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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: loubyloo on 20 August 2016, 04:04:46 pm
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I have a drop dead gorgeous 33 yr old kick boxer who I see about once a fortnight. Face, body, everything is gorgeous and he's really well hung as well.
He's one of a handful of men who can genuinely make me come like a rocket, gushing out loads.
Yesterday, after a particularly massive orgasm, I actually said ' God I would marry you just for that!'
WTF was I thinking?
Luckily he laughed but I was so embarrassed!
What else have other ladies said in the heat of the moment?
Please don't let me be the only one to be that daft!!!! Xx
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I once said 'I love you' to a civvy FWB during sex. I was so embarrassed (I think I meant to say 'I love your cock!') I just let it lie as I thought trying to explain myself/backtrack would be worse.
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I must admit I have told several guys over the years ( civvies not clients ) that I love them when I've cum.
If its been a strong powerful orgasm it is like. Right now, for that couple of seconds I do love you ;D
Unfortunately with one guy that I had been seeing for a couple of weeks, I could tell he was so happy that I had said it. Then the awkward conversation " eh I don't actually love you, but I did for that second"
I do have the odd mild orgasm with clients, I've never said it with I Love You with any of them thank goodness.
But I have had a couple of guys say that they feel that I really like them, eh no, thats just maybe me thinking that you're OK and damn good GFE acting :FF
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I've told a client he was the best after an orgasm wasn't technically true but he was great!
Two clients have told me they loved me after orgasm and I just laughed it off both lovely guys. It's amazing and funny the strange things we and them can see when in ecstasy! Haha
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Had a good giggle reading this thread. I've actually dreamt that I was having an orgasm with "randoms" and for a day or 2 later I could not stop thinking of them ::) ;D
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I've told a client he was the best after an orgasm wasn't technically true but he was great!
Two clients have told me they loved me after orgasm and I just laughed it off both lovely guys. It's amazing and funny the strange things we and them can see when in ecstasy! Haha
I heard that too. Maybe, that's the extent of men's love. Women's love runs deep in terms of caring, self sacrifice, altruism, nurturing etc but theirs ..far deeper linked with sex. I could be wrong but so far, my observation.
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Things I said..I am careful as to what I say but I have had the could this be love?"moments. Of course, not. But wow...moments. But if it's one off, I soon forget :) Twice. Four times... So far I only had one who kept me, wow.. I don't love them at all. I always call it chemistry. A bit of magic.
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I heard that too. Maybe, that's the extent of men's love. Women's love runs deep in terms of caring, self sacrifice, altruism, nurturing etc but theirs ..far deeper linked with sex. I could be wrong but so far, my observation.
Disagree. Men can be just as caring etc and women can be just as 'in the moment.'
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I can't recall that I've ever said any thing in the heat of the moment especially that I love them I'm under no illusion. Think I'm more observing them making sure everything runs smoothly and tending to their needs. More in my private life I said a few things in the heat of the moment. Clients are clients. The majority of them are not your ideal man or bf what ever you want to call it. Or should I say is not your dream man. There are some I'm fond of and enjoy their company but it ends there.
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The things I've regretted saying are usually when I've pointed out someone's ignorance and made them feel bad, when I should have smiled sweetly and said nothing. A guy once told me, "I've travelled all over the EU: Japan, China, Canada." Bloody moron.
I was never very good at talking to an idiot without letting him know he was one.
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A new client was 10 minutes late for his appointment so the first few seconds were a bit 'uncomfortable' as I was slightly annoyed and he was nervous/stressed about it being his first time and also the fact he was late (he gave me an extra tenner for that) so it was a bit more relaxed :) We sat down on the bed and he began to talk saying how he's here because he isn't getting any sex, I said without thinking "Well yes I can see that!" We both looked at each other and both burst out laughing, I mean we were both in stitches I think it was because it was so quiet, the more we laughed we couldn't stop and nearly all the way through I just kept almost bursting out laughing again! I felt so bad :-[
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The things I've regretted saying are usually when I've pointed out someone's ignorance and made them feel bad, when I should have smiled sweetly and said nothing. A guy once told me, "I've travelled all over the EU: Japan, China, Canada." Bloody moron.
