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EvelynWho

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2940 on: 02 August 2019, 02:55:57 pm »
Telling me what my sessions or services include.
“Your massage has b2b loads of oil yeah.”
Me : sorry no I can’t use loads of oil as I work from hotels and that’s not suitable. B2b is fine though.”
“I want you naked and rubbing yourself on my cock, loads of oil, b2b. That’s what your tantric massage is. Am I asking too much lol “.
Me : “I don’t include b2b as standard in my tantric massage. It’s explained on my profile what that session involves. I won’t be rubbing myself on you, if you mean intimate areas. “
“Pussy rubbing is tantric massage tho”.
 ???  ::)

Is it ?? Am I missing something here? Do tell. Xx
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BSlady

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2941 on: 02 August 2019, 04:04:51 pm »
"Hey you working"
Ughhh no I'm not that's why it says I am available and my profile is featuring  :FF

"Love to do watersports and hard sports"
Well if you read my profile you would know I don't do that!!  :FF

Some people have no brain cells
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Ceciliaxxx

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2942 on: 03 August 2019, 12:12:32 am »
Just asking questions when the answer is in the profile........ >:D guess they just save the number at some point and the rest is out of the window   ::)
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geordie

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2943 on: 05 August 2019, 01:46:57 am »
Quote from: DynamiteDoll on 02 August 2019, 02:48:40 pm
When they call you and you pick up and they hang up the phone. Then send a text - Hi or Are you available.

Which for me I never respond I delete. If they stayed on the phone not hang up they have got a booking from me. Yet decided to hang up an text nonsense.
I really, really can’t stand this. If you’re too nervous to speak on the phone, contact someone else who will arrange bookings via other means. Hanging up as I answer is plain rude and makes them sound like complete imbeciles.
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Jodie.jay

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2944 on: 05 August 2019, 12:59:20 pm »
Am I the only one that gets irritated by this?
I hate when they try knock me down on price or more so when they try to get a free session, like seriously?! You wouldn't do it at a garage or tattoo parlour so don't do it to me 😬😬
Rant over 🤦‍♀️
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Rosesugar

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2945 on: 05 August 2019, 05:58:03 pm »
Messages /emails with OTT compliments about you and your photos  no booking suggested or  made .
Boring  zzz
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Justine

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2946 on: 05 August 2019, 06:21:51 pm »
Quote from: Sugar xxx on 05 August 2019, 05:58:03 pm
Messages /emails with OTT compliments about you and your photos  no booking suggested or  made .
Boring  zzz

Yes I get these from time to time and I know they are just hoping for some back and forth correspondence.  I ignore all emails and messages like that.
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Peerless100

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2947 on: 05 August 2019, 09:45:15 pm »
On every tour, there is always one who sends  “?”

 ::) No greeting, no explanation of what they would like, nothing. Nothing but a lonely little question mark.


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Justine

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2948 on: 05 August 2019, 11:48:09 pm »
Quote from: Peerless100 on 05 August 2019, 09:45:15 pm
On every tour, there is always one who sends  “?”

 ::) No greeting, no explanation of what they would like, nothing. Nothing but a lonely little question mark.

Try replying with just a comma     ,

See how they like it  ;D
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saltysweet

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2949 on: 05 August 2019, 11:57:39 pm »
All the annoying stuff like combining text spk, babe and postcode hunting. So I thought send him something equally juvenille.

Random-Hey babe u availailable
Me-Hey shorty wasup
Random-Wats ur post code babe I wana come now
Me-Po po wot chuk
Random-Huh? do you sniff babe
Me-Eggs danny tomas calefar quarm?

Never heard from him again.
« Last Edit: 05 August 2019, 11:59:55 pm by saltysweet »
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EvelynWho

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2950 on: 06 August 2019, 12:02:47 am »
Quote from: saltysweet on 05 August 2019, 11:57:39 pm
All the annoying stuff like combining text spk, babe and postcode hunting. So I thought send him something equally juvenille.

Random-Hey babe u availailable
Me-Hey shorty wasup
Random-Wats ur post code babe I wana come now
Me-Po po wot chuk
Random-Huh? do you sniff babe
Me-Eggs danny tomas calefar quarm?

Never heard from him again.

I have a stitch omfg.  ;D ;D ;D :D
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Peerless100

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2951 on: 06 August 2019, 12:21:30 am »
Quote from: Justine on 05 August 2019, 11:48:09 pm
Try replying with just a comma     ,

See how they like it  ;D

Haha what about a !  ;D
Quote from: saltysweet on 05 August 2019, 11:57:39 pm
All the annoying stuff like combining text spk, babe and postcode hunting. So I thought send him something equally juvenille.

Random-Hey babe u availailable
Me-Hey shorty wasup
Random-Wats ur post code babe I wana come now
Me-Po po wot chuk
Random-Huh? do you sniff babe
Me-Eggs danny tomas calefar quarm?

Never heard from him again.


 Absolutely love that!  ;D ;D ;D



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CelesteManchester

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2952 on: 06 August 2019, 01:16:01 am »
Quote from: saltysweet on 05 August 2019, 11:57:39 pm
All the annoying stuff like combining text spk, babe and postcode hunting. So I thought send him something equally juvenille.

Random-Hey babe u availailable
Me-Hey shorty wasup
Random-Wats ur post code babe I wana come now
Me-Po po wot chuk
Random-Huh? do you sniff babe
Me-Eggs danny tomas calefar quarm?

Never heard from him again.

*collapses on floor in hysterics*
I've had the most supremely stressful day & I just fell off the bed laughing. Salty, you never fail me, GF♥️.
"Do you sniff?"
*dies laughing*
Quote The Jabberwocky to the next one!!!!
''Twas brillig in the slithy tove, did gire & gimble in the....something...." lol
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Justine

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2953 on: 06 August 2019, 10:09:38 am »
Quote from: CelesteManchester on 06 August 2019, 01:16:01 am
*collapses on floor in hysterics*
I've had the most supremely stressful day & I just fell off the bed laughing. Salty, you never fail me, GF♥️.
"Do you sniff?"
*dies laughing*
Quote The Jabberwocky to the next one!!!!
''Twas brillig in the slithy tove, did gire & gimble in the....something...." lol

I think I may try this one next time a street charity worker grabs me.  ;D
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analuluiza

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2954 on: 06 August 2019, 01:45:05 pm »
Spit and slobber on my pussy
Sweat on me in the heat
Roughly handle my boobs - they are fake
Fingering and haven’t even washed their hands
Enter pussy hard and fast when I’m completely dry FFS
Use too much teeth on my pussy
Just poke their tongue in and out my mouth. YUCK

Lol :FF
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