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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2055 on: 11 October 2017, 12:18:21 pm »
Clients who you have seen before ringing up and seemingly not remembering they have seen you before.They are either thick as shit or see so many sex workers they can't remember 'Which one you are'.
Instantly bloody annoys me especially when you tell them you know them already and they are like 'Oh er er yes I remember'. :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2056 on: 11 October 2017, 01:22:37 pm »
Clients who you have seen before ringing up and seemingly not remembering they have seen you before.They are either thick as shit or see so many sex workers they can't remember 'Which one you are'.
Instantly bloody annoys me especially when you tell them you know them already and they are like 'Oh er er yes I remember'. :FF

I used to get that sometimes when I worked in a parlour, they'd pick me, go into the room, and they wouldn't remember that they'd seen me before at all.  I mean how many girls do you have to have seen where the WG can remember you but you can't remember them.  Really puts me off! 

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2057 on: 12 October 2017, 03:17:01 am »
When i was a newbie i sometimes forgot to switch my phone off a night and would get woken up but lots of horny guys on private numbers uurrgg  :FF


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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2058 on: 12 October 2017, 08:34:05 am »
Had someone book me and he said I may be late I'm seeing someone before you. I instantly said 'what, another working girl?!?' He said 'no a mate, I don't have that much stamina!!'

Oops!  :-[
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« Reply #2059 on: 12 October 2017, 02:50:31 pm »
Had someone book me and he said I may be late I'm seeing someone before you. I instantly said 'what, another working girl?!?' He said 'no a mate, I don't have that much stamina!!'

Oops!  :-[

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2060 on: 12 October 2017, 07:41:52 pm »
Another one emailing wanting a short notice booking when my number is showing. Read it a day too late lol. Never mind that my profile clearly states I require a call to book. Shouldn't even have to be written really, it's common sense that if you want to get a response from someone quickly that you call them.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2061 on: 12 October 2017, 08:59:53 pm »
Another one emailing wanting a short notice booking when my number is showing. Read it a day too late lol. Never mind that my profile clearly states I require a call to book. Shouldn't even have to be written really, it's common sense that if you want to get a response from someone quickly that you call them.

A massive bugbear of mine this is! I also clearly state to call me to book.

I don't mind if they are checking a detail for a few days ahead or something but the number of numpties I get who email me on the day asking if I am free "now" or if they can visit me at such and such time which is just an hour or 2 away is astonishing! Do they think we just sit at our pc's/laptops/tablets etc... all day??  :FF  I would dismiss them as timewasters but quite a few of them have had positive feedback (so should know better!)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2062 on: 12 October 2017, 09:29:01 pm »
Indiscretion.

I have started offering a few incalls, on the basis that it's very limited and discretion paramount.

One new client about to leave said 'I won't kiss you goodbye when you open the door' (neighbours facing), then proceeded to stand outside back from the door telling me what Iovely time he'd had, and that he'd be in touch next month. He'd arrived waving flowers around.

 ::)

Another stood back outside when leaving explaining to 'my working name' that he'd never been into this part of the street before 'used my working name again'.

I've sorted the present thing, I explain to anyone who might bring anything it's not expected, if you do please use a non-descript bag.

Most are appreciative of this.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2063 on: 12 October 2017, 11:48:30 pm »
A massive bugbear of mine this is! I also clearly state to call me to book.

I don't mind if they are checking a detail for a few days ahead or something but the number of numpties I get who email me on the day asking if I am free "now" or if they can visit me at such and such time which is just an hour or 2 away is astonishing! Do they think we just sit at our pc's/laptops/tablets etc... all day??  :FF  I would dismiss them as timewasters but quite a few of them have had positive feedback (so should know better!)

