Asking for  a face picture!,

Argh

I always say “ only if I can have one of yours”

AG x

But then you get a cock shot 

I wonder if there are any sps out there who actually get a turn on by seeing a cock pic. I don't and have yet to meet one who welcomes them. 

Is it normal for them to ask to watch you rinse out your mouth, bc you offer a certain extra to clients. Involving your mouth.
Is it normal for them to ask if you’re sure you wash between clients.
Is it normal for them to ask for dental dam so they can give you RO, sighing really heavily and then licking your thigh and saying ‘that’s enough for me then’. Despite me saying ‘it’s not a requirement you don’t have to do that, you know.’ 
Is it normal for them to sigh mid flow and say ‘wow it’s nothing like porn is it’. Then not even cum ...
is that normal, or is that just me ??!! UHHHG

Turn off the bathroom light!
Turn off the bathroom light!
TURN OFF THE BATHROOM LIGHT *shrieking*

Goddammit, it's making me CRAZY, you guys!

It's turned off when they go in to wash their hands. Every single 1 of them, it seems like, comes out & doesn't turn that light off😡. Why do I care? Why? Why? IDK, I really don't. I'm in a hotel. I'm not paying the damn bill. What's the difference?

It's been making me insane lately & I'll say, "you need to turn the light off."

Probably too many memories of the ex leaving every light in the house on & having a $400 electric bill bc of it *trauma flashbacks*.

I seriously want to put it on my website *shrieks some more*.

Yeah, this is me. Old & weird.

OMG I thought it was just me !! WOW I tell them too. Then I just walk away from them to turn it off myself. .... meeeeeenn

Turn off the bathroom light!
Turn off the bathroom light!
TURN OFF THE BATHROOM LIGHT *shrieking*

Goddammit, it's making me CRAZY, you guys!

It's turned off when they go in to wash their hands. Every single 1 of them, it seems like, comes out & doesn't turn that light off😡. Why do I care? Why? Why? IDK, I really don't. I'm in a hotel. I'm not paying the damn bill. What's the difference?

It's been making me insane lately & I'll say, "you need to turn the light off."

Probably too many memories of the ex leaving every light in the house on & having a $400 electric bill bc of it *trauma flashbacks*.

I seriously want to put it on my website *shrieks some more*.

Yeah, this is me. Old & weird.

Yes, I do Outcalls only and this would bug me too!

My own are: clients that flush the condom straight down their toilet (I warn them not too and they just reply, "No, it won't get blocked, it's fine") 

 Clients that will use half a pack of their own ( usually non  deobigradable) wipes than get up to to actually wash after sex. I provide tissues, but nothing else.

Become inconsiderate twats!

Recently had both of the following:

Hi are you available tonight?
Sorry I finish at 7pm. (It’s now almost 8pm)
Oh ok was hoping I could call as just finished work myself (ignored)
(Immediately after the last text) Could I call on my way home?

What part of I’m finished isn’t clear??

Hi can I see you tomorrow?
Sorry I am unavailable until further notice due to being ill.
I won’t take long can you still see me? (Ignored)
I will only be 5 minutes can I see you?

Yes because that’s just what I want/need when I’ve been in bed for the majority of the last fortnight feeling like I am dying and in constant pain!! Fucking selfish twats   

Neither of them are welcome back anymore!

Dear X ~

This will now be the 2nd time I've told you I'm not available this evening. When that sinks in, you let me know.
Kind regards ~
Celeste

I'm just bitchy enough to actually send something like this, soooooo🤷🏼‍♀️.

Oh! Text yesterday!
"Hi Celeste, long time no see, hope you're doing well & your Dad is ok. I'd love to see you this afternoon for $140. Thanks, So&So"

Ok, obviously I'd told this client about my dad being put into hospice, but not passing, so that means I've not seen him for at least 16 months😡. And WTH is this shit about $140? My 30 minute donation is $175; I've never offered a $140 option, ever.

"Hi So&So, I'm doing well, thanks! Unfortunately Dad passed away in February of '18; I miss him a lot. My donation for a 1/2 hour session is $175 & non negotiable.
Speak soon ~
Celeste"

Jackass😡🔨 ~ oh & of course ~ radio silence on his end🙄.

Is it normal for them to ask to watch you rinse out your mouth, bc you offer a certain extra to clients. Involving your mouth.
Is it normal for them to ask if you’re sure you wash between clients.
Is it normal for them to ask for dental dam so they can give you RO, sighing really heavily and then licking your thigh and saying ‘that’s enough for me then’. Despite me saying ‘it’s not a requirement you don’t have to do that, you know.’ 
Is it normal for them to sigh mid flow and say ‘wow it’s nothing like porn is it’. Then not even cum ...
is that normal, or is that just me ??!! UHHHG

That porn comment is not normal but if you provide PSE and they said that makes sense. If you provide GFE then course I would reply as I am GFE escort.

No shit sherlock it is not like porn as i'm a gfe not pse. ( I don't hold things back with such idiots).