When they ask a load of questions about parking options after you've given them a hotel address for a booking, especially when you are very obviously on tour. As well as not really knowing the area since I don't live here, I don't even drive. To find out the information they are asking for, I would have to look it up on the internet, which surely they should be capable of doing. I can understand asking if there's parking at the hotel or asking about parking arrangements if going to a residential location, but a hotel is a public place and you can literally just look up parking near the place you're going to. I'm here to work and really don't have the time to be researching stuff and helping clients with their journey. Surely it's their responsibility to arrange how they will get to me. When I'm doing outcalls, I definitely don't ask clients about the best public transport routes or places that are nearby their location - I look up the information myself and plan my journey, seeing as I'll be the one making the journey. I can't imagine clients bombarding other businesses with all these questions about how to get there.

Awful, painful fingering "technique". I'm not sure if lots of clients have sharp fingernail or if they just lead with the nails and shove them in without any thought, or maybe a bit of both, but it hurts. I definitely understand why so many escorts don't allow fingering.

Similarly, when they try to put a finger up my anus without any lube or just a bit of their own spit (a lot of clients seem to think their spit is all the lube they need for some reason). The amount of times I have to tell clients they need to use lube for that, even though I always have lube on the bedside table. If I ever do anal fingering on them, I use plenty of lube even if it's only one finger, and my fingers are very thin! One guy some time ago even picked up my butt plug and was about to try to put it in me without any lube. 😬

When they ask a load of questions about parking options after you've given them a hotel address for a booking, especially when you are very obviously on tour. As well as not really knowing the area since I don't live here, I don't even drive. To find out the information they are asking for, I would have to look it up on the internet, which surely they should be capable of doing. I can understand asking if there's parking at the hotel or asking about parking arrangements if going to a residential location, but a hotel is a public place and you can literally just look up parking near the place you're going to. I'm here to work and really don't have the time to be researching stuff and helping clients with their journey. Surely it's their responsibility to arrange how they will get to me. When I'm doing outcalls, I definitely don't ask clients about the best public transport routes or places that are nearby their location - I look up the information myself and plan my journey, seeing as I'll be the one making the journey. I can't imagine clients bombarding other businesses with all these questions about how to get there.

Awful, painful fingering "technique". I'm not sure if lots of clients have sharp fingernail or if they just lead with the nails and shove them in without any thought, or maybe a bit of both, but it hurts. I definitely understand why so many escorts don't allow fingering.

Similarly, when they try to put a finger up my anus without any lube or just a bit of their own spit (a lot of clients seem to think their spit is all the lube they need for some reason). The amount of times I have to tell clients they need to use lube for that, even though I always have lube on the bedside table. If I ever do anal fingering on them, I use plenty of lube even if it's only one finger, and my fingers are very thin! One guy some time ago even picked up my butt plug and was about to try to put it in me without any lube. 😬

I have had incall enquiries from punters who do need to be told the branch line for the train, to be fair it isn't too obvious but easily discoverable if they just entered start and finish stations. I usually advise on unreliability of the service, advise they buy a flexible ticket or one for at least the train prior to the one they intend using.

I do ask about parking because parking can be very variable, and stressful I want to know if I can park on their street/drive whatever or should I leave more time and park elsewhere. Has been annoying to be told "park on the street by my house" to turn up and find double yellow lines "But no-one ever patrols here". Doesn't matter a £60 fine is going to cut into the fee, and I would be on edge throughout the booking.

Regards spit and shoving yes, even a regular did this once then started running his hands over my face and hair. He was completely new to anything anal, so a bit of education happened.

Years ago I learned to not have toys next to the bed, too easy for clients to grab and shove inside without a moment's thought or lube. Instead I get them out if and when asked along with a helpful dollop of lube.

Received yet another text message from a long term regular client. He's been asking to see new photos on my profile despite me telling him previously and several times I don't feel the need to update my pics too frequently. I didn't reply so no doubt he'll bring this up again on his next visit. He even does that prayer hands gesture which gives me the ick 😏

My photos are taken by me. I've had pro pics aplenty in the past but reckon I can do a decent job myself and am confident with the ones I put out there. Last time I refreshed my gallery was the back end of 2023 and while I would like a few more as I've acquired a couple of great outfits I DON'T want him to think it was pressure from him that made me do it.

I find it a pain in the backside when choosing and editing my photos and it's no ten minute job!

Mirror!

I just read your suggestion 😉 and thanks for thinking of it but with this particular man it wouldn't go down well. He's already suggested he takes a few photos of me (with MY phone of course) but I'm just not interested.

I always have at least a dozen good photos which are viewed at no cost. I wish he'd just stop going on about it. He's edging nearer the bin but doesn't know it yet. 😕

I definitely win the big prize for the most gross client EVER!

So, I've been a bit skint lately, having given this up at my mother"s insistence..she may feel that she has a point!

OK, OK, OK... where do I begin?

The prized gentleman in question first pestered me to meet him in a car. No problem if that's what you do, I don't... we are all making a living.

I saved his number in my phone as a "nuisance" because he wouldn't drop it.

Anyway, some months later and me skint, I responded to him again.

It didn't smell right and I shouldn't have but I had no money and actually needed to.

Fast forward, he gave me taxi money, my top outcall rate and sent the cash over in advance. I checked him on G@@gle Maps and it looked like it wasn't a dump. (set up an alternative Payplal or bank account for privacy ladies, keep yourself safe!!!!)

Anyway, I rock up, the place is in disarray, I mean, gross, disgusting, filthy. Kids toys everywhere and just crap, all over the place.

I needed the money, I really did. I asked if he had showered, he said that he had but when I went into his bathroom to change I could see that the shower was dry.

He then wanted to do stuff downstairs, amongst the kids toys and I suggested that we move upstairs.

He told me that he had not slept and had been "on it" all night,

The bed was badly unmade and when I got onto it there were dirty baby wipes on top of it.

Obviously I didn't do much for him, a covered BJ and a hand shandy before I left.

If it hadn't been for desperation Id've walked but it was £200.


He just called again yesterday and asked me to come over again and I said that I would need him to promise that he would change the bedding, have a shower and brush his teeth.

He tried to kiss me in the last meeting and I literally gagged, I was definitely not going down below as he was clearly lying about the shower.

So, he said that he was sorry about last time, he had been a bit worse for wear and would be showered and have minty fresh teeth and a clean bed.... I said, "ok" we have all had our moments..... and here's the punchline..

He asked if I would be COOL with his sons being in the next room as they are really heavy sleepers!!!!!

What utter disrespect, mostly to his family but to me also.
It wasn't a hard decision, I'd rather starve.

Shit .. this is a nightmare you just reminded me why I never do outcalls !


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Me too!    That is just hideous

Can't remember If this already mentioned.

When client asks me HOW much does the taxi cost  I'm not a cab firm to know rates the cab firm tell you.
I'm an Outcall escort. That questions peeves me off always asked when I've given my address where I'm to be collected.

Can't remember If this already mentioned.

When client asks me HOW much does the taxi cost  I'm not a cab firm to know rates the cab firm tell you.
I'm an Outcall escort. That questions peeves me off always asked when I've given my address where I'm to be collected.

If he is worried about the taxi fare, I would be worried about receiving my compensation.

Just lately I have started requesting that I take a £50 deposit for time and trouble. It's made things a bit quieter but I have found that the serious ones respect it ( I always ask them to see my  feedback, to know I'm not bogus) but it saves soooo much time.

In my opinion, if a guy is serious about seeing you, he will do it.