I know, I've found a lot of them had feedback. It just doesn't make sense to me? Imagine if you really needed to get hold of a friend and you needed a response from them quickly. Would you... email them? The last guy who did this made it clear he was really keen to book, so why then did he email wanting a booking in the next half hour instead of just calling  ??? Sometimes their lack of common sense is astounding.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2064 on: 13 October 2017, 12:21:35 am »
I know, I've found a lot of them had feedback. It just doesn't make sense to me? Imagine if you really needed to get hold  of a friend and you needed a response from them quickly. Would you... email them? The last guy who did this made it clear he was really keen to book, so why then did he email wanting a booking in the next half hour instead of just calling  ??? Sometimes their lack of common sense is astounding.

I had a guy today who?d tried to book me a fair few times, always when I wasn?t working or at too short notice. Finally I said, call next time, giving appropriate notice.  However I hadn?t realised he was already saved as someone who?d messed me around last year, only twigged after I got VM and saw blocked texts saying ?I?ve been contacting you on AW, its...X?. Gave him one chance thinking I was too strict last time, he calls, makes the appt, that 5 minutes later cancels by text, citing work

Thing is I know from a friend he lied about the location he was going to, that together with him messing me around at least twice, means he?s now blocked.

Why do they do it? It felt afterwards as if he?d done it deliberately, what a sad bastard to get a kick of doing stuff like this.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2065 on: 13 October 2017, 08:32:19 am »
Indiscretion.

I have started offering a few incalls, on the basis that it's very limited and discretion paramount.

One new client about to leave said 'I won't kiss you goodbye when you open the door' (neighbours facing), then proceeded to stand outside back from the door telling me what Iovely time he'd had, and that he'd be in touch next month. He'd arrived waving flowers around.

 ::)

Another stood back outside when leaving explaining to 'my working name' that he'd never been into this part of the street before 'used my working name again'.

I've sorted the present thing, I explain to anyone who might bring anything it's not expected, if you do please use a non-descript bag.

Most are appreciative of this.


Oh I know what you mean!  I always ask my clients to be quiet and discreet coming in and out.  I have this one regular who every single time I see him out I say "right I'm opening the door, please be quiet now" he's quiet while the door is closed, and as soon as I open it "ok bab I'll see you when I get paid, which might not be until such n such but I will see you soon, take care bab bye"  :FF :FF :FF It's almost like he does it on purpose. 

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2066 on: 13 October 2017, 09:04:24 am »
I probably seem demented but when I open the door I whisper and I always start to whisper as I go towards the door when they leave too. IME it always encourages them to do the exact same, it's like an unspoken signal of discretion and they usually clock straight away what I am doing.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2067 on: 13 October 2017, 12:08:49 pm »
When new clients who have displayed decent discretion up until they leave, wait until I have opened the door to them going and they step outside (there are other front doors just feet away) and say I will be back! No Arnie jokes please.

Why can they not say this before I open the door? It infuriates me and while it has not happened yet that a neighbour was passing there is always a first time.

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« Reply #2068 on: 13 October 2017, 12:12:51 pm »
I probably seem demented but when I open the door I whisper and I always start to whisper as I go towards the door when they leave too. IME it always encourages them to do the exact same, it's like an unspoken signal of discretion and they usually clock straight away what I am doing.

I do the same too so not demented!  Most of them pick up on it but the odd ones don't.  I normally say I'm not going to say anything when I open the door, 90% of them follow suit but the odd one still loves to make a song and dance!  I don't get it. If they make it clear what they're there for how is it discreet for them?   ::)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2069 on: 13 October 2017, 09:49:46 pm »
Book me when they don?t actually want a booking.

Lost count of the amount of sour faces over the years in my agency days who just booked for the sake of booking because they were in a routine.

And had a client today who didn?t really want to be here at all. Just broken up with his fianc?, wasn?t in the right frame of mind. Couldn?t get hard and said ?I?ve just paid 100 to lick pussy?, so I felt bad and refunded him for his remaining time. But why should I be out of pocket because someone doesn?t want to be there? I get why he came, he thought it would take his mind off it/cheer him up, but I lost out on a booking for the same time with someone who actually wanted that space and would have been happy to pay the whole fee  :FF