Does anyone else freak out when they leave a client to have a shower and then come into the bedroom only to find them under the duvet?

My brain's going: "Get the fuck out of my bed, you freak!"

Not freak as such but I do think you are here to have a wild fuck not a twee 1950's fumble with the sheets up to our necks and the lights out!

Does anyone else freak out when they leave a client to have a shower and then come into the bedroom only to find them under the duvet?

My brain's going: "Get the fuck out of my bed, you freak!"

Oh yeah that's just awful. Are they there for a kip?

When they come up with obnoxious or complicated requests last minute even though they booked a week or two ago, knowing you won't have time to see someone else instead. Drives me crazy. Finally blocked an idiot this week who kept doing that to me.

In my work room, I don't have a duvet....I just use fluffy throws but one time I went to get my client a drink and came back to find him under the duvet in MY PERSONAL bedroom, I freaked at that. I was so shocked because when he came into my flat, I took him into my work room and hung up all his clothes in the wardrobe, he knew that was my work room so I have no idea how he got mixed up? They look completely different.

xx

He was clearly messing with you some clients just get a kick out of it. He wanted your bed to smell of him. Unfortunately live in a one bedroom place so don't have much of a choice but to use my own bed with some extra sheets and pillows covering it never had a client be able to get under the covers yet but caught a couple trying to pull all the sheets and covers up to try. They're not my boyfriend and we aren't there to snuggle. 

Another one above the random touching gets to me too I mean I don't mind exchanging a bit of a shoulder rub over small talk after we finish but some guys will just grab a boob or start poking around downstairs. I had one guy who was an obsessive face toucher we'd be chatting away and he'd be tracing around my face with his fingers at one point he ran a finger along my lips then it ended up poking up my nostril I'm just like "What is this? What's supposed to be happening?" I don't know if he was trying to be cute or what but it was taking all of my will to not bite his finger off.

When they repeatedly ask if you've had bad experiences to try & squeeze some perverted narcissistic voyeurism.   

just had Mr "if you've got it flaunt it" bragging about how much his business class flights costs & how great his holidays are, 4k on flights  woopie for you mate to be able to waste that kind of cash 

just had Mr "if you've got it flaunt it" bragging about how much his business class flights costs & how great his holidays are, 4k on flights  woopie for you mate to be able to waste that kind of cash 

What a fool, I can think of a lot better things to spend that sort of money on!

Quote from: Kay on 14 June 2016, 08:01:12 pm

Does anyone else freak out when they leave a client to have a shower and then come into the bedroom only to find them under the duvet?

My brain's going: "Get the fuck out of my bed, you freak!"

Oh no that made me laugh so much, unbelievable cheek! Its never happened to me but there's one old guy who I outcall to his house, we always have to get inside the bed with the duvet over us, I really hate it, feels really creepy and just so wrong 

Oh I hate this too. It feels like I'm his wife and that's enough for me to deep breathe into the nearest brown paper bag 
I used to see a fella who shared a house with his sister and brother-in-law and booked me every christmas when they went away. Lovely guy, easy fun overnight etc etc but he  would pop on the leccy blanket before we snuggled in..and the sheets would smell of..strangers I would never meet