I'm a bit passive aggressive with guys like this and just say well when you actually know what time you want and actually know how long you want, get back to me
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I really don’t have time for this and it really annoys me I had one yesterday who wanted to book some time next week for an hour or an hour and a half or maybe two hours! I said the same thing get back when you know what date what time and for how long.
I don’t really care if they think I’m rude because I think they are rude for ringing and having no idea they just sound to me like they want a bit of wank fodder so they don’t get it from me. He then went on to say the “it’s my first time” so what? I don’t care! He then asked if I get many first timers. My response was how should I know that’s a personal question and none of my business it’s also none of his business asking about my other clients!
God they annoy me why can’t they just ring, book, turn up, pay, get the service and get the hell out!