Been getting quite a few self entitled under 30s this past 2 weeks. Trying to undercut my price etc because they are hot or whatever. Had one Chef offering to cook for me in "exchange" for my service lol. I probably wouldn't mind too much but he was acting like he was in a porno at one point, didn't know what to do with himself!

I think my last client was aiming for some kind of bingo...

- "If I like you enough I'll become a regular"
- "I don't know what I want... but you're the expert, so just make me happy"
- Mauled my clit with his teeth, then seemed to think that because he was making "so much effort" (despite me telling him to please stop because it hurt), I should deep throat him in return
- Claimed I'd "promised" him French kissing (I hadn't), and then said I was "ruining his first time" by not kissing him
- "You won't suck it without a condom? This is all VERY disappointing. Why are you so harsh?"
- "What's your real name?"
- "So am I good or bad in bed?"

All this in a half-hour booking... and then at the end he told me he loved me!

Ha! And turn up fifteen minutes early, calling 'just to let you know I'm here, but don't worry if you're not ready' (I'll just hang around out front, pacing up and down and occasionally looking at my watch).

I find it annoying when a client over confirms our meet.  For example a guy who arranged Monday we reconfirmed Thursday then he tries to call me today before he is leaving out.  Why do some of them do this?  I have no time for endless running commentary on when they are stepping into their car!