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TeenKylie

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Things that make you go ewwwwww
« on: 05 May 2012, 10:27:37 pm »
I have had a great week up until today, ticking over really nicely with my regulars who always cheer me up and even met a couple of really hot new gentlemen who were fantastic! Even had to turn quite a few guys away again. But I guess where there's a high there's always going to be a low.

Seen two guys today, both guys I have previously seen a couple times. First guy I was actually abit funny about seeing again because he works at a shop in my town and text me a little wile ago to say he had seen me out and how sexy I looked. Now I know he didn't mean anything by it but it still freaked me out a little as I like to keep things really private and when I'm going about my private business I don't really want that. Anyway saw him again today and realised I probably should have said no. It was really awkward and he kept making these strange faces wile we were having sex, had bad breath and kept trying to stroke my face which was a real turn off! He only booked half an hour and 40mins later still hadn't cum and I hate to rush guys but I had to say that was it.

The second guy an hour comes in has a shower then comes into the bedroom, I say I quickly need the loo so go in and realise he has taken a shit and it stinks! Couldn't you have stoped somewhere else to do that before? Then again really strange faces wile we were having sex and strange sounds like when he was sucking on my boobs or whatever would purposely make these slurping sounds which were such a turn off! He was soft the whole time (it's really not nice sucking a permanently soft cock) and never came either! But I do remember that being a problem previously.

I am quite proud of myself really because I still kept my happy smile on as I always do even though it can be hard sometimes when things are such a turn off. Oh well I have another nice overnight planned for tomorrow night so concentrating on looking forward to that.

So what things are big turn offs for you?

Kylie x
« Last Edit: 05 May 2012, 10:44:49 pm by MissKylie »

Coty

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #1 on: 05 May 2012, 10:38:00 pm »
I love the title...got that song stuck in my head now! lol

And urgh at him taking a huge dump...don't they have any shame.

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #2 on: 05 May 2012, 10:41:32 pm »
exacly what you said..making noises when sucking my boobs,knocks me sick!
i actually got sacked from a well known parlour years ago(you may know the one)
When a guy did that..i jumped off the bed an screamed YOUR MAKIN MY SKIN CRAWL!
Obviously ive put up with it,more than once..but this guy got me on a very bad day..
also the shit thing,i can top that!
My friend who worked in a parlour with me,was left traumetised..
She was giving a guy a massage and all through the service she could smell poo..
after about 20 mins the girl who i cant name,said i can smell something!
To which he jumped up,to remove the towel on bed and reveal a MAN PAT.
he started screaming look what you have done!
She ran downstairs,crying,and the guy fled!!!
I think theres some sickos that do the deed even in toilet for a reaction..its disgusting.
hope your not to upset.. :P

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #3 on: 05 May 2012, 10:49:43 pm »
Bad breath, body odour and guys who shag with their socks still on  :-X

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #4 on: 05 May 2012, 10:55:41 pm »
I hate the "inexperienced" guys, who have watched too many bloody porno's!!!

I had one last week who kept doing horrible pecky little kisses EVERYWHERE. You know, like proper woody woodpecker style pecks and then kept saying "ooh do you like that you dirty dirty girl?"
NO I F**KIN DONT!!! (I clearly didnt say that!!) but I wanted to!!
I also hate those (and they usually fall into the same category) who are hairy ALL over but completely shave their pubes and balls. It just looks ridiculous.
As soon as I see a bald cock, I think "this one isnt gonna know what hes doing" and i'm usually right!!!

TeenKylie

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #5 on: 05 May 2012, 11:03:32 pm »
I'm okay but it really wasn't nice. I've never worked in parlour before so I wouldn't no but that really is awful! What kind of human being does that?!

Betty, I actually much prefer them to shaven and smooth below instead of getting pubes in my mouth! Ewww! Much cleaner and the majority have been better in bed from my personal experience! Lol

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #6 on: 05 May 2012, 11:08:10 pm »
Things that ME go 'eeeewwwwwww'....

Stinky bums
Cheesy/crusty cocks
Dirty fingernails - CRUSTY TOENAILS!!
Horrible feet (HATE feet anyway)
Bad teeth (black/brown/decaying/sticky)
BAD DENTAL HYGIENE!!
Fungal skin infections
Chronic lack of soap & water
Picking toenails - THIS MAKES ME GAG WHEN PEOPLE DO THIS!!
Trimmed pubes - much prefer a full bush, but FFS, either grow it or get rid of it completely! Trimming just gives me a rash!!
« Last Edit: 05 May 2012, 11:42:09 pm by Cat_BBW »

TeenKylie

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #7 on: 05 May 2012, 11:12:30 pm »
What really makes me angry is when they use my fresh towels I put out for them and just leave them or even throw them on the floor after they are done it's just soooo disrespectful! :FF

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #8 on: 05 May 2012, 11:23:36 pm »
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« Last Edit: 13 May 2015, 03:02:41 pm by LouLou37 »
"Good things come to those who hustle" Anais Nin

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #9 on: 05 May 2012, 11:31:54 pm »
Oh god.... Stinky bums I havent come across yet but it made me wanna puke just reading it!!!!

Kylie, I'd much rather a trimmed man hedge.... as I too cant bear pubes in my mouth. One of my regulars is so, um, small, his pubes are longer than his length and its more like flossing than anything else.

Bleurgh.

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #10 on: 05 May 2012, 11:46:55 pm »
Oh yes, the 'stinky bum' crowd... Not only do they not notice it/care, some of them would ask: 'do you do rimming?' (I don't!)

Coffe or stale cigarette breath and fingers smelling very strongly of tobacco always make me feel sick...

Sweaty hands

excess of saliva

penises so limp, that they're actually COLD
« Last Edit: 05 May 2012, 11:54:03 pm by Purple Carrot »
Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #11 on: 05 May 2012, 11:55:34 pm »
Body Odour  :FF

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #12 on: 06 May 2012, 12:18:23 am »
Ewww

For all the above plus when they leave the towel dirty.

Coty

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #13 on: 06 May 2012, 12:48:30 am »
Ewww

For all the above plus when they leave the towel dirty.

Especially when it's shit marks on the towel!

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Re: Things that make you go ewwwwww
« Reply #14 on: 06 May 2012, 01:07:09 am »
Miss Kylie,
What a couple of horrible bookings you have endured. I admire and respect the way you have handled them.
It seems that you have come of age with your title change. What a lovely difference, nice one ;)
Wiley.xx