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Sophine88

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3555 on: 20 June 2021, 11:08:20 pm »
Messaging or calling after a booking to say not to contact me again as I have a wife. Lol I wasn’t planning on doing so Mr. Over Ambitious.

Maz

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3556 on: 21 June 2021, 10:48:31 am »
When I've spent the morning carefully massaging,oiling and moisturizing my face, only for it all to get rubbed off when in a booking

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3557 on: 26 June 2021, 11:03:57 am »
Client slapped my arse really hard yesterday, left a big red mark. Ouch.

Jadine

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3558 on: 26 June 2021, 01:20:51 pm »
Smelly feet
Had one the other day not only disgusting breath but the pongy feet , even after he left the stench still hung about 🤢

CelesteManchester

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3559 on: 26 June 2021, 04:56:54 pm »
Such wildly inappropriate questions.

Just back from Gotham (NYC); they’re all bat shit crazy there anyway but the $$s good. See this 27 year old kid from Brand X country. At the end as he’s leaving, he says, apropos of absolutely nothing, “Did you lose your virginity to a black man or a white man?” (I’m FIFTY FIVE)

Wha ... what? I stutter. I’m completely poleaxed. “Not answering you & you need to leave NOW.” Literally shove him out the door🚪. Note to self: don’t see again.

He texts the next day, wanting another session🤦🏼‍♀️.
An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

Jessiegirl

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3560 on: 27 June 2021, 12:25:33 am »
Texting me asking how I'm doing and what am i up to today. Just lots of Fucking as usual. Thanks for asking. Keeps them quiet.

Femme fatale

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3561 on: 27 June 2021, 12:25:39 pm »
Texting me asking how I'm doing and what am i up to today. Just lots of Fucking as usual. Thanks for asking. Keeps them quiet.
I used to get these irritating calls and texts too, do they think we even appreciate it ! .. they arnt even booking

Sophine88

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3562 on: 02 July 2021, 06:25:34 pm »
Touching my fucking hair. On top of this touching and rubbing my back in a way that pulls my hair or causes friction.

I don’t think some men realise that I’m petite and even when they think they’re being gentle. They aren’t they’re literally pulling and prodding at me like a porcelain doll. I don’t think men genuinely have awareness of the fact that they’re a bit stronger than the average woman in a lot of cases. Like genuinely when men grab or pull my back I have to warn them they’re being way to rough and they look at me like I have ten heads like oh I didn’t realise what I was doing.

Anyway back to the hair. I wear fucking clip in extensions and I will tell someone this ten fucking times in an appointment and they’ll still prod and pull at my hair and sometimes the fucking clips rip the shit out of my hair from friction or being pulled which hurts like hell.

I don’t want your sweaty fucking hands that have been all over your cock on my fucking hair is that not clear as day.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3563 on: 02 July 2021, 10:26:30 pm »
When they try with sexual gymnastics; one client picked me up and flipped me around and before I knew what was happening I was in a standing 69, which was incredibly uncomfortable!

Maz

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3564 on: 11 July 2021, 11:24:49 am »
When they ask you 20 questions about your availability for the day, only to end with 'thanks I'll let you know'.

Erm no you won't, I'm going out instead now.

Femme fatale

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3565 on: 11 July 2021, 03:18:41 pm »
Can I get a postcode
I'm 5 mins from nearest town
Thanks I'll call back ..still waiting
No I'm not giving out my postcode for collectors anymore  :FF

Sophine88

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3566 on: 12 July 2021, 01:27:46 pm »
Asking me if it has been busy today or if I’ve seen many clients. Why do so many of them want to know this. I genuinely don’t understand if they’re just making small talk or god awfully intrusive shits.

Jessiegirl

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3567 on: 12 July 2021, 03:54:32 pm »
I think its just small talk. I do the same with taxi drivers.

TantricTease

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3568 on: 12 July 2021, 04:36:11 pm »
I think its just small talk. I do the same with taxi drivers.
Yep and I have heard from taxi drivers that they also hate the “have you been busy today” question, just like us!

English Green

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3569 on: 12 July 2021, 05:24:34 pm »
The asking if busy is mostly small talk i just say so so it's ok although one time i had someone ask me how many you seen? What have you earnt so far then? I ignored it then he asked again how busy you been? I then said why do you want to know? He said just like to know how many you seen before me. I said not getting in to that. At the end of the booking he tried it a different way by saying what do most girls earn doing this then when he was getting dressed i said i don't know because i don't ask them all. Really intrusive man.