Author Topic: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!! (Read 844874 times)

Phoenix · « **Reply #435 on:** 02 July 2015, 10:29:01 pm »

Skidmarks on towels anyone? It's reason enough for me NEVER to offer an Incall

BJC · « **Reply #436 on:** 03 July 2015, 03:04:27 am »

I hate it when I go into my bathroom after they've used it, and I find the toilet seat up and piss absolutely everywhere. On the rim of the bowl, and droplets on the floor. And usually the guys who feel the need to spray my bathroom floor like a feral cat don't flush the small amount of wee they actually manage to get in the toilet.
Firstly- HOW do they do this?? Do they literally swing their cock whilst peeing? WHY?!
And secondly- I'm sure they wouldn't do this in their own bathroom. So why mine?!

sherbet_dab · « **Reply #437 on:** 06 July 2015, 09:27:05 pm »

Quote from: Phoenix on 02 July 2015, 10:29:01 pm

Skidmarks on towels anyone? It's reason enough for me NEVER to offer an Incall

I once had a client leave a massive skidmark on a hotel bedsheet. He wasn't even embarrassed

Fabulassie · « **Reply #438 on:** 06 July 2015, 10:20:54 pm »

Guys who say "good girl!" when I'm sucking their dick. Posh guys say it. Do they get that from having lots of dogs and horses or something?

MollyG · « **Reply #439 on:** 07 July 2015, 12:30:43 am »

Quote from: BJC on 03 July 2015, 03:04:27 am

I hate it when I go into my bathroom after they've used it, and I find the toilet seat up and piss absolutely everywhere. On the rim of the bowl, and droplets on the floor.

This has annoyed me and cleaning up makes me gag. And I noticed a lot of clients ask for a bottle of water but barely drinks it. Its summer now many clients smell of bad armpit odour that doesn't wash off

This is insanely annoying as well. Imgine saying this to a grown woman such as myself and in a patronising voice

Quote from: Fabulassie on 06 July 2015, 10:20:54 pm

Guys who say "good girl!" when I'm sucking their dick. Posh guys say it. Do they get that from having lots of dogs and horses or something?

Phoenix · « **Reply #440 on:** 07 July 2015, 02:42:02 am »

Balls that smell ( and taste ) of deodorant.
We all know you used it INSTEAD of and not in addition to a hot flannel and soap..

The_Lynx · « **Reply #441 on:** 07 July 2015, 04:38:30 am »

Quote from: Fabulassie on 06 July 2015, 10:20:54 pm

Guys who say "good girl!" when I'm sucking their dick. Posh guys say it. Do they get that from having lots of dogs and horses or something?

Not a job occurrence, but, my SO dropped that one on me recently for the first time ever. To say it confused me would be an understatement.

Lucie268 · « **Reply #442 on:** 07 July 2015, 01:54:56 pm »

Hnnng how do they manage to flood the bathroom floor when they shower? I can splash about and wash my hair without getting a drop on the floor. Do they shower with the curtain open? What's going on?!

Fabulassie · « **Reply #443 on:** 07 July 2015, 03:05:56 pm »

Quote from: Lucie268 on 07 July 2015, 01:54:56 pm

Hnnng how do they manage to flood the bathroom floor when they shower? I can splash about and wash my hair without getting a drop on the floor. Do they shower with the curtain open? What's going on?!

If you have a curtain instead of a screen I think some people will push the curtain outside the tub so that it doesn't blow inwards and stick to their legs.

Kimberly-x · « **Reply #444 on:** 07 July 2015, 06:41:26 pm »

even though it clearly states that im in a small town outside of cambridge they all ask where abouts i am

i had one client yesterday (that i turned down)
after a pleasant phone call he text me like. this. and. asked. me. if. i. do. bareback. and. would. not. stop. asking. me. stupid. questions.
then called me a timewaster!!!

or just texing me saying "free today" or "3:15 Postcode?"

calls in the middle of the night like im going to pick up

Lucie268 · « **Reply #445 on:** 07 July 2015, 09:29:14 pm »

Quote from: Fabulassie on 07 July 2015, 03:05:56 pm

Quote from: Lucie268 on 07 July 2015, 01:54:56 pm
Hnnng how do they manage to flood the bathroom floor when they shower? I can splash about and wash my hair without getting a drop on the floor. Do they shower with the curtain open? What's going on?!

