Ask me out on real life dates. Lunch, dinner, a weekend away.
Do any of you ladies ever agree to this?

I find this extremely difficult, I feel almost pressured into doing these.  I rarely give in but they always want more than want you give them.  A lot of them expect it to be free too. 

Ask me out on real life dates. Lunch, dinner, a weekend away.

Do any of you ladies ever agree to this?

I've never agreed, the work version of me is very different to the personal version of me. I'd never see them again in any capacity if I was real me; getting aggy, impatient and intolerant! But when I'm on paid time I'm chilled and friendly 

I had one today with stinking trainers.

When he took them off I nearly gagged. He smelt ok though. Never had that before.

I really hate when lonely old men pull out their phones at the end of a booking to show me photos of their boat/car/holiday, etc. I have to smile politely and make appreciative noises, all the while wishing they'd just get dressed and fuck off.

I really hate when lonely old men pull out their phones at the end of a booking to show me photos of their boat/car/holiday, etc. I have to smile politely and make appreciative noises, all the while wishing they'd just get dressed and fuck off.

Literally had this a few days ago  ::)Because I have dogs, I get all the dog pictures, and usually some classic car too...

😀 The classic car men. I remember one man whose car I could see from my window was very distinctive and it was when he was getting dressed to leave he brought up the subject. He asked what car I drove and I gave him a (false) reply so he then asked did I like classic cars.  I responded by telling him an acquantance was a collector but that I wasn't really a devotee (the second I said it I wished I hadn't).

He then launched into his passion for classics and started the phone scrolling. I gave it about 5 minutes of looking interested then heard myself saying oh I  don't have time now but show me more next time!

Thankfully there was no next time. 🙄

Client called for booking, and I said he would need to pay a deposit because it was over an hour away. He started texting, asking for pics and dirty chat. I said if he wanted this, he would have to pay for it. He paid a small amount and we exchanged a few texts and pics. Then he asked for my ETA - I said we were doing dirty talk and pics, and he hadn't even sent me an address at this point.  he then got arsy and started kicking off about hpw he'd gotten nothing...

EDIT: He is now demanding I get to his house in 20 minutes as originally agreed, which wasn't agreed. Also, I do not have a teleportation machine 

This can be very annoying when you spend time explaining things, they've mentioned a time but not given the details or whatever else is needed to book then get upset or are surprised they don't have a booking.

I used to see someone like this. He was deaf as a post, too! We'd finish and then he'd try to stay an extra half hour whilst he showed me photos etc ... very irritating!

Does my head in too. Thankfully I don't get many of those