Men with dirty bums are doing my head in at the moment.

Men with dirty bums are doing my head in at the moment.

I know what you mean. Had one recently who claimed to have showered prior to arriving. Laid on his front for  a massage and the stink from his bum hit me, it was disgusting, made me feel sick.
It seems that it doesn't occur to many men that they actually need to clean their arse using a soap product.
I have come to realise that what these men consider cleaning themselves properly and being clean and fresh is poles apart from what we consider that to be.

Men with dirty bums are doing my head in at the moment.

Yep happens so often. I can never understand how they do not wash all relevant areas for a booking like cock, balls, bum and armpits. What makes it worse they do not always stay on there allocated towel but move around the sheets polluting the whole of the bed. Sometimes i feel dirty afterwards and don't even want to sit or lay on the bed where some have touched. I buy a lot of room sprays for bedding too as i need to do this chore a lot to get better smells back.

Yep happens so often. I can never understand how they do not wash all relevant areas for a booking like cock, balls, bum and armpits. What makes it worse they do not always stay on there allocated towel but move around the sheets polluting the whole of the bed. Sometimes i feel dirty afterwards and don't even want to sit or lay on the bed where some have touched. I buy a lot of room sprays for bedding too as i need to do this chore a lot to get better smells back.

I feel the same, dont want their smell or nasty DNA on my bedclothes so I have a summer weight duvet I use with duvet cover on that I swap out for clients so can launder both easily and use my own seperate bedding to sleep in, quick and easy solution.

I’ve had 2 people ring me from my hotel reception in the past 24 hours, they proceeded to throw fits because I cancelled them on the spot.

fuck me there’s something in the water today no one can follow simple instructions.

I think you might be right. I've had to tell one today that he needs to use the lift like I asked and not come crashing up the stairs past all the other flat doors, and also had to ask two not to bellow my flat number out loud when they're inside my building. I've also had four out of five today need explaining how to use a doorbell that has the instructions engraved on the metal wall plate next to it (my flat number is a single digit, so not that hard to ring)

Give ridiculous reasons why they don't turn up. Todays was his mother had been rushed to hospital and it's not the first time I have had that. I'd rather they just be honest and say they changed their mind or had a wank!

When they come out with that immortal line "I think you should be paying me"
No mate, you smell like over ripe bananas, with the oral skills of a potato! I'm just one hell of an actress 

  I've had this too, you have to laugh, bless em.
If we showed what we are really thinking ... yaaawn  how much longer .... what we having for tea.. oow that prog I like is on tonight etc etc I doubt many would want to come back.
So many of us out there clearly giving a performance worthy of Oscar nomination