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jo1992

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1215 on: 19 August 2016, 06:33:05 am »
Might be an idea to insist every client showers first?

I once had a client who was waxed everywhere down below, the full sac and crack, no stale wee pubes! Maybe we should insist on waxing our clients first  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Nia Hope

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1216 on: 19 August 2016, 10:58:36 am »
'I've been called into work'
This bollocks really irritates me.
If something is not perceived it doesn't exist.

LadyOfTheNight

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1217 on: 19 August 2016, 11:21:12 am »
'I've been called into work'
This bollocks really irritates me.

Oh god me too. I'm like yeh right >:(

katrina

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1218 on: 19 August 2016, 02:33:37 pm »
Might be an idea to insist every client showers first?


Not really because most clients are clean and don't stink of stale piss...The ones who've previously stunk or if I'm unsure of whether they will be clean though yes they are going to be told to shower rather than asked in future!

katrina

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1219 on: 19 August 2016, 02:46:20 pm »
'I've been called into work'
This bollocks really irritates me.


Yes that ones so unoriginal and over used...why can't they use their imagination for excuses to cancel , at least they're not insulting us then  :FF ???

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1220 on: 19 August 2016, 02:51:46 pm »

Yes that ones so unoriginal and over used...why can't they use their imagination for excuses to cancel , at least they're not insulting us then  :FF ???

Yah had this happen today. So stupid. Think maybe they are just address collecting ? And it's funny how  it's always soon after they've booked. Maybe I was just second option perhaps.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1221 on: 19 August 2016, 02:59:36 pm »
And would you see anyone who said that before ?

Nia Hope

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1222 on: 19 August 2016, 04:03:27 pm »
Yah had this happen today. So stupid. Think maybe they are just address collecting ? And it's funny how  it's always soon after they've booked. Maybe I was just second option perhaps.
This guy booked, I text him the postcode and then he was 'Called into work' then 10 mins later changed his mind and told me he was coming after all. No you're not piss off.
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LadyOfTheNight

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1223 on: 23 August 2016, 08:22:15 pm »
Start making porn noises from the word go  >:(  I don't even do PSE and am clear I don't! I'm only recently back to work following 2 months out with injury. Its clear on my profile I'm back with limited services.

Still my latest guy kinda pushed and shoved me around  :FF He got the message when I kept shoving his hand away (ie he was trying to shove my head down push me around the bed ffs) He also was not careful of my ankle  >:(  I'm doing a lower rate because of this (have to keep it strapped up)  All this is clear on my profile but  I was constantly having to say to him.  I can't do this, don't do that  :FF

Plus he wanted to go at it for ages another thing I've said I'm not doing.  He has obviously watched a lot of porn.

Result, one painful ankle.  All my other clients have been really considerate.

The thing is when he started off I thought I was gonna find it hard to keep a straight face due to his porn noises,  and the fact he was doing them in a really posh accent....but that wore off with the shoving around.  And the fact he sweated so much he drenched the sheets.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1224 on: 23 August 2016, 08:31:45 pm »
'I've been called into work'
This bollocks really irritates me.

How about 'I've just been stopped by the police for speeding so won't be able to make it! '

FFS!!!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1225 on: 23 August 2016, 09:25:10 pm »
How about 'I've just been stopped by the police for speeding so won't be able to make it! '

FFS!!!
That's a new one, never had that.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1226 on: 23 August 2016, 09:26:29 pm »
How about 'I've just been stopped by the police for speeding so won't be able to make it! '

FFS!!!
I've had 'My son has had a stroke' if that was a lie shame on him.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1227 on: 23 August 2016, 09:53:47 pm »
Yep I've had loads of 'My son/daughter was ill/had an accident'.I had a guy no show me using that excuse afterwards then he rearranged and no showed again.I felt like texting him and asking what happened did his son break his other leg?
The fact is that even if something genuine came up it takes 2 mins to text 'Got to cancel sorry'.
As for the cancellers who get called into work it's so obvious that they have booked someone else and were hedging their bets!How many punters have jobs that require them to be on call like that?A few but not the amount that seem to cancel all the time like that.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1228 on: 23 August 2016, 10:55:53 pm »
I had a punter who I thought to be a TW as he didn't show up ( I waited about 30 minutes) So I left and an hour later, I looked at my phone with his texts asking where I was.  ??? ::). I said he could have phoned.  ???

katrina

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1229 on: 23 August 2016, 11:49:43 pm »
And would you see anyone who said that before ?


Definitely not if its someone I've never met...if its a regular maybe if they were willing to compensate me in some way for lost earnings...