Had a guy last week who was repeating everything I said as I was talking, quite odd & disconcerting.

I find ones who book me once then contact me every week but have no intention of coming to see me, because it never happens again very annoying. I've now stopped being friendly because of these types incase it's just a cheap thrill to text me. They probably do it to other ladies in the area too. They want to grow up & stop behaving like teenagers.

Dragging their feet to get out of the door... I'm perfectly happy to go over by 5 - 10 minutes if I haven't kept track of the time but some guys actually take the piss.

The most annoying client I've had: He's taken ten minutes to wash his hair, groom himself then with the most sort of aching deliberation spent ten minutes putting his clothes back on, all while asking me on a date??? Can that be two annoying things in one?

After taking his hand to lead him out the door (he wasn't getting the hint but I didn't want to be rude), I receive a bombardment of texts over the next few days asking me out for coffee, lunch, dinner. And he had the gall to claim that "I clearly had a good time" so I should see him for free. It's literally my job to pretend I'm enjoying myself, pal. Don't get ahead of yourself. 

When they call you at 8 in the morning asking you if the vibrator has arrived in the post yet.

My post doesn't get here before midday at the absolute earliest to start with!

When they think it's acceptable to ask if they can see you today and pay you at the end of the week when they get paid because they're a regular. Then be offended when you say no. "Don't you trust me?" No. Would you ask the cashier at Asda if you could pay later next week because you shop there regularly? Numpty.

When they send really vague emails like 'Can you share something about your services?' Well like what?!?If you actually read my website where you got my email address from it's all pretty self explanatory!

ask, whats your real name ?

Yup, I have heard something similar.  Block 
Can I book to see you? his feedbacks were hidden.  I asked the reason why.  He said he was  afraid of getting hacked again.  Looked like he had nearly 500 feedbacks, likely under all cam & phone chat and nil under escort.  Amazed if he thought I would even open his 3rd message.  Deleted.  He could be genuine but ..