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CelesteManchester

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Re: Things clients say when they mean something else!
« Reply #15 on: 29 April 2020, 09:50:18 pm »
Quote from: TantricTease on 29 April 2020, 09:19:22 pm
“I want a relaxed booking” translates, for me anyhoo, “I don’t want you to be aware of the time so if I book an hour then I expect an hour and a half”.

“Do you do extras that aren’t on your profile” translates as “I want bareback”.

“I have been told I’m great at oral” translates as “please tell me I’m good at oral and whilst your at it then please fake it and give me a discount” (ok maybe not all that but the first part anyway!)

Ahhhhhhhh!!!! The ever popular “I’m great at oral.”
No, you’re not. No, you’re not. No, you’re not. NO, YOU’RE NOT!!!!!!

I get, “I wasn’t able to find any information about this on your website, but what is your policy on protection?”
Yeah, I know why you’re asking🙄.
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Jackiela

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Re: Things clients say when they mean something else!
« Reply #16 on: 30 April 2020, 02:19:59 am »
Or oh  let's start with half an hour see how it goes. Noway you want stay longer on the cheap 😂😂
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Lushblossom

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Re: Things clients say when they mean something else!
« Reply #17 on: 30 April 2020, 06:40:33 am »
'I'm really good at massage'  means 'I'm not that good at massage but I enjoy giving it'.

I have only had one guy good at massage in 8 years out of the many that have claimed they are good.  I see professionals monthly as a rule for a deep tissue all over body rub so I know what I am talking about.

'I'm a nice guy' means 'I am hoping I can manipulate you into pleasing me above and beyond the average escort'.

'Sorry I haven't been in touch and seen you again I lost your number' loosely translated means 'I haven't been to see you again recently as I have been seeing many other ladies besides yourself as I cannot even be loyal to escorts' lol.
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CelesteManchester

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Re: Things clients say when they mean something else!
« Reply #18 on: 30 April 2020, 01:22:31 pm »
Quote from: Jackiela on 30 April 2020, 02:19:59 am
Or oh  let's start with half an hour see how it goes. Noway you want stay longer on the cheap 😂😂

This 1 makes me crazed. I always reply with, “I have a schedule to keep this evening as I’m sure you do at your job, so why don’t we pin this down now as to the time you’d prefer?”

Not so subtly rude, lol😆.
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Re: Things clients say when they mean something else!
« Reply #19 on: 02 May 2020, 03:28:32 pm »
Do you want food/drink?
Translation - I expect to overstay around 2 hours.

Are you busy?
Translation - How much money do you make?

I need anal.
Translation - I have a very small penis.

Do you like me?
Translation - Do you want to give me free sex?

I am looking for someone fresh and new?
Translation - I am looking for an 18 yr old virgin who will fuck me. If she wants paying I will pay her!
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seraphine

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Re: Things clients say when they mean something else!
« Reply #20 on: 04 May 2020, 12:39:41 pm »
"I want to give you a massage" = "I want you to be less vigilant, more relaxed and to go beyond your boundaries"

"Let me help you with fixing a broken shower head in the bathroom" = "You owe me. I will remind you if you forget."

"You've always been good to me" = "You let me overstay every single time. I'm so great at making people do what I want."

"I bought something for you" = "You owe me"
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Lushblossom

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Re: Things clients say when they mean something else!
« Reply #21 on: 04 May 2020, 02:13:09 pm »
'Can we meet up outside for a chat?' means 'I am angling for a free social meet in the way of a date and potentially free sex so I hope you are up for that'.
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peaches_xx

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Re: Things clients say when they mean something else!
« Reply #22 on: 05 May 2020, 12:34:36 am »
"I left my wallet in my car, I'll be back" means they are a timewaster who changed their mind.
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peaches_xx

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Re: Things clients say when they mean something else!
« Reply #23 on: 05 May 2020, 12:35:34 am »
Quote from: Phoenix on 29 April 2020, 04:31:48 pm
"This is my first time with an Escort/I have never done this before"
This is on my time waster filter along with "I'm nervous"
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CelesteManchester

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Re: Things clients say when they mean something else!
« Reply #24 on: 05 May 2020, 01:00:04 am »
Quote from: Lushblossom on 04 May 2020, 02:13:09 pm
'Can we meet up outside for a chat?' means 'I am angling for a free social meet in the way of a date and potentially free sex so I hope you are up for that'.


“Fabulous! My donation for that is $100/hour!”

*spluttering* ”for coffee??”

“Or, you could just bring me the coffee ☕️when you arrive for your appointment...”

I’ve found that works well, hee hee.
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hot flower

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Re: Things clients say when they mean something else!
« Reply #25 on: 07 May 2020, 07:14:45 am »
Hi I'm looking to book you do you offer ( something I don't)
When I say sorry I don't
Can you wear thigh high boots which I don't have
Oh it's ok I don't mind stiletto instead ..they do mind
Oh well you look great I'm coming to see you (at selected time )
They don't turn up
They never call again
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Phoenix

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Re: Things clients say when they mean something else!
« Reply #26 on: 07 May 2020, 09:24:00 am »
"I would like you to pencil me in for later, I will just check I can make it firstly and confirm in a couple of hours"..
.. You won't see me for dust babe, I object to your rates and am desperately ringing round for a cheaper alternative... Besides, great for my ego to have a selection of you all waiting for me to call  8)
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