I text and cancelled a regular this morning telljng him im unless. At 3.20pm i get a missed call and message ' are you sure you cant see me? Im here as i didnt get your message'!

Ffs! Why would anyone want to fuck someone knowing they feel ill and doesnt want to do it?!  I used to think he was a decent guy. He can fuck off permanently now

I have had that before with clients wanting to see me despite me expressly stating I was ill.

I don't know what is the matter with some people I really don't!

Me again!

When first timers email asking me to 'Guide them through the process of a booking'.  WTF!

Why would booking an appointment be any different to booking a haircut or seeing the dentist, hope you get the gist.

First timers can really be hard work!  Shame there are so many of them lol.

Yep even worse when it tells you exactly how to book me on my adverts i.e ring with a date time length of booking..

It really does wear thin when they want hand holding through the entire process of a booking. Just tell when what day and time you want a booking and for how long and I'll tell you if I can do it and to confirm the booking an hour before so I can send you the directions.

Even worse are the ones that get really paranoid about everything. "Are there cameras? Are you sure nobody will see me? Why can't I have the address now?" etc. Nobody is doing anything illegal stop acting like you're a drug mule delivering packages. 

They just have their fantasies about being in our inner circle and knowing all our secrets or something. Maybe a power thing too like the clients who make threats to out you.

Boundary pushers. You know, the ones who keep asking my real name, and when my birthday is, what my age is, etc. Do you want my national insurance number too?! They tend to be regulars who feel the need to get closer, but when I get annoyed with them for keep asking (when I keep telling them I'm not giving that info) they then accuse me of taking my (non-work) stress out on them. No, I simply get irked keep telling people to stop doing something! No means no!  I think it's a power thing too.

Oh the other thing some will do to drag out the session, is ask for a warm drink. Sorted, I have to-go cups with the little plastic sippy cover. I stand by the door and hand it to them as they leave, the looks on some of the faces is priceless!

That is genius! 

And this is the reason why I hesitate to do online dating  That and also the fact that my face is out there for anyone to see and that I'm lonely ahaha aaaaaaand also why I refuse to indulge in any social media. Even the pics my friend has up of me on Facebook I want taken down.

I was outed a couple of years back when an aquaintance posted a group pic with me in it on Facebook and a friend of hers told her his mate had booked me! Thankfully it didn't cause any problems, but it so could have.

Clients who don't confirm the booking, by calling or text (as requested) by a certain time on the day of the booking. I do escort work around other things that are more important to me so I hate not knowing what's going on. I get the "sorry, I forgot" or "sorry, I was busy", but I bet they wouldn't be so flakey if they were dealing with their boss! If they can function well at work they can damn well find a minute to send me a sodding text! I end up not wanting to see them because it's pissed me off so much that they can't follow simple instructions that I've explained the importance of.

Clothing requests. I do take them but I hate the ones where I feel like a mannequin rather than a living woman. With some men I get the impression they just have a fixed idea of what look they like and it could be on any woman regardless of whether that look suits her.

Had a client the other day who wanted a shower on arrival. Fine I thought. But then the water was running for about 15 minutes. I'm sat waiting for him thinking "how long should a quick freshen up take!?" and "what a waste of my water" After the booking he asks for another shower and takes ages in there again. I'm on a fucking water meter mate, hurry up!

Clients who keep on and on trying to cum even when there's no way it's going to happen. They had it in their head they wanted to do it twice and they're not happy if they can't and their cock keeps going soft. Mate, you've had a nice orgasm, just accept you won't be able to do it again at your age in the time you have (and fuck off).

Had a client recently who had seen me about 4 times but then asks for a discount on a few future bookings because he can't afford me. Normally I just say an outright "No discounts" but I was curious how much he was thinking. He wanted 33% off! Needless to say the answer was no discounts at all so he sent an email saying he won't visit again! That's fine, he was nice but I know I'd feel shit accepting far less than my normal price.

Strong tea and a jaffa cake for PoshTotty, I think .

LOL. I've not been on here for ages and have accumulated a lot of fucked-offness that needed offloading 

Its good to offload 


Nipple biters...or teeth anywhere for that matter!! What is it with this seemingly 'new trend' of attempting to nibble on nipples, it feels horrible and really fucking annoying! I'm wondering if its a new thing seen in porn or something, do other women like it or is it just me that can't stand it   


A client today within 5 minutes of arrival, managed to get told off 3 times, first for trying to bite my clit, then my nipples then he picked up a vibrator off the side and got it swiftly taken from him...after about 4 minutes he came in the condom that I was sucking him off with.



Yesterday in a domination booking asked to be 'told what to do' so I instructed him to get down on his knees and whilst moving and slapping his hands to get off me until I say he could touch, I then allowed him to gently lick my nipples if he asked nicely....So what does he do, starts trying to suck and nibble on them!!!!!  I had to tell him 3 times to stop it, he did eventually....



So I'm thinking about putting something on my profile (without clients/potentials thinking I'm a stuck up cunt which I'm not!) about no teeth/biting no matter how gentle but I can't think of an easy way to word it lol