Author Topic: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!! (Read 795205 times)

GucciGang · « **Reply #3630 on:** 28 August 2021, 11:04:29 pm »

When they ask if you do DEEP french kissing. Just the word DEEP makes me urge. You know it’s gonna be the most awful long saliva tongue being rammed into your mouth. I have kissing at discretion on my profile if I’m relaxed and in the mood I will initiate it. But when it’s the focus of the booking and they ask you this on text I cant stand it.

SquirtyQueen · « **Reply #3631 on:** 29 August 2021, 08:31:32 am »

Quote from: Kiss on 28 August 2021, 11:43:20 am

Get a tetanus jab asap !!

RB1 · « **Reply #3632 on:** 30 August 2021, 01:56:39 pm »

Quote from: Tina Sparx on 06 August 2021, 06:56:41 am

Had a young lad (19) recently, who told me in his 300 texts that he was a published male model and I wouldn't want paying from him!
When I (in no uncertain terms) told him that it made no difference, he eventually cracked and made an appt.
When he rocked up - he had his modelling portfolio with him! - He spent the first 15 minutes of his hour showing me pictures of him modelling swimwear for Littlewoods catalogue!
Yawn!

Littlewoods - are they still around 😂😂

RB1 · « **Reply #3633 on:** 30 August 2021, 02:00:54 pm »

Quote from: Sophine88 on 16 July 2021, 02:45:56 pm

Ripping, tearing or leaving bodily fluids on my very fucking expensive Victoria Secrets, Ann Summers etc underwear. Like I be damned if I paid 59 pounds for a bra for some idiot to tear it assunder. Might start adding fees for soiled lingerie at the end of bookings. Like the hotels do hehehe. You may be Eligible to pay a safety deposit of £50 for ruined undies.

Ugh I get guys who ask if they can dress up in the appointment
I’m like sure but you need to bring your own stuff
Oh no I want to wear yours - insert whatever they want
I’m like you NFW are you wearing my nice expensive lingerie and stockings to ruin - just why
I have one punter who I have known for years and he has this annoying habit of twanging my suspenders belt straps - he broke one once and it’s the type that you can’t fix

I didn’t say anything but now whenever I see him I wear my cheap crappy suspender belts that cost a fiver and not the ones that cost £50 - they are for clients that respect my lingerie 😂

ff · « **Reply #3634 on:** 30 August 2021, 05:15:11 pm »

Constantly emailing asking when I'm returning to my incall place.
Despite my profile info.
Getting fed up it says on holiday but to them we arnt allowed holidays

PinkR2021 · « **Reply #3635 on:** 30 August 2021, 08:34:08 pm »

Constantly texting me while I’m getting ready. Then, when I don’t awnser my texts, I get Whatsapps/AW sent “to check you haven’t blocked me”.
He was actually a really nice client but my god, I can’t multi task

saltysweet · « **Reply #3636 on:** 09 September 2021, 01:25:26 pm »

Miss Goodness and light- what would you like to book?
Incel-What are you good at?

Miss Goodness and light-Sipping champagne and good conversation

Incel-

(he hangs up)

I'm aware of the increasing number of 'dead eyed' randoms ring up for the hollow thrill of rejecting a female. Something they may not have the opportunity to do in civvy life. The aim of the call is rejection-not sex.

amy · « **Reply #3637 on:** 09 September 2021, 01:45:40 pm »

Quote from: RB1 on 30 August 2021, 02:00:54 pm

I have one punter who I have known for years and he has this annoying habit of twanging my suspenders belt straps - he broke one once and it’s the type that you can’t fix

I didn’t say anything but now whenever I see him I wear my cheap crappy suspender belts that cost a fiver and not the ones that cost £50 - they are for clients that respect my lingerie 😂

Are you certain it can't be fixed RB? I can mend most things if you wanted me to have a go

.

I no longer buy nice lingerie for work and haven't for years - too many things stained, torn, dribbled on and otherwise ruined. The last straw was when I had a beautiful pair of french knickers which I bought in Paris stolen, and I still have the rest of the set somewhere (which I now can't wear). They can have M&S and La Senza and like it.

Maz · « **Reply #3638 on:** 09 September 2021, 04:32:44 pm »

Quote from: amy on 09 September 2021, 01:45:40 pm

Are you certain it can't be fixed RB? I can mend most things if you wanted me to have a go .

I no longer buy nice lingerie for work and haven't for years - too many things stained, torn, dribbled on and otherwise ruined. The last straw was when I had a beautiful pair of french knickers which I bought in Paris stolen, and I still have the rest of the set somewhere (which I now can't wear). They can have M&S and La Senza and like it.

Each to their own I guess, but I've never understood buying and wearing designer or expensive lingerie for work. Especially when most of it comes off within about five minutes of the booking.

Jadine · « **Reply #3639 on:** 09 September 2021, 09:03:05 pm »

I will not spend much on outfits for them , they don’t notice half the time what I wear , I just get cheap outfits , i rather spend my money on other things than for them.

amy · « **Reply #3640 on:** 09 September 2021, 10:20:11 pm »

Quote from: Jadine on 09 September 2021, 09:03:05 pm

I will not spend much on outfits for them , they don’t notice half the time what I wear , I just get cheap outfits , i rather spend my money on other things than for them.

Exactly. The ones who are bothered will say so, and the rest normally just want to get whatever it is off (and so do I, especially in this weather

)

I have half a dozen plain black mini dresses (the clingy kind with thin straps), which bung in the wash and dry on the airer overnight with no fuss. I don't take clothing requests bar the most basic stuff, so that's pretty much what everybody gets

.

amy · « **Reply #3641 on:** 09 September 2021, 10:23:12 pm »

Back on the topic, I have had no fewer than five call today claiming to be enthused by my Adultwork profile, then ask me where I'm based - I even looked at the site in case there was something gone wrong with it. My location including nearest tube is on the top line in bold capital letters.

I know the AW folks aren't the brightest and the majority don't read a word of the ad, but ffs

ff · « **Reply #3642 on:** 11 September 2021, 09:16:41 am »

I've come to the conclusion they dont want to read our details .

Jadine · « **Reply #3643 on:** 11 September 2021, 09:56:54 am »

Thats just it they don’t read I’m sick of all the undesirables all week long every message I would have made hundreds this week if they weren’t all twats .

Snow Whitest · « **Reply #3644 on:** 11 September 2021, 09:19:56 pm »

Someone this week contacted me via Whatsapp requesting my location, when I suggested he read my tab called "READ WHEN & WHERE" he had the absolute audacity to send the eye roll emoji! If he'd been in front of me I'd have bitch slapped him

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