The old "Bend over so I can look at you". I'd already refused reverse oral becuse he's a smoker...   So I'm hardly going to be riddled with diseases....dumb as. Should have kicked him out for asking me to do that. Damn these quiet days. Ms Frosty came out to play after that. Banged his head on the way down the stairs ha ha ha toss pot.

Anyone found that soon as a caller says 'im confused' it's the kiss of death'.

'I'm confused your price list says £xx'
-'yes that's right'
'I think i'll leave it'

It's obviously code for something......

Then their weird...covering-their-ass in- case -no -ones available comment.
'I'll ring you next time I'm in town'
I say 'no don't ring me'
If they're confused this week they'll be confused ever long

Just... He travelled 45 mins and stood on the wrong landmark. I explain calmly and  him return to the tube 1 minute away. Moans that hes just come out of the tube.

' yes I didn't tell you to wait at x..your in the wring place. Go to the tube. How how will you find it when your on the wrong road?
-You tell me the address.
-No go to the tube. Then I try to make small talk to make him more relaxed and I know what's coming next.like clockwork he moans.
-This is too hard.

Over 50yrs they tend to resent being given directions and i expect this so i tell him.Fuck off then you count.