Quote from: katrina on 17 June 2016, 03:44:25 pm

Quote from: Kay on 14 June 2016, 08:01:12 pm

Does anyone else freak out when they leave a client to have a shower and then come into the bedroom only to find them under the duvet?

My brain's going: "Get the fuck out of my bed, you freak!"

Oh no that made me laugh so much, unbelievable cheek! Its never happened to me but there's one old guy who I outcall to his house, we always have to get inside the bed with the duvet over us, I really hate it, feels really creepy and just so wrong 

Oh I hate this too. It feels like I'm his wife and that's enough for me to deep breathe into the nearest brown paper bag 
I used to see a fella who shared a house with his sister and brother-in-law and booked me every christmas when they went away. Lovely guy, easy fun overnight etc etc but he  would pop on the leccy blanket before we snuggled in..and the sheets would smell of..strangers I would never meet 

Oh no not an electric blanket!!? the last time I saw one of them it was at my nans about 30 years ago  Agree he probably fantasised about you being his wife 


The 'getting inside' the bed just feels far too personal for me and he also has a photo of him and his (dead) wife on the bedside cabinet! I try and avoid looking at it and wishing the clock to go faster! The way he gets right close up to my face during sex and he always goes on top sort of trying to get as deep inside me as possible...makes my skin crawl 

When I ask them to send me a quick text half an hour before the booking to confirm that they're definitely still coming and hear nothing, then I get a text saying "I'm here, what number is it?" And they're genuinely surprised that I'm not ready and waiting for them after they have failed to confirm as agreed, AND not replied when I've texted to chase them up. "Sorry babe, I was driving" ... Then why agree to text me if it was going to be a problem? And would it be such an ordeal for you to pull over and text two words?!
Made myself dizzy this week rushing to get ready for a no show, then assuming the next goon isn't coming as he hasn't confirmed only for him to appear when I'm still in my PJs... 

Call to enquire if you could do an appointment round about lunchtime and then say they will ring you to confirm.Then at 12:10 ring expecting you can see them and then sound confused that you actually took in real nailed on appointments instead!I sometimes feel like I'm having to explain how an appointment works to a 5 year old!If I don't have a time and length of booking and I haven't given an address it's not a fecking appointment!Do they think you will  close off say 2 hours around lunchtime just in case they actually do make a decision and ring back to confirm a time?!?

Not listen/keep asking for something you don't do!!

I recently stopped doing anal and when asked by a client I used to see a lot for only anal, told him when I was working but that I was no longer doing anal.

Cue texts of  thats a waste of a lovely ass, can you make an exception for me, would love to enjoy your ass again, do you have a price that would tempt you?

It isn't about money it's a personal choice, go and find someone that offers it!!

I had a booking with a relatively younger chap.  I asked him if he could text me once he arrived instead of just knocking my door as I was getting ready. 

He texted me, "I'm here" and I said, "fine, please come to door"..etc I don't remember exactly what I said.  I waited for him to knock my door, another text arrived, "The door is locked!"    I didn't ask him to just open the door to come right in.   

Become too confident/personal.

If one regular goes in my drawers for toys one more time I'm going to slap his hands!

Oh yes! When they touch my things I get very annoyed. That includes going through my clothes to see what else I can wear for them (in Ibis and Premier Inn the storage space is all cubbies. I keep things neatly in them.) A couple of times guys have said, "Have you got any tights/nude stockings/etc and started looking through my stuff. Another client strolled over to the desk and picked up my ecig and said, "Oh, so what's this?" And just last week a guy went through my big zipper bag of toys "let's see what else you've got."

I really, really hate that.

Not only annoying, but a bit of a red flag: guys who are super paranoid about the curtains being shut. It could be a one-inch gap between the bottom of the blinds and the window sill, or the curtains being open on the tenth floor with no other tall buildings within two miles, and they're moaning about wanting them closed.

Really? You think someone with a high-powered telescope is standing in the church steeple on that yonder hill, intent on watching a couple of middle-aged people fuck?

Not only annoying, but a bit of a red flag: guys who are super paranoid about the curtains being shut. It could be a one-inch gap between the bottom of the blinds and the window sill, or the curtains being open on the tenth floor with no other tall buildings within two miles, and they're moaning about wanting them closed.

Really? You think someone with a high-powered telescope is standing in the church steeple on that yonder hill, intent on watching a couple of middle-aged people fuck?

I had one who kept shutting the curtains too when I deliberately left it slightly open!       That type of behavior could well be "pathological" (his rational thinking is gone).  Type of ppl we would have to deal with.