Might be an idea to insist every client showers first?

I once had a client who was waxed everywhere down below, the full sac and crack, no stale wee pubes! Maybe we should insist on waxing our clients first 

'I've been called into work'
This bollocks really irritates me.

Oh god me too. I'm like yeh right

'I've been called into work'
This bollocks really irritates me.

Yes that ones so unoriginal and over used...why can't they use their imagination for excuses to cancel , at least they're not insulting us then 

And would you see anyone who said that before ?

Start making porn noises from the word go    I don't even do PSE and am clear I don't! I'm only recently back to work following 2 months out with injury. Its clear on my profile I'm back with limited services.

Still my latest guy kinda pushed and shoved me around  He got the message when I kept shoving his hand away (ie he was trying to shove my head down push me around the bed ffs) He also was not careful of my ankle    I'm doing a lower rate because of this (have to keep it strapped up)  All this is clear on my profile but  I was constantly having to say to him.  I can't do this, don't do that 

Plus he wanted to go at it for ages another thing I've said I'm not doing.  He has obviously watched a lot of porn.

Result, one painful ankle.  All my other clients have been really considerate.

The thing is when he started off I thought I was gonna find it hard to keep a straight face due to his porn noises,  and the fact he was doing them in a really posh accent....but that wore off with the shoving around.  And the fact he sweated so much he drenched the sheets.

How about 'I've just been stopped by the police for speeding so won't be able to make it! '

FFS!!!

That's a new one, never had that.

Yep I've had loads of 'My son/daughter was ill/had an accident'.I had a guy no show me using that excuse afterwards then he rearranged and no showed again.I felt like texting him and asking what happened did his son break his other leg?
The fact is that even if something genuine came up it takes 2 mins to text 'Got to cancel sorry'.
As for the cancellers who get called into work it's so obvious that they have booked someone else and were hedging their bets!How many punters have jobs that require them to be on call like that?A few but not the amount that seem to cancel all the time like that.

And would you see anyone who said that before ?

Definitely not if its someone I've never met...if its a regular maybe if they were willing to compensate me in some way for lost earnings...