Ask me personal questions

What's my real name, what do I study at uni, which uni am I at, what do my parents think of my job, am I single, why am I single, why do I do this job, do I save or blow my wages, do I pay tax?
Mind your own god damn business! I got really annoyed with a client who kept asking me these sorts of questions the other day so asked him exactly the same ones back, he was uncomfortable answering but still didn't take the hint. Grrr