If you have a curtain instead of a screen I think some people will push the curtain outside the tub so that it doesn't blow inwards and stick to their legs.

Really?

That seems such an odd thing to do when that would obviously spill water outside the tub!

Fabulassie · « **Reply #446 on:** 07 July 2015, 09:30:24 pm »

Quote from: Lucie268 on 07 July 2015, 09:29:14 pm

Quote from: Fabulassie on 07 July 2015, 03:05:56 pm
Quote from: Lucie268 on 07 July 2015, 01:54:56 pm
Hnnng how do they manage to flood the bathroom floor when they shower? I can splash about and wash my hair without getting a drop on the floor. Do they shower with the curtain open? What's going on?!

If you have a curtain instead of a screen I think some people will push the curtain outside the tub so that it doesn't blow inwards and stick to their legs.

Really? That seems such an odd thing to do when that would obviously spill water outside the tub!

They don't care! They're not going to be cleaning it up.

The_Lynx · « **Reply #447 on:** 07 July 2015, 10:25:02 pm »

Quote from: Fabulassie on 07 July 2015, 09:30:24 pm

Quote from: Lucie268 on 07 July 2015, 09:29:14 pm
Quote from: Fabulassie on 07 July 2015, 03:05:56 pm
Quote from: Lucie268 on 07 July 2015, 01:54:56 pm
Hnnng how do they manage to flood the bathroom floor when they shower? I can splash about and wash my hair without getting a drop on the floor. Do they shower with the curtain open? What's going on?!

If you have a curtain instead of a screen I think some people will push the curtain outside the tub so that it doesn't blow inwards and stick to their legs.

Really? That seems such an odd thing to do when that would obviously spill water outside the tub!

They don't care! They're not going to be cleaning it up.

Some people are just really, really messy. I spill water all over the place in my own flat and I just kinda... leave it there. It dries up on its own. >_>' What I'm trying to say is, for some folks it doesn't even cross their minds really.

Fabulassie · « **Reply #448 on:** 07 July 2015, 10:35:48 pm »

Quote from: The_Lynx on 07 July 2015, 10:25:02 pm

Quote from: Fabulassie on 07 July 2015, 09:30:24 pm
Quote from: Lucie268 on 07 July 2015, 09:29:14 pm
Quote from: Fabulassie on 07 July 2015, 03:05:56 pm
Quote from: Lucie268 on 07 July 2015, 01:54:56 pm
Hnnng how do they manage to flood the bathroom floor when they shower? I can splash about and wash my hair without getting a drop on the floor. Do they shower with the curtain open? What's going on?!

If you have a curtain instead of a screen I think some people will push the curtain outside the tub so that it doesn't blow inwards and stick to their legs.

Really? That seems such an odd thing to do when that would obviously spill water outside the tub!

They don't care! They're not going to be cleaning it up.

Some people are just really, really messy. I spill water all over the place in my own flat and I just kinda... leave it there. It dries up on its own. >_>' What I'm trying to say is, for some folks it doesn't even cross their minds really.

I'm the same!

I wouldn't put a shower curtain out of the bath but I do splash water around and I don't care. It dries on its own.

Sometimes, after I've dried myself off with my towel and I figure it's ready for the laundry, I'll dry the floor with it.

The_Lynx · « **Reply #449 on:** 07 July 2015, 10:53:46 pm »

Quote from: Fabulassie on 07 July 2015, 10:35:48 pm

Sometimes, after I've dried myself off with my towel and I figure it's ready for the laundry, I'll dry the floor with it.

Ditto, I do that too.

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