get lost on way to my flat then text me saying they are lost instead of just calling me and asking for directions  Either they truly adore, enjoy and love texting or fear phoning. Most times I do not hear when a text comes through, so had one client text me saying he cannot find me, when I checked my phone I saw it was sent 30 minutes ago. So the dummy was walking around like a headless chicken for 30 minutes when he could have just called for clarification. Had another text saying he was outside and stood outside the gate waiting for 20 minutes like a clown until I eventually saw the text and phoned him. Now I ignore them. Phone me or you don't get in. Imbeciles 

i hate when they send you a message and you ask them to call for all details .... then what do they do ... send another bloody message with another question . spend an hour messaging back and forward and then they might not even turn up ... aaaarrrgghhh

I had that this morning.

Him: Hello. Are you available today? If so, where are you located?
Me: Yes, I am available today. I'm at a hotel near XYZ. Please call me if you would like to make a booking.
Him: What's your rate for one hour?
Him: ??
Him: HELLO??

Twat.

I've noticed that the majority of those who text will not call if asked to. I will take a booking by text if they have all their ducks in a row: "Hello Fab. I was wondering if you were available at 3pm for one hour? Jim." I will happily take Jim's booking. But if it's just "Are you working today?" then I have to ask them to call me. And very few of them will.

When they text and if you don't reply immediately they text question marks, so rude.

They think they are entitled to a lower rate because they have seen you few times before and don't like it when you refuse to drop your reasonable rate lower.

I had one like this last week, so annoying. He'd seen me before I had a long break a few years ago. He kept asking the price after he'd already paid me. Mainly the ones who don't want full sex because of ED, I find are like this. (None of this was mentioned on the phone though before seeing me & I didn't recognise his voice & vice versa) By not out-rightly asking for a discount but hinting to see if it's pro-offered is passive aggressive in my book & like you say indicates a feeling of entitlement. I pointed out he was paying for my time then he made some facetious comment about me (indirectly) not having the right technique. That that seems to be the crux of his narc personality. I just laughed & said I don't care if you didn't climax, it's not my issue because I get lots of guys who can. He already said at the start he may not climax or get hard because of health issues so why blame me!?

Had one text at 1pm to ask if I was available at 3pm on Saturday but I text back to say I left the town to go home. At which point he then calls asking if there are any other girls in the area, like I'm some flipping telephone directory. Told him I'm not a pimp & to go back on the internet, then hung up. Lazy gits can't spend a few minutes looking online for themselves.

Quote from: Miss Carolines secret on 18 April 2016, 09:18:00 am

They think they are entitled to a lower rate because they have seen you few times before and don't like it when you refuse to drop your reasonable rate lower.

I had one like this last week, so annoying. He'd seen me before I had a long break a few years ago. He kept asking the price after he'd already paid me. Mainly the ones who don't want full sex because of ED, I find are like this. (None of this was mentioned on the phone though before seeing me & I didn't recognise his voice & vice versa) By not out-rightly asking for a discount but hinting to see if it's pro-offered is passive aggressive in my book & like you say indicates a feeling of entitlement. I pointed out he was paying for my time then he made some facetious comment about me (indirectly) not having the right technique. That that seems to be the crux of his narc personality. I just laughed & said I don't care if you didn't climax, it's not my issue because I get lots of guys who can. He already said at the start he may not climax or get hard because of health issues so why blame me!?

Had one text at 1pm to ask if I was available at 3pm on Saturday but I text back to say I left the town to go home. At which point he then calls asking if there are any other girls in the area, like I'm some flipping telephone directory. Told him I'm not a pimp & to go back on the internet, then hung up. Lazy gits can't spend a few minutes looking online for themselves.

I had this today! I told him I'm busy all day so he asks if another girl in my area does domination, I don't fucking know! Read her profile idiot 

Tell me to slow down, then I point out he has 10 mins left, after I've noticed he's trying to take the piss with time in a 30min booking, so I say well it's a quickie & we are limited for time you can extend, nope not enough cash. Then I carry on, he then says slow down again with 5 mins remaining whilst thinking his flaccid cock will penetrate.  Had him out the door on time, cheeky prick.

Love these replies! I get all these types of chancers too.. Its just unbelievable

When they text and if you don't reply immediately they text question marks, so rude.

Text received at 10.50 last night: Available now

I ignored it then another text from him at 11pm: ??