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LouLou37

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #30 on: 10 May 2012, 08:45:32 pm »
aww that is so bad  :( and  >:( for you. I know what it is like, but he should not have gotten ANY of the fee back, you provided the services and it's not your fault he was so heavy-handed, despite being told to stop. I'd have been livid! Hope you are OK x x x x
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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #31 on: 10 May 2012, 08:49:21 pm »
he paid for an hr

and was here for half an hr so gave him the other half hours money

my nipples are really sore and been to my local drop in and thankfully he hasnt cut me internally

hes gone into my phone and will be avoiding him from now on

i just hope he does visit anyone else he will take note or if hes heavy handed again the escort

will speak up like me rather than sit there smiling and be in agony
im me take it or leave it

curvygrace

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #32 on: 18 May 2012, 11:50:14 pm »
i prefer a trimmed gent. pubes in the mouth is literal game over for me! i always compliment their gardening!

randomly, i had a punter who worked as a butcher the other day, straight from work to see me,. he was clean downstairs but he just generally stank of cold raw meat. couldnt get smell out of my room for hours!

i hate it when they must know theyre a bit stinky from work and  i [always offer the bathroom and shower usage but if they turn it down and then want rimming etc..i think you disrespectful so and so.

cim makes me gag EVERYTIME! its unpredictable. can be anything from rice pudding to egg yolk!
 also, an absolute hate is stringy pre-cum....yknow the type?? literally making me feel sick now!

also hate sharp/dirty finger nails - thrush/water infection - no thanks!

OH OH OH!!!....the WORST thing i forgot about.....when young lads think its sexy to use spit instead of lube!!! argghhhhh dont spit on my minge please! there is a perfectly good bottle of lube RIGHT THERE! gross!!! lol

i hate guys that a really rough and think that we all like sex in porno stylee!

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #33 on: 19 May 2012, 12:42:33 am »
Lol CURVYGRACE your last post made me actually Laugh out loud and abrubtly stop munching my coco-pops !!!!!

Awww jeezo i love threads like this xxx
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Emelie

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #34 on: 19 May 2012, 10:29:33 am »
Yeah, stringy slimy precum is the worst. Usually goes together with tight foreskins, I don't know what's going on there...
Guys who think kissing = rolling your tongue in someone's mouth as fast as you can.
Guys who ask me to suck their hairy nipples.
Long pubes, actually pubes in general.
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bananamuffin

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #35 on: 19 May 2012, 10:34:04 am »
I cannot BEAR long pubes. Double double yuck.

I wonder how they think we are to give a hand job when our fingers are trapped in the bloody Wyre Forest?!

I get one like this, I'll make sure to pull the bloody things til he winces and then say oh, I've got scissors, shall I trim your locks for you - no extra charge!!!!

Suppose you could sell it on the benefit that it makes a penis look longer?

Have i discovered a niche market here do you think? Note to self: must bring scissors with me next time. Just in case.

Jan10

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #36 on: 19 May 2012, 11:54:11 am »
I cannot BEAR long pubes. Double double yuck.

I wonder how they think we are to give a hand job when our fingers are trapped in the bloody Wyre Forest?!

I get one like this, I'll make sure to pull the bloody things til he winces and then say oh, I've got scissors, shall I trim your locks for you - no extra charge!!!!

Suppose you could sell it on the benefit that it makes a penis look longer?

Have i discovered a niche market here do you think? Note to self: must bring scissors with me next time. Just in case.



And the thing is that men with a very hairy didgery doo are those that won't give you the time of day if you have so much as a slight hairy Mary. ;D 
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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #37 on: 19 May 2012, 11:57:22 am »
I cannot BEAR long pubes. Double double yuck.

I wonder how they think we are to give a hand job when our fingers are trapped in the bloody Wyre Forest?!I get one like this, I'll make sure to pull the bloody things til he winces and then say oh, I've got scissors, shall I trim your locks for you - no extra charge!!!!

Suppose you could sell it on the benefit that it makes a penis look longer?

Have i discovered a niche market here do you think? Note to self: must bring scissors with me next time. Just in case.

We are escorts.Escorts can perform miracles even giving hand jobs to someone whose pubes resemble a brillo pad. ::)
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Sahrbear

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #38 on: 19 May 2012, 02:57:33 pm »
I've only had one I disliked and that was because he was a spoilt rich kid. when we'd finished he said "clean me off" and he kept telling me what to do and not in a sexy way just like "move there" "get on top" "don't sit down, stand up" etc etc. Oooh so erotic. When he was getting dressed I went to tie his shoe laces to see what he would do and he let me! mummies boy anyone?

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #39 on: 21 May 2012, 09:43:10 am »
When their belly is so huge that you cannot find his member when he is stood up,I tend to roll them on the bed and find it some how,always seem to have tiny willies under the huge belly,maybe its been squashed so much it shrinks! x

casey_kisses

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #40 on: 21 May 2012, 10:02:32 am »
When their belly is so huge that you cannot find his member when he is stood up,I tend to roll them on the bed and find it some how,always seem to have tiny willies under the huge belly,maybe its been squashed so much it shrinks! x

I think it's actually that proportionally it looks smaller than it actually is. The bigger you are, the smaller it looks! :)

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DianaMurphy

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #41 on: 21 May 2012, 11:17:05 am »
The usual dislikes for me, fat, hairy, smelly men! Yuck! I've got one older guy who likes to drop by every now and then, he's got absolutely no idea what to do at all!! He's clean and normal other than that but I do try and teach him the ways! LOL!

Slightly OT but people keep mentioning socks - I used to hate this as well until I found out that some men really struggle to keep it hard if they have cold feet! And this is why a lot of men keep them on, even in porn!  ;) Hadn't ever occurred to me before but girls take it for just that - they want to make your life easier!  ;D

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #42 on: 21 May 2012, 12:59:24 pm »
Slightly OT but people keep mentioning socks - I used to hate this as well until I found out that some men really struggle to keep it hard if they have cold feet! And this is why a lot of men keep them on, even in porn!  ;) Hadn't ever occurred to me before but girls take it for just that - they want to make your life easier!  ;D

I never realised that! Mystery solved then, thank you Diana  ;D

Whether or not they take them off doesn't bother me too much anymore, as long as there is no cheesy smell  :-X Besides, most guys don't take proper care of their feet. I have seen some real 'shockers' with rough soles, nasty toenails etc so keeping them covered might not be such a bad idea after all!

What drives me mad though is the sight of those tiny black bobbly bits which disintegrate from socks and get stuck to white hotel sheets. Sometimes it happens even after they've had a shower as these fluffy balls get stuck between their toes, which they obviously fail to notice... I spend a fortune on bloody lint rollers  :D
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bananamuffin

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #43 on: 21 May 2012, 06:05:03 pm »
PurpleCarrot: this is why I shall never offer a toe-sucking service!!

Coty

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #44 on: 21 May 2012, 07:51:50 pm »
PurpleCarrot: this is why I shall never offer a toe-sucking service!!

Ohhh me too...I've seen some real shockers! Urgh!
another one for the things that make you go ewwww thread! lol