Send me your postcode and I'll call you when I'm in the area."

WTF?

Really irritating but I love saying "well you can if you want but I can't guarantee if I'll be a available when you decide to turn up."

Guy comes into my brothel this afternoon claiming to have come from India to see how the legal sex industry works in Australia and advocate for legalisation over there... the receptionist lets him in because he "seems legitimate", and we all agree to speak to him because he says he'll "pay us for our time".

Well, he turns out to know pretty much nothing about the topic (had never even heard of the Scarlet Alliance, the peak body for sex workers here) and then he pulls the old "oops, I forgot my wallet".

I only spent about five minutes talking to him, and I know it doesn't really matter, but I'm just so annoyed that he got to come into our space and waste our time for free. 

When they refer to your boobs as "jiggling juggs" 

Licking me - specifically my face! I declined a guy who I remembered licked all over my face with a pointy tongue. Just why? Leaves me all sticky and smelly. Would prefer cum to be honest!

What about when they try and swallow your ears  what's that about. I always half jokingly tell them if they swallow my earrings they will have to buy me a new pair.

This grinds my gears too, I hate face licking with a passion. It's not sexy in the slightest. I'm a huge fan of kissing but see people who just ram their tongue down my throat? Uhh no! All this takes me back to is the worst kisser ever who was so adamant to make his tongue reach my tonsils that he didn't realise I'd pulled away and he was licking my nostril   

bahaha nostril tongueing! That's probably a thing somewhere - for someone!

A punter setting out to meet me without a sat nav, and his uncharged mobile, which kept getting disconnected.   I don't usually use this icon but.............