine glass and he drinks it but in civy life when bursting to go mid sex stop half way to go toilet then return to real sex cant piss on the civy guy.
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: Ana66 on 19 June 2022, 08:49:55 pm
1. With a party client c..ke and I head to the bathroom to close the door the client says oh no leave it open I like seeing a girl take a shit. So I do my thing while chatting away I'm not going to let the situation hold me back from going as it is a longgggggg night ahead of me.

2. Charging 50quid to 100quid just to fart in clients face who requests for it in the meeting, I get money first then release. In Civvy life we hold in our farts as it is not lady like to fart in front of a male who you like dating etc. These are only with c..ke party clients  ;D

3. Being paid to eat dinner date and only do one time sex end of the meeting or no sex at all as most are full stuffed from food and drink I find these fun ;D

4. Pissing on a client in a wine glass and he drinks it but in civy life when bursting to go mid sex stop half way to go toilet then return to real sex cant piss on the civy guy.

Wow I would definitely not be confident enough to do this kind of things. Are clients asking for these things mentioning it when they book you or do you just go with the flow during the booking ?
Title: Re: Things you do as an escort you'd never do in your civvy life
Post by: Dynamite Doll on 21 June 2022, 06:31:10 pm
Wow I would definitely not be confident enough to do this kind of things. Are clients asking for these things mentioning it when they book you or do you just go with the flow during the booking ?

They mention it in the booking and I go with the flow once the additional funds are in my hands cash or sent transfer and it reflects then I do the W.S or the Fart. The one of the bathroom toilet it is random on the spot. I have become used to it guy chatting to me and I chat to him while I am doing number 2 that I don't charge so its all fine with me.