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Maz

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3420 on: 09 April 2021, 11:03:02 am »
Not quite a booking but a failed booking, he was actually in my I call place BUT it failed and here is why:

A man calls me yesterday, he is foreign and his English is okay, we had a few misunderstandings regarding the making of the booking but we got it sorted it end, as per I told him to call me when he reached my landmark at appointment time, he did and I gave him the directions to my place, the same ones I’ve given out for the past 2 years with zero issues, and it took him 40 fucking mins to get to mine which was literally 30 seconds from the landmark  :FF..when he got to mines -after me phoning and texting him to repeat my directions, you know the same fucking ones I always give- I was livid and stressed and there was now 20 mins to my next booking and this dumb cunt wanted half an hour, it was 12.12 when he reached mines! I couldn’t hide my bad mood, I’m really bad when moody, it takes me time to shake it off, esp with clients I’ve never even met before, and he said “you in mood, you angry, I leave” and I gladly showed him the door, missed out on £80 but due to my mood, then I just couldn’t bring myself to act happy!!

I'd be so frustrated. When I get in a bad mood I can't hide it and become very brusque when talking to them. Although it does make it easier for me to kick them out at finishing time  ;D

I guy yesterday called and wanted to meet at 8:30. I couldn't be bothered with that late so suggested 8pm which he agreed to. It got to a minute to 8 and usually by this time I assume they're going to be a no show so I text to 'cancel' before they have the satisfaction of no showing.

Ten mins later he texted saying he was at such and such place and please would I see him as he had travelled more than half hour blah blah. Part of me felt bad so I decided to see him still. He kept asking for the house number which I wouldn't do until he had parked at the phone box up the road. I then called him to direct him down the road to the incall. In the end it did end up being 8:30 by the time we met though! It just annoyed me that he had agreed to 8pm and then was late without bothering to let me know.

Think I was being wary too as I had some dickhead the other day pretending to be parked just to get the address and even telling me that he was walking down the road. Scum bag.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3421 on: 09 April 2021, 11:22:14 am »
Not quite a booking but a failed booking, he was actually in my I call place BUT it failed and here is why:

A man calls me yesterday, he is foreign and his English is okay, we had a few misunderstandings regarding the making of the booking but we got it sorted it end, as per I told him to call me when he reached my landmark at appointment time, he did and I gave him the directions to my place, the same ones I’ve given out for the past 2 years with zero issues, and it took him 40 fucking mins to get to mine which was literally 30 seconds from the landmark  :FF..when he got to mines -after me phoning and texting him to repeat my directions, you know the same fucking ones I always give- I was livid and stressed and there was now 20 mins to my next booking and this dumb cunt wanted half an hour, it was 12.12 when he reached mines! I couldn’t hide my bad mood, I’m really bad when moody, it takes me time to shake it off, esp with clients I’ve never even met before, and he said “you in mood, you angry, I leave” and I gladly showed him the door, missed out on £80 but due to my mood, then I just couldn’t bring myself to act happy!!

This is the reason I no longer see guys who's first language isn't English.
As you found out, it's just too stressful and I too struggle to go into another booking once I've been put into a bad mood without some time out to calm down.

TantricTease

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« Reply #3422 on: 09 April 2021, 04:39:00 pm »
This is the reason I no longer see guys who's first language isn't English.
As you found out, it's just too stressful and I too struggle to go into another booking once I've been put into a bad mood without some time out to calm down.

I totally understand what you mean but his English was enough to work with, it’s the fact he thought I was actually gonna give him the address, when I had already explained to him, that I would guide him in from landmark...I honestly still feel the rage when I think of it 😂😂...I could never have went through with a booking with a client whose pissed me off no end!

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« Reply #3423 on: 09 April 2021, 08:30:39 pm »
I think that some men are just incapable of following simple instructions, English or not. I also find the more intelligent they are, the more likely they are to get lost. I had an American today completely ignore my instructions and was unable see a massive military landmark despite apparently standing opposite it. I literally give up
“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by arseholes.” Sigmund Freud”

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« Reply #3424 on: 09 April 2021, 08:55:31 pm »
Lol
I have been the same as you , with a few of them ended up shouting at them and lost out how thick are they when can’t follow directions? And even worse if someone’s booked in for when they should have been ended , and they pissing about .

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« Reply #3425 on: 10 April 2021, 08:34:25 am »
Lol
I have been the same as you , with a few of them ended up shouting at them and lost out how thick are they when can’t follow directions? And even worse if someone’s booked in for when they should have been ended , and they pissing about .

