I?ve got a thing about saliva and I hate it when men give me wet kisses or when I can feel the drool running down the crack of my arse during oral. I hate it when they spit on their hands then rub it on my pussy (there is lube right there, don?t use your phlegm you revolting git), or worse still, when they spit on my pussy! *boak*
Another ewww thing is men whose foreskins don?t retract. God knows what?s lurking under there because surely they can?t clean it easily.
And I know this is weird being in this job, but I hate spunk. I hate the taste, the smell and the consistency of the stuff?thank god for condoms.
Massive thatches of pubes that hides their penises (and it?s usually those who are like walnut whips without the walnut, that stay soft throughout the booking). Why these guys don?t trim them I?ll never know.
Fat hairy men. Sorry guys but I find blubber revolting, and moobs are not a good look. Don?t think that putting on a pair of your ?punting pants? (i.e. pants that look crap on you yet you think are sexy) makes you any more attractive.
Manky feet. I seriously think some men never look at their feet judging by the state of them ? crusty cracked soles, yellow split nails etc.
Skid marks left on sheets. Why is it that none of my numerous BFs over the years have ever left skid marks (or had stinky bums), yet some clients have.
Christ, I sound like a right jaded old whore now don?t I
