When they get in a huff and puff cos you made it clear that showering comes out of their time. Yet they think it's for free. No mate you book 30mins and 30mins is what you will get anything more pay extra if you take forever in the shower. My time is paid for so cleaning yourself is part of your booking.Excuse for the off the rail rant
Aaaaagh!! I hate when I say to a client.. 'Please give me 3 minutes, then ring the buzzer' But they ring it straight away!
Clients that email me on aw, and wait days for a response when they could simply just call me!
This morning a client stroked my face after anal play on me (using his fingers). As in, he stroked my face and tried to shove his fingers in my mouth.
It doesn't annoy me personally but they stick their hands up fanny, asshole, cock, spunk and go back to work. Without washing their paws. Just in time for a meeting-handshakes all round.
I would have been tempted to bloody well bite down hard Yesterday had the old trying to kiss immediately following RO - he was offered my cheek - and he thought I would be happy to have a random silver bullet vibe inside me, he produced from his hotel side draw. From the paraphanalia I also clocked, it wasn't that many hours since his last female visit of an intimate nature (despite a completely unnecessary cock and bull story of it "Being so long since I had a woman... Blah, blah")
From the paraphanalia I also clocked, it wasn't that many hours since his last female visit of an intimate nature (despite a completely unnecessary cock and bull story of it "Being so long since I had a woman... Blah, blah")
Clients are fickle creatures. I have also had clients trying to kiss me when they are literally drooling. And I mean French kiss. What is wrong with people?
OMG, that is one of my biggest pet peeves, I am not fond of spittle at the best of times so to have a client try to drool in my mouth is the most disgusting. I know there are nastier things out there but I think there is something particularly nasty about someone trying to transfer all their gob to you.
I have also had clients trying to kiss me when they are literally drooling. And I mean French kiss. What is wrong with people?
If this has already been mentioned ignore...But not washing properly and having the AUDACITY and CONFIDENCE to request OWO with a cock that smells of urine. I pulled back his foreskin and the wiff, oh my gosh the wiff