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Rosesugar

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2820 on: 13 April 2019, 02:46:56 pm »
We are not Google maps on tours.  :D
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katrina

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2821 on: 13 April 2019, 05:38:11 pm »
I hate it when a booking has been arranged then they proceed to text me with a running commentary of their movements "Just arrived in (the city)" then "Just arrived at my hotel" then "Just getting a shower" then "Just setting off I might be early is that ok?"  :FF No it effing isn't, its an appointment based system for a reason, and I aint your fucking girlfriend/wife I don't need all those details ffs  :FF

Telling me which hotel they are in when its an incall  ??? I don't give a flying fuck unless I'm visiting there  ::)
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Rosesugar

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2822 on: 13 April 2019, 06:07:37 pm »
I tell the guy to call me when he's arrived parked up.
They call say they are near by 5mins away  :FF
I don't care just turn up at the location on time
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PissedOffPrincess

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2823 on: 20 April 2019, 03:43:39 pm »
Dont say how long they are staying when they book and either extend (I always assume 30 mins) or take an hours fee out  of the pocket and peel off 30 min fee and give that then try to stay extra time for free.

Worse when they have booked an hour arrive late stay cant stay an hour change to 30 mins then try to overstay  >:D
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regieeee

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2824 on: 20 April 2019, 04:05:51 pm »
I might consider approaching adult sites to add some "etiquette" page.

This is after noticing the staggering length of this particular thread.  :o
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PissedOffPrincess

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2825 on: 20 April 2019, 07:12:00 pm »
Quote from: regieeee on 20 April 2019, 04:05:51 pm
I might consider approaching adult sites to add some "etiquette" page.

This is after noticing the staggering length of this particular thread.  :o

My ad is short I have covered oral
no anal
My fee listed BIG

I get asked do I do owo anal how much

Nice idea the "etiquette" only escorts will read it
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CelesteManchester

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2826 on: 21 April 2019, 12:36:31 am »
I have a stand alone etiquette page on my website & tell every single client the same thing:

"You've been to my personal website? (They've said yes) I need you to make sure you've gone to the Tribute page & the etiquette page & read them both."

I know I know, leading a horse to water etc l, BUT it gives me some ammunition if anything goes sideways during the session.
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EvelynWho

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2827 on: 21 April 2019, 12:38:14 am »
Quote from: CelesteManchester on 21 April 2019, 12:36:31 am
I have a stand alone etiquette page on my website & tell every single client the same thing:

"You've been to my personal website? (They've said yes) I need you to make sure you've gone to the Tribute page & the etiquette page & read them both."

I know I know, leading a horse to water etc l, BUT it gives me some ammunition if anything goes sideways during the session.

I have a similar on my profile.
“How to book” it prompts them with what to include in their message. And cutely reminds them that a lack of effort in their messages will be rewarded with a lack of effort in my replies. X
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PissedOffPrincess

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2828 on: 21 April 2019, 04:58:52 pm »
Do you do everything?

I used to say look at my profile if its on it I do it if its not I do not do it have you read it

They would get iffy about me being prissy

Now I say yes dear I do everything

If they ask does that include  something I dont do I say not that

If they wont read and I told them to then they can come and get told in the room that is not on my list and they have no room to argue.

I cant fight with them all.
They wont read I cant make them but I will take their money for wasting my time .
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Rosesugar

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2829 on: 22 April 2019, 06:03:05 am »
I should print off my likes and dislikes list  and stick it on the  wall above the bed then just point at them when men come in !
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Lushblossom

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2830 on: 22 April 2019, 07:09:08 am »
I had a client yesterday for a half hour sesh.

He was a pleasant enough guy but saw fit to use liberal quantities of his own bottle of Dettol that he had brought with him in a wash bag.

The smell was so bad after he left I burnt two incense sticks in the bathroom yet the odour still pervaded.

We only did oral without and then anal with condom.  Does he honestly think I am so contaminated he must use copious amounts of disinfectant?

I always find the ones who bring  a washbag with them to be the most particular.

In 7 years of sexwork this is the first time a guy has used Dettol after seeing me!  It must be his usual routine.  He was splashing in the bathroom after our meet for what seemed like ages. 
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PissedOffPrincess

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2831 on: 22 April 2019, 11:57:04 am »
Turn up for bookings dont turn up for bookings anything and everything  ::)
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regieeee

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2832 on: 22 April 2019, 12:50:29 pm »
Quote from: CelesteManchester on 21 April 2019, 12:36:31 am
I have a stand alone etiquette page on my website & tell every single client the same thing:

Nice one, CelesteManchester.
I think it's obvious that escorts do need it. :)
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SimplySinful

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2833 on: 22 April 2019, 01:48:37 pm »
Quote from: CelesteManchester on 21 April 2019, 12:36:31 am
I have a stand alone etiquette page on my website & tell every single client the same thing:

"You've been to my personal website? (They've said yes) I need you to make sure you've gone to the Tribute page & the etiquette page & read them both."

I know I know, leading a horse to water etc l, BUT it gives me some ammunition if anything goes sideways during the session.

Me too
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Rosesugar

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2834 on: 22 April 2019, 04:06:07 pm »
Quote from: Lushblossom on 22 April 2019, 07:09:08 am
I had a client yesterday for a half hour sesh.

He was a pleasant enough guy but saw fit to use liberal quantities of his own bottle of Dettol that he had brought with him in a wash bag.

The smell was so bad after he left I burnt two incense sticks in the bathroom yet the odour still pervaded.

We only did oral without and then anal with condom.  Does he honestly think I am so contaminated he must use copious amounts of disinfectant?

I always find the ones who bring  a washbag with them to be the most particular.

In 7 years of sexwork this is the first time a guy has used Dettol after seeing me!  It must be his usual routine.  He was splashing in the bathroom after our meet for what seemed like ages.
How old was this guy?  im just curious..
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