That's bad enough , i get the ones who want the postcode so I tell them i will give those details after they confirmed a booking .some say oh I will call you back they don't .
Or worse do booking to get my postcode  and be a no show .

Not accept your answer!!

Had a guy I've seen twice ask yesterday if he could see me and told him I was fully booked, so he asked for today and was told yesterday was my last day until Monday. He then asks can't you squeeze me in! Which I ignored, so he followed up with Are you able to fit me in? Replied saying No, I am still fully booked. Texts again saying I would love to see you tomorrow, monday is too far away!...which I again ignored. Come this morning and he texts saying I would love to see you today. Seriously?  Told him, As I told you yesterday, I am away until next week. His final response? I didn't know you were away, can't blame me for trying lol.

...Yes I can! Whether I am away on holiday or just taking a few days off or dealing with my personal life I CAN blame him for not accepting the first time I told him I was unavailable and generally being an inconsiderate twit who doesn't respect my answer.

Oh well, he only fucked it up for himself because now he will never see me again. 

Guys like that always got asked what part of no did they not understand?I also pointed out that I did not see men that were pushy and they had screened themselves out of getting an appointment with me in the future.
I find it very rude and potentially I always wondered what they would be like face to face.Would they equally be as unable to except the word no when it came to services I didn't offer.
I think the worst one I had was a call at 7pm as I was literally leaving my work flat to go to a friends birthday celebration.He wanted an outcall (which i did not advertise) and for asap.Explained politely why I could not meet but offered him an incall for the next day and he said 'Ok no problem'.
5 minutes later he texted 'Get a taxi to mine,I'll pay for it then you can go out later to see your friend'.
He couldn't see why this inappropriate or rude of him or why he basically got told to do one and not bother me again.

I've got someone saved as "Won't Take No For An Answer" calling me today. I think I remember telling him that being alone with a man who won't take no for an answer wasn't appealing.

On a similar note to the above, when they call you and say "Hello Mistress"..in the deluded hope that you will magically become one for them

Ask how long they want to book for
They reply either a half hour or a hour - well sherlock which one is it!

Ask how long they want to book for
They reply either a half hour or a hour - well sherlock which one is it!

Oh and can I decide when I get there?

No you fucking can't genius 

Also when they don't wash their arse properly and I can smell it wafting when I give oral wtf is the that!!!