Being really f**king loud!
I had one client recently (new) who booked in for several hours. Not only did he not keep his voice down, but everytime I touched him, he flapped around like a fish and groaned. It kind of reminded me of a  Kevin tantrum (from Kevin and Perry Go Large ) 😂. I didn’t know whether to laugh or call an ambulance 

Say crap like "your body was made for sex" yuk, what does that even mean anyway?!

Or “I can tell you really love doing this.”
No, Sir. I am just a very good actress 

Think you'll rearrange your personal life for them.

I've been seeing this guy for 5+ years now, every 2-4 weeks. Given the time length, a few details about our personal lives have cropped up (on both sides.) Recently he text saying Hiya I know you're busy on the weekends with your family but was wondering if you could see me still as my new job doesn't allow a lot of free time, maybe when the kids are in bed or ask their dad to have them for a few hours while I come and see you?

Cheeky fucker. I most certainly won't be losing out on my personal time/family time for ANYONE!! Not only that, but the sheer audacity of basically asking me to dump my family for a bit just so he can get his dick wet means he won't be seeing me ever again!

I don't think it's usually appropriate, but I can understand it given so many escorts lie. Also, if you look very young, it's probably a good idea they check - though obviously no one sensible is going to admit to being under 18.