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elainegirl

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2295 on: 15 March 2018, 07:40:13 pm »
Today a client rings and asks about services and prices. I explain them and what my extras are, etc. Client books.
Client arrives and says he wants sex and owo. Pays for that
Mid sex client decides he wants anal and cim which I charge extra for.


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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2296 on: 15 March 2018, 07:45:34 pm »
Just updated the whole profile its much clearer to view and read but guess what they still ignore the information  :FF :
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2297 on: 16 March 2018, 04:57:23 pm »
Indecisive parking antics - mind fuckery

Had one yesterday say he was in the public car park (address provided before hand) & he was on his way walking down to the flat (a 3 minutes walk). Then says he's outside & I notice a car parked in a private bay in the building opposite. I say it's probably not a good idea to park there & said I thought he'd gone to the public car park as that's where he said he was.  ??? So a woman then comes out of the building & tells him he cant park there so he's says he's moving. I then get a text a few minutes later saying he'll leave because of my "bad attitude". Because he couldn't find a space for free & got told off by a random woman I got the blame. Stupid Prick.

Are they that fucking lazy that they can't walk 3 minutes now? Some people.  ::)

He obviously didn't realise the random woman wasn't you, and thought you were stroppy. Easy mistake to make.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2298 on: 18 March 2018, 12:49:07 am »
The ones that say 'don't worry, I'm not one of those ugly old men!'

Like it matters?  I don't care what you look like or how old you are, as long as you're respectful, nice, and have a goddamn shower!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2299 on: 18 March 2018, 01:26:17 am »
Start desribing their physique in great detail, including inches of cock length.  ::) I'm like I do not care, I am more interested in providing a good service and how they treat me.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2300 on: 19 March 2018, 11:29:39 am »
When they're in missionary and they angle their cock downwards, trying to rub your clit with the base of their dick and it feels like they're pushing your arse inside out!!
So uncomfortable making me feel like I want a poo!!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2301 on: 20 March 2018, 12:41:30 pm »
When they're in missionary and they angle their cock downwards, trying to rub your clit with the base of their dick and it feels like they're pushing your arse inside out!!
So uncomfortable making me feel like I want a poo!!

Haha, It's one of the worst feelings ever. I move my hips so that he cant do that x

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2302 on: 21 March 2018, 12:51:27 pm »
When they lead by asking specific questions about services and then end the conversation by asking more vital info like your availability or location only to be disappointed. Just wastes everyone's time! Or even worse when they book, and when I send them the postcode they say 'oh no that's too far'. Would it not have made sense to ask that first?

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2303 on: 21 March 2018, 01:40:49 pm »
Lie there with a soft dick and no matter what you do, nothing's happening. Is there a problem? I'm afraid to ask! Then they are super vague about what I need to do. FFS just tell me or do it your bloody self!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2304 on: 21 March 2018, 05:58:51 pm »
Lie there with a soft dick and no matter what you do, nothing's happening. Is there a problem? I'm afraid to ask! Then they are super vague about what I need to do. FFS just tell me or do it your bloody self!

When this happens I usually ask them to guide me to what turns them on most. We are not mind readers and one size does not fit all.  Even when I have had to ask, they can shrug and say I don't really know.

Miracle workers we are not and I refuse to do circus tricks and get exasperated if they are just lying there waiting for something to happen and are not prepared to take an active part themselves.

I have been told "you are the expert" oh no I am not matey, even my repertoire has a limit!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2305 on: 21 March 2018, 07:41:24 pm »
Or when they lie there with you on top and don't do a thing. It's like riding a corpse. A little effort please just so i know you are alive and maybe enjoying this.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2306 on: 21 March 2018, 07:56:00 pm »
When they?re obsessed with anal play so you finger their arse and pull out a shitty brown fingr. Being discrete I just popped to the bathroom to wash (scrub) my hands and came back. He mentioned anal play again...  carry on sucking his cock. Then he wants me to rim him  :o bleirgh so I had to tell him if he wants it he needs a shower. So gross!!! You?d think if you knew you loved anal play you?d make sure you were squeaky clean!!!

Stick a condom on your finger for this so it's not as icky.
Don't be discrete- Just say 'Ooops it's a bit pooey down there!'
Usually embarrasses them not to ask for more!

Rosesugar

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2307 on: 22 March 2018, 06:44:00 am »
Or when they lie there with you on top and don't do a thing. It's like riding a corpse. A little effort please just so i know you are alive and maybe enjoying this.

Next time I get one of these I shall be laughing to myself coz for this message thanks  :)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2308 on: 22 March 2018, 10:25:51 am »
Or when they lie there with you on top and don't do a thing. It's like riding a corpse. A little effort please just so i know you are alive and maybe enjoying this.
So true JG. ;D

I hate it when they say make me cum lying like a dead fish. Like i am a physician or magician to make their cock work.

Rosesugar

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2309 on: 22 March 2018, 02:38:28 pm »
We are magicians we make things rise from the dead   :D