I had one the other year argue with me about where I was asking him to park and he was making a right fuss. I hung up the phone and said fucking knobhead under my breath but my phone was still connected and he heard me. Serves him bloody well right!  :D  :D
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TantricTease

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« Reply #3426 on: 10 April 2021, 11:56:00 am »
I think that some men are just incapable of following simple instructions, English or not. I also find the more intelligent they are, the more likely they are to get lost. I had an American today completely ignore my instructions and was unable see a massive military landmark despite apparently standing opposite it. I literally give up
I think it’s part that and part that they don’t trust us, like if I tell them to go to my usual landmark then they get para that I’ve got a team of boys in a van to rob them of their big massive...£120 for the hour!! It works both ways though because I don’t trust 90% of them, they’ve only themselves and their shitty behaviour to blame for that.

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« Reply #3427 on: 13 April 2021, 03:17:59 am »
Arranging services and fee on the phone, then at the end saying 'does it matter if I come in the first 5 minutes'. I had one of those calls today and I said 'I'm not trained for premature ejaculation problems or psychological issues. You need to see someone else'.

I charge a bit extra for 2 pops for happy multi-cummers who fancy it for sport or those who disclose PE difficulties at the start. But I dislike ones who throw it in at the very last second before the phone goes down. I feel it's manipulative.
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Jadine

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« Reply #3428 on: 13 April 2021, 12:38:13 pm »
I detest the idiots who ask for postcode after wasting time with other questions making out they want to see me  then saying I am to far , I am only 15 - 20 mins drive from the city centre
Always find the Sheffield punters twats for doing it yet I get a few travel long distance coming to see me from other city’s .

Maz

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« Reply #3429 on: 13 April 2021, 06:37:23 pm »
I detest the idiots who ask for postcode after wasting time with other questions making out they want to see me  then saying I am to far , I am only 15 - 20 mins drive from the city centre
Always find the Sheffield punters twats for doing it yet I get a few travel long distance coming to see me from other city’s .

I'm not far from you Jadine and get a lot of them. If I don't trust them I give them a different postcode or a road name nearby.

If they tell me it's too far I tell them to use common sense and read the advert before messaging the escort. I think some just do it as a wind up.

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« Reply #3430 on: 13 April 2021, 08:55:48 pm »
I know they do it as a windup
The knob who messed today did same thing a few years back but I thought give benefit of the doubt and the cunt still did same said to far , I told him about himself ,
I’ve had idiots pretending to be in the area and pestering for door number and they not even there ,  I never give it or real road until I see them in view , still get para that one day they still get my address and not come in , I have be careful  where I live as well with it being a selective area so don’t need the idiots that piss around as you don’t know what they capable of .

Maz

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« Reply #3431 on: 14 April 2021, 09:08:02 am »
I know they do it as a windup
The knob who messed today did same thing a few years back but I thought give benefit of the doubt and the cunt still did same said to far , I told him about himself ,
I’ve had idiots pretending to be in the area and pestering for door number and they not even there ,  I never give it or real road until I see them in view , still get para that one day they still get my address and not come in , I have be careful  where I live as well with it being a selective area so don’t need the idiots that piss around as you don’t know what they capable of .

I had one cunt last Monday that did it, and pretending he was walking down, the road, telling me to be ready. Absolute prick hole. Hoping he's one of those nobs that will try again in future so I can tell him where to shove it.

I love that some are stupid enough to have another go though ;D

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« Reply #3432 on: 14 April 2021, 11:50:02 pm »
I get told and must have been told a million times about my nips how they like em
I hate them pulling and biting , and fucking around like they trying to tune a radio station in , really gets on me nerves , and one a few month ago right over the top slurping and sucking right loud , never known owt like it , I had both my fist clenched felt like swinging in his head , even worse if they stinky slimy breath and you can smell the stench after .

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« Reply #3433 on: 15 April 2021, 05:16:39 pm »
Asking the same fucking thing repeatedly. Had a reg do this recently, after I had already answered. He mentioned it in EVERY text and several times on the day before the booking, despite the fact I'd stopped answering days before. If it was the first time I was seeing him, I would have canceled thinking he was a time waster! No less than 8 times he asked me the same thing.  :FF

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« Reply #3434 on: 15 April 2021, 05:33:22 pm »
I had one cunt last Monday that did it, and pretending he was walking down, the road, telling me to be ready. Absolute prick hole. Hoping he's one of those nobs that will try again in future so I can tell him where to shove it.

I love that some are stupid enough to have another go though ;D

Maz I ask them to name the shops (landmarks, features) they're passing as they walk over. If in doubt ask what they can see on opposite side of road. I'm listening on speaker as I'm getting ready. They're verifying all the time.
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