I was never very good at talking to an idiot without letting him know he was one.
;D ;D
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I've screamed a few times times over the phone (and written by e-mail) "I WISHED YOU DIED FROM A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH!!" to really annoying people.
Usually I regret it after.
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I've said the blissful "I love you" thing just as I've orgasmed with regular clients, among comments like how amazing he is - which I often say something similar to clients anyway just to get them off faster :D
I remember a 2nd (or was it 3rd..) booking with a client, after a few orgasms (not kidding) I said "omg you're perrfffect" just as I orgasmed. Right then i could have married him lol, he wasn't exactly my type but he really knew how to use it amazingly well! he was hung not huge but just right.
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;D ;D
I do that too. I offer them alternative (better) words to use when they're talking haha I can act like they are the bees knees for most of the time but sometimes the real me comes into the room.
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The things I've regretted saying are usually when I've pointed out someone's ignorance and made them feel bad, when I should have smiled sweetly and said nothing. A guy once told me, "I've travelled all over the EU: Japan, China, Canada." Bloody moron.
I was never very good at talking to an idiot without letting him know he was one.
Oh that is bad, was he serious? are you sure he did not put an "and" after EU !!!!!
I have never uttered the "I love you" words to a client but some have said it to me and I hate it. Never know quite how to react and some of them have instantly regretted saying it to me obviously as what usually follow is "you know what I mean" or some such drivel.
One man came in and within one minute told me very loudly and clearly he would not be seeing me again. I just smiled. He then continued, saying he wanted to try a pro and then never do it again. How charming of him to let me know.
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At the door with a really lovely regular client the other night I said without thinking "See you next week for the next instalment" I didn't mean what it sounded like, I meant to say 'our next encounter' :-[
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At the door with a really lovely regular client the other night I said without thinking "See you next week for the next instalment" I didn't mean what it sounded like, I meant to say 'our next encounter' :-[
Hehe :) Sometimes I tease Clients by saying; " yes, you already told me about that..I have it down in chapter 2 " It's worth it for the look of terror on their face 8)
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Oh that is bad, was he serious? are you sure he did not put an "and" after EU !!!!!
I have never uttered the "I love you" words to a client but some have said it to me and I hate it. Never know quite how to react and some of them have instantly regretted saying it to me obviously as what usually follow is "you know what I mean" or some such drivel.
One man came in and within one minute told me very loudly and clearly he would not be seeing me again. I just smiled. He then continued, saying he wanted to try a pro and then never do it again. How charming of him to let me know.
No, I think there was a 'y'know' or similar after EU. Made my toes curl.
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'you look like an elf, can't beleive i'm fucking an elf this is great'. (he clarified he meant like in a good way like elven features rather than a ginger short leprcaun or santas grotto worker) But during i was like...... OOohhh yea....... *wut..... eh whatever floats your boat, i've heard of weirder fantasies*
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I guess this technically doesn't qualify as it was in an email but thoguht it worth a giggle.
Client called me Rhino instead of Rhona haha (I assume auto correct) . Best misspelling of my workname yet. That'd make a very intimidating work name.
Hello sexy, my names RHINO.
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I guess this technically doesn't qualify as it was in an email but thoguht it worth a giggle.
Client called me Rhino instead of Rhona haha (I assume auto correct) . Best misspelling of my workname yet. That'd make a very intimidating work name.
Hello sexy, my names RHINO.
Love it! My AW name is a bit ridiculous but I've never bothered to change it, I love hearing men awkwardly say it over the phone, it makes me howl.
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Once client told me after sex " It seemed longer then 40 minutes action" then I just answer thoughtless " for me it was eternity".
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Client called me Rhino instead of Rhona haha (I assume auto correct) . Best misspelling of my workname yet. That'd make a very intimidating work name.
Hello sexy, my names RHINO.
I love this!
In a similar vein, my working name is Violet - I once had a client (who didn't speak a lot of English) mishear it as 'Violent'. Still makes me laugh whenever I think of it!