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fallen angel

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3405 on: 01 April 2021, 09:10:10 pm »
Because they don't look at us charging money for sex as a serious job so the rules do not apply to them of normal business practices. They suddenly become self entiltled and apply a mindset of not taking our time as anything professional or serious.

This is exactly it, possibly because many of them actually begrudge having to pay for it and do not think that we run it as an real business as in paying taxes or having any form of overheads/outlay. According to them we get free condoms from the clinic! ( Jeez we'd be there every  day to keep a decent supply and no way do they offer the various different brands/sizes I carry) and of course all the lingerie/toys/equipment we have already for personal use as we are all nymphomaniacs that can't get enough cock, no matter what that cock is attached to!  They really need to pull their heads out of their asses!
One guy actually asked me after a booking what I do for work!??   Eeeerrrr well this!!
They really don't see it as work and as someone else said, because we are so good at our job and make them feel good they actually think we get real enjoyment from fucking them.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3406 on: 01 April 2021, 09:24:35 pm »
Oh I can’t stand clients that think they’re entitled to stay over their time they’ve paid for, this also goes for clients that think I would want to spend any time with them or stay in touch with them out of work. Most clients don’t understand that we’re just very good at our job which is to make them feel good about themselves in the specific time paid for!

I've had this twice this week with new clients, only book 30 mins and 20 mins in are asking me to slow down as they don't want to cum yet! Realistically they have 5 mins left which leaves the last 5 mins for showering/dressing. I cheerfuly say how time flies when you're having fun and they should remember to make a longer booking next time  ;D
They get so carried away when we are not laying there like a sack of spuds mentally writing our shopping list ( what they are used to with their other halves, if they are lucky enough to be getting anything at all!)  that they suddenly think they have turned into a sex god and we are having as great a time as they are!



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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3407 on: 02 April 2021, 08:13:40 am »
This is exactly it, possibly because many of them actually begrudge having to pay for it and do not think that we run it as an real business as in paying taxes or having any form of overheads/outlay. According to them we get free condoms from the clinic! ( Jeez we'd be there every  day to keep a decent supply and no way do they offer the various different brands/sizes I carry) and of course all the lingerie/toys/equipment we have already for personal use as we are all nymphomaniacs that can't get enough cock, no matter what that cock is attached to!  They really need to pull their heads out of their asses!
One guy actually asked me after a booking what I do for work!??   Eeeerrrr well this!!
They really don't see it as work and as someone else said, because we are so good at our job and make them feel good they actually think we get real enjoyment from fucking them.

Yes. I was getting along really well with a guy the other night, but had to smile when he told me he only ever saw Escorts who do it, "For a hobby, just  because they love sex".. and that he never wanted to visit them if they are "Obviously doing it for the money"
Seriously deluded.
He's just met a lot of good Actresses🙄

We are ALL doing it for the money, otherwise we would be on a sex dating site and '"choosing' who we see.

 I mean there are obviously women out there that give no-strings-sex to strangers, but they are not getting paid large amounts of money to offer sex to anyone who walks through their door.

This guy was also one of those who asked me dozens of really personal questions and later told me out loud he now felt guilty he had spent so much of his money on booking a "lovely lady like me" that evening  :(

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« Reply #3408 on: 02 April 2021, 09:48:15 am »
The ‘lovely lady like you’ comment  :FF the amount of times guys have guys, ‘now, what is a lovely lady like you doing something like this for?’ Wow what a stupid comment and a great way to get my back up before you pay me to have sex with you. I always feel like saying something along the lines of ‘would you consider yourself a lovely man for having to pay for sex or are you just a sad lonely twat deep down?’ Let’s put the questioning spotlight on you for a second.

I find it so judgmental.

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« Reply #3409 on: 02 April 2021, 10:11:09 am »
and later told me out loud he now felt guilty he had spent so much of his money on booking a "lovely lady like me" that evening  :(

Urgh.

He's an adult, one who has made up his own mind and chosen to spend his money on sexual services. Nobody is going to feel sorry for you and your decision.

Nice things cost money, particularly a 'lovely lady.' And if it makes him feel guilty, maybe he should not being spending his money on sex.

fallen angel

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« Reply #3410 on: 02 April 2021, 02:36:31 pm »
Yes. I was getting along really well with a guy the other night, but had to smile when he told me he only ever saw Escorts who do it, "For a hobby, just  because they love sex".. and that he never wanted to visit them if they are "Obviously doing it for the money"
Seriously deluded.
He's just met a lot of good Actresses🙄

This guy was also one of those who asked me dozens of really personal questions and later told me out loud he now felt guilty he had spent so much of his money on booking a "lovely lady like me" that evening  :(

He was probably hoping that as you were such a "lovely lady"  and clearly only doing this "for a hobby just because you love sex so much"  that you would offer him his money back whilst assuring him that you'd had such a wonderful time with him that you felt it rude to accept his money ....   Haaa haaaaa haaaa  as if! 
As you rightly say, seriously deluded.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3411 on: 02 April 2021, 04:47:02 pm »
He was probably hoping that as you were such a "lovely lady"  and clearly only doing this "for a hobby just because you love sex so much"  that you would offer him his money back whilst assuring him that you'd had such a wonderful time with him that you felt it rude to accept his money ....   Haaa haaaaa haaaa  as if! 
As you rightly say, seriously deluded.

