Author Topic: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!! (Read 800378 times)

roxy666 · « **Reply #90 on:** 19 November 2014, 04:19:21 pm »

Hahahahaaaaa, it's irritating isn't it!

Even more so as I even provide a "10 min blow n go" service at a slightly cheaper rate to cater for thisrate, but still, you get the odd chancer Twat taking the Piss!

And exactly what you said....NO, FUCK OFF! Lol

Should of asked what he done for a living then asked him if I could have it at a 50% discount (as that's what he was asking worked out at)

"Yeah, I love that corsa your selling on your forecourt, but my finances aren't great atm, could you sell it for ?800 for me? No. Exactly. Cheapskate prick! Lol

PixieLove · « **Reply #91 on:** 21 November 2014, 11:40:59 am »

One thing that annoys me is something that several client have done. 10 minutes before the booking is about to end they get another hard on and then expect me to finish them off. Ludicrous. When this happens however, I always excuse myself and say well save it for the next time. So bloody manipulative.

Vichyssoise · « **Reply #92 on:** 21 November 2014, 11:55:14 am »

I have a reg who only ever books half an hour. The last couple of times he has asked me to join him in the shower to finish him off and invariably has gone over by ten to fifteen minutes. When I pulled him up about it this last time and told him to book an hour next time he said, but I have been in the shower the last ten minutes, yeah but I was with you, hello.

Another was sweating profusely and was embarresd by it and kept stopping to wipe his forehead with tissues in the end he got fed up getting off to get the tissues he grabbed the PILLOW and wiped himself with it. Aargh I have to sleep on that eejit. I was in a hotel so got the spare out the wardrobe.

Fabulassie · « **Reply #93 on:** 21 November 2014, 01:06:33 pm »

Quote from: lulu69 on 21 November 2014, 11:40:59 am

One thing that annoys me is something that several client have done. 10 minutes before the booking is about to end they get another hard on and then expect me to finish them off. Ludicrous. When this happens however, I always excuse myself and say well save it for the next time. So bloody manipulative.

Ten minutes is plenty of time to get them off again. But I may say something like "Oh! You want to go again? OK! We're going to need to be quick, so what works best for you?" I may even apologise for having chatted so much between rounds (if that is what I've done.) But, frankly, they're paying for however much time of sex/whatever is on your likes list and so you should give it to them. However, you're well within your rights to call time when the time is up. I may go five minutes over (especially if I know I've been chatty.)

roxy666 · « **Reply #94 on:** 21 November 2014, 01:21:23 pm »

Oooooooo, another thing that annoys me, and they are well in their rights to ask for it, I'm just a difficult mare, lol. But when they ask for cof and you know it will end up in your hair!

I'm not a girly girl, so I'm usually very basic on make up and my hair is twisted into a bun most of the time, so all I do is take it down, job done. But once in a blue moon, like today, I am in the mood to make a full blown effort with foundation, highlight and contour, the works, and also straightening my hair....which I have a lot of the bloody stuff! So takes me 2 hours to do all this n get dressed etc.

When I've spent 2 bloody hours putting effort in, I don't want it ruined within an hour of working! So no, you can cum in my mouth instead! Lol xox

Siorse · « **Reply #95 on:** 21 November 2014, 06:08:28 pm »

When they come in and ask to use the bathroom, I'm presuming to have a quick wash, but no, have a pish,
dribble all over my toilet and then expect me to give them oral and suck it clean GRRRRRR

roxy666 · « **Reply #96 on:** 21 November 2014, 06:37:44 pm »

Quote from: Siorse on 21 November 2014, 06:08:28 pm

When they come in and ask to use the bathroom, I'm presuming to have a quick wash, but no, have a pish,
dribble all over my toilet and then expect me to give them oral and suck it clean GRRRRRR

One day when I'm feeling a bit vengeful after a clients done that, I might just go take a shit then sit on his face after!

Reni · « **Reply #97 on:** 21 November 2014, 07:23:17 pm »

Yes I hate that when as soon as they come in they want to use the bathroom. At least pay me first!
Either way I ask if they washed their willy haha

Roxy101 · « **Reply #98 on:** 24 November 2014, 06:02:33 pm »

Book with me in advance. I then turn down all other work for those dates/times, then cancel on the day. Had two clients do that to me today, woke up to messages from both making excuses. (Which may have been true, but 'somethings come up' a couple of hours before our booking sounds a bit like a cop out)

Advertising for 'Outcalls only', and getting people messaging you, confirming details of their address and time, etc, then them stating that they wanted an incall -.- Happened three times today. Which leads me to a number of zero jobs today. Currently waiting on a regular who wanted to book for 8 tonight, to then turn around and say, I'll let you know if because I might be expecting company.

I'm not holding my breath. At least I managed to go to town and do some christmas shopping today...

xx

Lil Lolita · « **Reply #99 on:** 24 November 2014, 06:30:52 pm »

Quote from: Roxy101 on 24 November 2014, 06:02:33 pm

Book with me in advance. I then turn down all other work for those dates/times, then cancel on the day. Had two clients do that to me today, woke up to messages from both making excuses. (Which may have been true, but 'somethings come up' a couple of hours before our booking sounds a bit like a cop out)

Advertising for 'Outcalls only', and getting people messaging you, confirming details of their address and time, etc, then them stating that they wanted an incall -.- Happened three times today. Which leads me to a number of zero jobs today. Currently waiting on a regular who wanted to book for 8 tonight, to then turn around and say, I'll let you know if because I might be expecting company.

I'm not holding my breath. At least I managed to go to town and do some christmas shopping today...

xx

Oh this really gets me too!! I had a guy book me on my last tour and then cancel right at the last minute. The chancer has tried since, but he's gone on my block list.

Bluetits · « **Reply #100 on:** 24 November 2014, 08:10:27 pm »

I have a reg who likes me to expose myself and he stares in admiration like he's never seen a vagina before

. However last month I was doing this and he starts playing with it with 2 hands then he pulled the lips apart in what can be described as how you would open a packet of crisps. He really stretched it. I've had various clients do things I wasn't mad about but no one's ever done this before and not only did it hurt when doing it but for a couple of hours after it stung like mad. Of course I told him at the time and nearly slapped him.

Last week he books again and I expose myself again albeit hesitantly and he starts playing and he did it slightly again although not as hard but I reminded him. As it wasn't as hard he gets 1 more chance and in future I will ask him to please play with me with just one hand and that goes with everyone although 2 handers is pretty rare.

Bluetits · « **Reply #101 on:** 24 November 2014, 08:18:43 pm »

Yes I also have had it 'accidentally' go in my hair, only a few times but one a few months ago was an outcall to an old guy who wanted to dip it in without a condom. I said no so he said can he cum on tits I said sure. So he stood up beside the bed and starts wanking then came on my boobs although some went in my hair and my hair's not that long. Wonder whether that was done on purpose as he seemed a bit peeved about the bb. Not going there again anyway. Fun journey home with cummy hair!

sourgrapes · « **Reply #102 on:** 24 November 2014, 08:19:37 pm »

OMG, like a packet of crisps - I'm howling

Just tell him he can use his tongue, not his hands.....

Bluetits · « **Reply #103 on:** 24 November 2014, 08:54:25 pm »

You can picture it though. He sort of pinched both sides and pulled apart. I shall remind him I ain't a packet of crisps next time.

Rubyruby · « **Reply #104 on:** 24 November 2014, 10:13:08 pm »

When they spray half a bottle of cheap aftershave down their boxers

WHY

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