My hair cant cope with umpteen washes, dryer and straighners in one day! Mucky buggers!

 I can sometimes just wash out the section with spunk in but worse than that, sweaty armpits...the whole damn lot has got to be washed dried and straightened again!!   

A years supply of disposable shower caps might be in order? As a black girl, who can't not wash my hair everyday due to its tendency to turn violently curly, as it dries out badly and it takes forever to dry straighten, i just don't allow facial for this reason. If they can't piss into a pot the size of manhole, I wouldn't trust them with aiming for a face, which is considerably smaller.

Ah I see not really an option to wash the section out for you then, so yes the shower cap a good idea  I keep a pair of cheap sunglasses available and often put them on at the last minute as we all know the stinging in your eyes can last for hours...I've also got a pair of 'secretary' glasses with plain lenses in, I bought them from Ann Summers sale for about ?1 years ago, I sometimes wear them, seems to make the 'event' move along a bit quicker too lol 

When they deliberately take 10 minutes to put each piece of clothing back on whilst asking you 100 questions.
I'm no clock watcher and I can't remember the last time one of my bookings ended exactly on time but I had this client on hotel incalls and he honestly took forever to put his clothes on, asking me a long question after each piece of clothing, I got bored so stood up, put my robe on and was like "Well that was great! I would love to see you again soon" his face was a picture hahahaha

When they deliberately take 10 minutes to put each piece of clothing back on whilst asking you 100 questions.
I'm no clock watcher and I can't remember the last time one of my bookings ended exactly on time but I had this client on hotel incalls and he honestly took forever to put his clothes on, asking me a long question after each piece of clothing, I got bored so stood up, put my robe on and was like "Well that was great! I would love to see you again soon" his face was a picture hahahaha

The annoying thing with some is when you get tired of it and shoo them out the door they get upset. "Bit pushy aren't you?"  well yes when you're still there 15 minutes after the booking ends and only half dressed or still in a towel just out the shower I do get pushy.

I hate it when they ask if you are single I just say that's my personal business or They send you pictures of there cock I just block them and my big
one is when they ask if you will go bare back and u say no and they go on I just tell to piss off ,the best one is when they book for a hour or so and then start asking to send pictures and wat you wear and wat you into  thinking that u will do anything because they have made a booking for that long and that u are going to kiss there arse and the best thing is they booked time  before and didn't turn up and they don't realise that you know they are time wasters ,and when they don't text I just tell them I am busy and they still continue o that drives me mad I could on all day lol
 

Constant messages (often with lengthy contents) leading to the booking day.  I noticed that this chap had a negative comment on his AW feedback.  "Constant texting then cancelled".  I stopped replying every message now...he seems genuine but possibly "lonely" (retired and ignored by his wife), not sure how to handle this.     I might wait till there are five messages in the inbox and see what he's been saying...not that I have any patience over them 

Message, titled "hey.." - if someone already met me once, I wouldn't mind but anyone familiar without ever meeting once, I dislike...stopped reading his messages now.  I don't need any flirty messages from a middle-aged balding man who has no concept of being just polite.

Call to enquire if you could do an appointment round about lunchtime and then say they will ring you to confirm.Then at 12:10 ring expecting you can see them and then sound confused that you actually took in real nailed on appointments instead!I sometimes feel like I'm having to explain how an appointment works to a 5 year old!If I don't have a time and length of booking and I haven't given an address it's not a fecking appointment!Do they think you will  close off say 2 hours around lunchtime just in case they actually do make a decision and ring back to confirm a time?!?

This.
It's my pet hate! I had a client say he probably wanted to come around 3 but he might end up being half an hour early, oh and he wanted me to keep my schedule open in case he wanted to extend for an hour. So basically he wanted me to block 2 hours for a booking which may or may not take place.