You have hit it spot on fallen angel 😇

It was one of those bookings in which we had a coffee at the start and a good chat about everything from Covid to Megxit at the end.. I got the feeling he was thinking it was just like a real date with a normal woman, except I had a pile of his money in my bag to take home with me  8)

A real date for me - should I have one ever again in the rest of my life - would not involve a penis in any shape, form or fantasy..  :-\

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« Reply #3412 on: 02 April 2021, 06:22:38 pm »
You have hit it spot on fallen angel 😇

It was one of those bookings in which we had a coffee at the start and a good chat about everything from Covid to Megxit at the end.. I got the feeling he was thinking it was just like a real date with a normal woman, except I had a pile of his money in my bag to take home with me  8)

A real date for me - should I have one ever again in the rest of my life - would not involve a penis in any shape, form or fantasy..  :-\

I think I might be with you there, Phoenix  ::)


The ones that ask how I am when I take their call...

I'm not interested in telling nor asking how they are, get to the point - do you want to book or not? Nine times out of ten these tend to be time wasters in my experience anyway.
« Last Edit: 03 April 2021, 04:53:37 pm by Maz »
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3413 on: 05 April 2021, 07:57:25 am »
For me it will always be the 'are you single' comments or 'would you date someone like me'. I always just say I am married to the job and be done with it.
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« Reply #3414 on: 05 April 2021, 08:07:57 am »
For me it will always be the 'are you single' comments or 'would you date someone like me'. I always just say I am married to the job and be done with it.
When I’m asked this then I just say that in order for me to date a client that has booked me then I’d have to fall in love with you on the spot as I am not okay with meeting a personal life man, in my work life, and as soon as I mention the word ‘work’ then they say ‘oh aren’t you in this job for fun’, god men that pay for it are the most deluded men of all time which is one of many reasons why I wouldn’t date a client.

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« Reply #3415 on: 07 April 2021, 08:04:55 pm »
I clearly put on adverts  I only see mature guys ect , yet my phones not stopped with undesirables , lost out on making owt but I really prefer guys who I find a lot easier to entertain .

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3416 on: 08 April 2021, 03:28:39 pm »
Making an advanced booking in the day and then never confirm whether they are actually coming only to contact you at 5 minutes before the appointment to say they’re in the area what’s you address and you’re in the middle of eating dinner because you didn’t plan on having any appointment at that time after all he never confirmed. Why is it just so hard for some people to send a message an hour before to say they’re still coming or something. I get umpteen messages a day. If someone tells me at 1pm that they’re coming at around 5pm for an appointment I don’t take them seriously. Around 5pm is so vague. I don’t wait hand and foot waiting for someone to come at anytime they please. So annoying.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3417 on: 08 April 2021, 10:13:37 pm »
Making an advanced booking in the day and then never confirm whether they are actually coming only to contact you at 5 minutes before the appointment to say they’re in the area what’s you address and you’re in the middle of eating dinner because you didn’t plan on having any appointment at that time after all he never confirmed. Why is it just so hard for some people to send a message an hour before to say they’re still coming or something. I get umpteen messages a day. If someone tells me at 1pm that they’re coming at around 5pm for an appointment I don’t take them seriously. Around 5pm is so vague. I don’t wait hand and foot waiting for someone to come at anytime they please. So annoying.

I hate this. Some are just so un-communicative.  :FF
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3418 on: 08 April 2021, 11:16:48 pm »
Making an advanced booking in the day and then never confirm whether they are actually coming only to contact you at 5 minutes before the appointment to say they’re in the area what’s you address and you’re in the middle of eating dinner because you didn’t plan on having any appointment at that time after all he never confirmed. Why is it just so hard for some people to send a message an hour before to say they’re still coming or something. I get umpteen messages a day. If someone tells me at 1pm that they’re coming at around 5pm for an appointment I don’t take them seriously. Around 5pm is so vague. I don’t wait hand and foot waiting for someone to come at anytime they please. So annoying.

That's because they don't see us as normal human beings who set aside time to eat, shop, see family/friends.
We are just sex robots who sit there for hours a day dressed in our sexy gear just gagging for their call to service them at a few minutes notice   :FF

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« Reply #3419 on: 09 April 2021, 07:36:48 am »
Not quite a booking but a failed booking, he was actually in my I call place BUT it failed and here is why:

A man calls me yesterday, he is foreign and his English is okay, we had a few misunderstandings regarding the making of the booking but we got it sorted it end, as per I told him to call me when he reached my landmark at appointment time, he did and I gave him the directions to my place, the same ones I’ve given out for the past 2 years with zero issues, and it took him 40 fucking mins to get to mine which was literally 30 seconds from the landmark  :FF..when he got to mines -after me phoning and texting him to repeat my directions, you know the same fucking ones I always give- I was livid and stressed and there was now 20 mins to my next booking and this dumb cunt wanted half an hour, it was 12.12 when he reached mines! I couldn’t hide my bad mood, I’m really bad when moody, it takes me time to shake it off, esp with clients I’ve never even met before, and he said “you in mood, you angry, I leave” and I gladly showed him the door, missed out on £80 but due to my mood, then I just couldn’t bring myself to act happy!!