socks on,cheesey dicks

and the classic head pushing when giving oral!!!!!!!!!!

why cant tax let us claim back on febreeze,air freshner and persil lmfao

Coffee or stale cigarette breath and fingers smelling very strongly of tobacco always make me feel sick...

This is my pet hate, along with even the faintest smell of alcohol - both make me feel sick and the thought of those chemical-stained fingers going anywhere near anything delicate makes me cringe. I do ask punters to wash their hands before getting started if they're not having a full shower.

I don't mind a bit of a manly armpit as long as it isn't strong (and I much prefer it over strong deodorant or aftershave), but the bad teeth are another one I can't bear, and the only times I've ever refused to kiss punters have been because their oral hygiene has been so appalling that I couldn't even put my face within a foot of their mouth without gagging.

Men who wash their dicks but don't bother about the pubes.  That stale piss smell makes me gag

Quote from: Jan10 on 07 May 2012, 12:22:39 pm

Men asking you to suck them when they are still limp 'it will go hard once its in your mouth'  'nope sorry I do not suck cold pork sausages therefore i will not suck a cold lifeless dangly penis period!'
Someone flipping your clitoris and repeatedly asking if it is all yours 'No mate half of it is my friends I'm giving it back to her later'
Bums that smell like cheese that has been left out for a week in the sun.
Men that break wind when you are giving them oral and you have to check they haven't shat on your towel.
Throwing the condom on the floor. Would you do that in your house. Better not answer that one.

Your whole post had me laughing out loud:-)) Thank you:-)

I agree! The bit that had me seriously LMAO was "Men that break wind when you are giving them oral and you have to check they haven't shat on your towel."

Ew!!!  The stinky bum thing has to be the worst, that smell just sticks in your throat

And men who are so slobbery when they kiss you, they may as well just spit on your body.  Spit. Spit Spit.. oh look, there's a dry spot!  Spit.

Vom

i had a really heavy handed guy today
felt like he was proding a turkey and tuning in a radio with my nipples

twice i told him to be gentle !!!!!!!!!!!!!

then i politely told him i cant carry on as hes too heavy handed

and gave him his money back

What did he do when you said leave!?