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Milf-glos

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3765 on: 11 January 2022, 04:18:41 pm »
I’ve had to push back meetings a few times bc of toilet/shower🚰🚽🚿issues in the hotels that maintenance needs to look at, & these men😡🤦🏼‍♀️ :FF are literally saying, “I don’t care if you’ve showered.” OR, I had 1 tell me it was FINE if someone else was there!!! Men are just getting weirder I swear.

Glad I'm not the only one lol, some of them don't even realise what they've just said  :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3766 on: 14 January 2022, 11:48:14 am »
You know what, when they brag about being rich and having so much money, big houses and a swimming pool, and then don’t tip… I find it rude tbh, big arrogant knobheads.
If you’re gonna be so flipping patronising at least chuck me a £20 for the pain my tongues gonna be in from biting it so hard 😑

The particular dick who’s brought this annoyance to the surface was the 59min59second type and didn’t want to extend the time when I was sat smiling saying sorry times up, and he was begging for 2more minutes please, go on..

Gross. Rude. Tight fists wankheads.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3767 on: 14 January 2022, 02:34:25 pm »
When clients shorten my work name, it really annoys me (even though it's not my real name!!)

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« Reply #3768 on: 14 January 2022, 03:02:27 pm »
You know what, when they brag about being rich and having so much money, big houses and a swimming pool, and then don’t tip… I find it rude tbh, big arrogant knobheads.
If you’re gonna be so flipping patronising at least chuck me a £20 for the pain my tongues gonna be in from biting it so hard 😑

The particular dick who’s brought this annoyance to the surface was the 59min59second type and didn’t want to extend the time when I was sat smiling saying sorry times up, and he was begging for 2more minutes please, go on..

Gross. Rude. Tight fists wankheads.

This makes me nuts🔩. You’re a CFO👨🏼‍💼& make bags of $$? But can’t toss me a $50 tip? Fuck off. I understand tips are voluntary & you do it if you’re pleased with my service & blah blah this, that & the other BUT GODDAMN. I gave you a blowjob for 45 minutes straight. Show. Your. Appreciation.😡
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3769 on: 14 January 2022, 03:04:28 pm »
When clients shorten my work name, it really annoys me (even though it's not my real name!!)

Me too  ;D

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3770 on: 15 January 2022, 12:02:14 am »
Funny story ... I was out last night with a friend and called a taxi. I gave my real name cos - one - I wasn't working and two my friend has no idea what I do. Taxi came and I said taxi for (real name) and the driver said yes. Half way home, I clocked the driver was one of my favourite regulars  :o who dropped me off outside my house. He knows where I live anyway as I work from home and then he took my friend home.
It really tickled me once I got over the initial shock, so I ended up texting my reg to thank him for taking me home and said I hoped my friend tipped him well. He replied saying no worries, so it was definitely him. Hilarious  ;D

Haha this is hilarious! Out of all the taxi drivers you could have gotten ;) That was good of him to not mention the name thing! It's obvious you have a work name! And he could have started acting weird which your friend would have picked up on aha x

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« Reply #3771 on: 15 January 2022, 12:07:48 am »
You know what, when they brag about being rich and having so much money, big houses and a swimming pool, and then don’t tip… I find it rude tbh, big arrogant knobheads.
If you’re gonna be so flipping patronising at least chuck me a £20 for the pain my tongues gonna be in from biting it so hard 😑

The particular dick who’s brought this annoyance to the surface was the 59min59second type and didn’t want to extend the time when I was sat smiling saying sorry times up, and he was begging for 2more minutes please, go on..

Gross. Rude. Tight fists wankheads.

Omg I know! So many arrogant ones trying to make themselves look good, which ends up having the opposite effect!

Then they try and extend the time, without paying... um if you're that rich, you shouldn't have to think twice about it ;)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3772 on: 15 January 2022, 01:22:11 am »
When clients shorten my work name, it really annoys me (even though it's not my real name!!)

Or when clients insist on knowing your real name, because they want to know "the real you". I obliviously have a "backup" name that sounds more girl next doorish than my escort name in case anyone keeps asking and then they are pleased. It's ridiculous how hearing a second fake name makes them happy  ;D

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« Reply #3773 on: 15 January 2022, 09:45:12 am »
Haha this is hilarious! Out of all the taxi drivers you could have gotten ;) That was good of him to not mention the name thing! It's obvious you have a work name! And he could have started acting weird which your friend would have picked up on aha x

I know lol, he's a star, bless him  ;D

My friend who I've since seen again had absolutely no clue, so it's all good.

I didn't know my reg was a taxi driver anyway, so in a way that made it funnier lol.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3774 on: 19 January 2022, 09:34:15 pm »
Requesting an evening booking at the last minute. Most likely because they've been let down by someone else  ::)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3775 on: 19 January 2022, 10:51:02 pm »
Clients that hate when they have handed the money over and you count it in front of them.

Not many have a issue with this and understand this is a business transaction but the very small amount that do hate it are the ones that have issues with having to pay for it.

They are in denial and believe we should just trust them!! Nope i have caught several out underpaying by counting.

Funny how they have no problem with a supermarket or restaurant counting the money but seem to think it's bad of us to do it. Only had this a couple of times and i can tell  straight away those ones have resentment for sex workers.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3776 on: 20 January 2022, 06:54:57 am »
I have a couple of clients that always seem to wear brand new cheap socks when they see me, as every time they leave a trail in my bathroom of black "sock fluff"

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« Reply #3777 on: 20 January 2022, 08:18:18 am »
I have a couple of clients that always seem to wear brand new cheap socks when they see me, as every time they leave a trail in my bathroom of black "sock fluff"

I hate this, too! Mind you, plenty comes off my own socks which were not cheap  >:(
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3778 on: 20 January 2022, 09:19:41 am »
I have a couple of clients that always seem to wear brand new cheap socks when they see me, as every time they leave a trail in my bathroom of black "sock fluff"

Christmas effect, people think it's nice to wear new socks but they leave a fluff trail. Never noticed the sock brand, I just know it occurs around the same time each year.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3779 on: 20 January 2022, 01:25:46 pm »
Regular texting 'looking forward to seeing you soon' and 'are you in your flat now?' without booking  since November. It's Dawning on me its one of those ,' 'are you dead yet?' communications.

I just texted him that I don't like texts and am turning off the facility on my phone. Like shit....or get off the pot dude cause I'm totally not interested now. I don't let newbies do this and not having it from a reg.

Update:Whoops 5 mins later he apologised, saying he agrees it's unfair on me. he's hanging on by a thin thread today.
« Last Edit: 21 January 2022, 07:32:09 am by saltysweet »
Yah... 'I'm down to my last 22 million my mom left me', he sniffed into his lace hanky. 'And the 30 million my dad threw in my face when we got married'. 'Wha'dya mean my 'real' dad!'