Not only annoying, but a bit of a red flag: guys who are super paranoid about the curtains being shut. It could be a one-inch gap between the bottom of the blinds and the window sill, or the curtains being open on the tenth floor with no other tall buildings within two miles, and they're moaning about wanting them closed.

Really? You think someone with a high-powered telescope is standing in the church steeple on that yonder hill, intent on watching a couple of middle-aged people fuck?

Ugh hate these guys always whining about the blinds being open it's not even like the bed is near the window nor are we on the ground floor people would have a job seeing in there and the window cleaner comes really early so nobody will be climbing ladders to have a look. Had a couple who try to fiddle with the blinds when i walk out the room to put money away.

Got a really busy nite tonight and wouldn't have time to do the things I really needed doing so I rushed into town and only managed to get half the things done that needed doing as I had a client booked in for 3.30 today.

I told him that I would be in touch closer to the time with my address but when I got back, he had sent a text 10 minutes before I got home asking for the address (200 minutes to be exact before the booking) as he's about to leave soon.

Sure no problem, address sent.

Then the ignorant idiot starts asking for things I don't do.

People phoning asking for things I don't do is annoying but people booking me then after receiving my address and leaving it so close to the booking time where I've turned others away and rushed back to get ready for him is infuriating.

I politely but aggressively made myself quite clear on how unacceptable this is and it's apparent that we're clearly incompatible so the booking is cancelled blah blah blah.

The cheeky prick sends me back a text saying WOW he's glad he never met me as I'm a nutcase.

I really couldn't give a shit if I come across as a nutcase in this instance. I'm a woman scorned FFS, it's more than just pissing me about, I'm extra annoyed at him asking for my address first and the fact that I was rushing around town like a mad women to get back for him.

I pointed out that I'm not in the wrong as I'm everything my profile says I am and that I was committed to our booking, it was HIM who was in the wrong before ending the conversation saying that he should stick to the ones that offer the services he enjoys and I will stick to those respectful of my services.

 

I never said it was HIS fault I was rushing around. I just mentioned it as it was completely relevant to why I'm so annoyed.

I can't stand giving my address and things out to people like that, he knew what he was doing by leaving it till that point to ask for things I don't do. If he would have asked at the start then I wouldn't have been anywhere near as annoyed.

My procedure seems to work for me no problem at all when I'm dealing with decent clients. It's only ever an issue with idiots that I wouldn't want to spend my time with anyway.

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An awful lot of people are pissing me off lately because I have obviously had a higher volume of undesirables get in touch and book me lately 

Think about this.....

Let's say a particular escort gets say 10 calls a day and I get at least 50 a day....I'm gonna have to deal with a lot more hassle and undesirable clients than the escort that gets 10 calls a day. It's just basic math.

And as I keep saying, SOME people will attract bad clients more than others. Perhaps I appeal to a lot of immature and rude men?

Since I made this thread today, things got even weirder and crazier for me which I'm gonna start another thread on.

I realise I was angry earlier when I wrote this but for good reason unless none of what I wrote would piss any of you off? I'm in a better mood now but only cause my last client was hilarious and not in a good way.

And I stopped asking new clients on the phone if they had read my profile and were happy because it didn't make a blind bit of difference.

You could always just add to the 'Things client do to annoy' thread...?

I can sort of see where Lady Lust is coming from, although I agree many men are just idiots. But did you have a chat on the phone beforehand about what you do and don't do? Also, I never give my full address (i.e. door number) out until they're parked up - just my postcode and a suggestion of where to park.

No I don't discuss services on the phone UNLESS the client is simply confirming what I do for example if someone asks me if kissing, OWO or whatever is genuinely on the menu then I'm more than happy to discuss.

He never mentioned anything about specifics.

I don't give out my door number either.

When the tell you a request instead of asking.

'Are your photos real?'
I replied, no they are all fake, I spend hundreds a month updating a total fake profile. My twitter, Facebook, website, and instagram are also fake. I am not really a 6ft tall african american, I am actually a 4'11 Chinese woman using google translate to communicate with you.

He didn't reply, and showed up for his booking.