I've had so many lately cancel their booking saying "I cant get out of work" or "I wont be finished in time"
So why make a damn booking when they're not even sure that they'll be free!!??

A little annoyance here but when as happened yesterday they wait till 5 minutes left of their paid time then declare they want to try XXX or xxxxxxing. I obliged and we ran over by a few minutes but next time he better not think he can pull that trick again.

When they message you to say they've set off. Bonus points if they message again at different stages of the journey such as getting off a train or having just parked up if the nearest parking isn't right outside the venue I'm using. All I care about is if/when they get here.

A client who is very careful about his privacy. Won't use a mobile phone to call or text, only AW.

Then leaves me feedback saying that I work from hotels.

I had one in Manchester like that won't give me his number !

Ah, the narrators. I get them too 'I've just left the office ...I've just got on the tube ...I'm just leaving the tube station ...I'm just walking down X'. I never reply so I think they must enjoy it.

Mine today is punters who wrap themselves in a towel after a shower but don't actually dry themselves at all and then lie straight down on my bed with their back still soaking wet  Thanks for that.

It’s even more interesting when they narrate the entire booking…

‘Touches left breast’… ‘inserts cock into vagina’… etc etc.

That's just so creepy 

Really annoyed with one idiot today, he was a new client. He only booked 30 mins

This man didn’t sound to with it  On the phone, but he had 3 postive feeback on the site so I let him book me due to having 3 positive feedback. He sent me a booking request.  (Lesson to self now if they don’t sound right on the phone call don’ let them book, even if they have feedback)

He books for 11:15. He kept texting me saying be there bang on 11:15, can’t wait to see me blah blah. I didn’t Engage in back and forth text tennis. I said perfect see you at 11:15. I don’t think he liked that, he was probably hoping for text tennis with me before the booking.

The time comes he has not arrived.(shows signs of rudeness straight away when they can’t even be organised enough to tell there running late and you have contact them to find out )  So I ring him after waiting 10 mins past the agreed time. He didn’t pick up the phone but then he text me to say he won’t be long in traffic. At this point I tell him I could only wait 5 more minutes. He told me he don’t think  he would get to me in that time. So asked him how long would he be he said not sure as he in stand still traffic. So I told him sorry the booking cancelled. He didn’t reply or apologise for any inconvenience. I don’t even think he had any intentions of turning up, or if he did it would have been probably hour late, expecting still be seen. None of my other bookings was late or in stand still traffic like he claims he was.

It’s on my profile I don’t allow lateness, anything Over 10 minutes late the booking will be cancelled  . He only booked 30 mins but expecting to rack up when ever he ever suited him and still get full time. I’m so annoyed I turned down a good regular for this idiot.

Looking back I should have read his feedback proper what the ladies had to say. They was saying basically in a polite way he had to be directed but  finally got there. I didn’t have time read his feedback fully. Lesson learned. I Probably dodged a bullet as if he can be that rude with communication. I dread to think what he Be like in person.

When they are super late!! Takes the piss.

I don't mind them being late as long as I know - it's their time they're losing. I had so much trouble with the Adultwork ones in particular turning up early I had to add a bit to my listing that says if they're fifteen minutes or more early then their booking is cancelled.