Not made a booking,
Do not know any details/prices etc despite being given verbally and link to website and explained not available at the time they then phone at short notice to ask for an appointment for that time.

Say aww "I've been looking forward to this" 

When they're too rough with my tits. omg and why do I have to say three times to be more gentle.

Yeah, I had a guy exclaim in utter astonishment "YOU'RE KIDDING!" when I declined to rim him. Um, it's not advertised in my services and I'm pretty sure that licking anuses is not a standard thing that one assumes all prossies will do. 

And, the guys who, upon being told that you're all booked up for the evening say, "Can't you just squeeze me in for a half hour?"

"No, I don't think the client who is coming for two hours would appreciate that."

Quote from: Mirror on 16 May 2015, 02:56:27 pm

Say "You're joking" when you advise that you aren't working or are already booked.

In their defence I have been known to do this, not consciously, it's a more reactive response.

Yes I do understand this but it can sound a bit daft. I sometimes say "No, I made it up" and we laugh about it.

When you tell them you're fully booked and they ask "Do you know anyone else?" No I'm not a pimp!

When you tell them you're fully booked and they ask "Do you know anyone else?" No I'm not a pimp!

Yes..then they say, 'Is she like you?'

Even better when fully booked/not working "Do you have a friend(s)?", yes I do and they are not a prostitute.

yes this is weird, my friends are not hookers anyway, I think they assume we live in a prostitute world where we don't associate with anyone else! X

When they frig the entrance of your vagina like its a fucking guitar