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Milf-G

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3720 on: 27 November 2021, 05:32:37 pm »
Fail to follow simple bloody instructions

Milf-G

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3721 on: 28 November 2021, 06:00:22 pm »
Thinking they can get extra time for free.

fallen angel

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3722 on: 28 November 2021, 09:46:26 pm »
Ask for a shower after the booking when they never showered before  ::)

Hm, don't care about being fresh for us but don't want to go back home/work smelling of pu@@y

Milf-G

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3723 on: 03 December 2021, 09:38:35 pm »
Asking for fuck buddy status lol

honeyangel

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3724 on: 03 December 2021, 11:15:08 pm »
STOP taking a dump in the toilet I find it so rude & it stinks. Especially annoying when you have back to back bookings!  :'(

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3725 on: 04 December 2021, 01:37:33 am »
Hm, don't care about being fresh for us but don't want to go back home/work smelling of pu@@y

Maybe I shouldn't jinx it but I seem to get the opposite. Vast majority of my clients have great hygiene and happy to freshen up on arrival. But so many don't want to shower after and prefer to go home with their mouth/dick/finger covered in pussy  :-X :-\
A woman, especially, if she have the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3726 on: 04 December 2021, 03:02:51 am »
Maybe I shouldn't jinx it but I seem to get the opposite. Vast majority of my clients have great hygiene and happy to freshen up on arrival. But so many don't want to shower after and prefer to go home with their mouth/dick/finger covered in pussy  :-X :-\

I agree mine too. I've always got hand sanitizer on offer pre-covid, right by where they sit, free to use, but they ignore it. I think they like the sweet juices as a reminder.
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Milf-G

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3727 on: 04 December 2021, 09:58:42 am »
STOP taking a dump in the toilet I find it so rude & it stinks. Especially annoying when you have back to back bookings!  :'(

Eww gross.

Milf-G

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3728 on: 17 December 2021, 09:09:50 am »
When they take a shower and mess with my temperature settings on the shower  :FF

Femme fatale

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3729 on: 17 December 2021, 03:45:20 pm »
One time clients expecting you to remember them and suddenly escort just for them despite giving up and just doing phone chat in a completely different  location no where near them

I just dont find *stupid men  a turn on ever  *

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3730 on: 17 December 2021, 08:17:28 pm »
Smoking half a packet of your fags then walking off with your only working lighter  >:(

Jadine

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« Reply #3731 on: 18 December 2021, 09:13:43 am »
There's one I did other day and will never entertain again though a good payer , he left and a fee hours later started bombarding me with unwanted text , then started wanting wankchat which I don't offer , I was tired as it was late and told him that I see him the next day as he asked me to do a outcall to his home , just because I wouldn't give him a bit of text to get him off , the next day I messaged him he lied saying he had lots of work on , his now blocked,  hate doing older men anyway they always end up stubborn and awkward so he can fuck himself off to someone else .

CelesteManchester

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3732 on: 18 December 2021, 02:10:27 pm »
When you’ve seen someone ONE TIME, 2 years ago & they expect you to recall them & what you did to recreate it (it was a perfectly ordinary session🙄.)

“Jim? From Pittsburgh? You said you had a really good time?”

Sighhhhhhh.

“We can just do what we did before.”

You are going to have to throw me a bone🦴here, JIM.😡
An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

Femme fatale

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3733 on: 18 December 2021, 03:20:09 pm »
It amazes me that they think  escorts are going to remember them !

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3734 on: 18 December 2021, 04:31:41 pm »
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When you’ve seen someone ONE TIME, 2 years ago & they expect you to recall them & what you did to recreate it (it was a perfectly ordinary session🙄.)

I had one recently who said "You suggested something when I was here last time that I'd enjoy, what was that again?" when I've seen him once before and that was years ago. If you can't remember yourself mate I definitely can't!