When they smack my arse as I'm walking up the stairs after letting them in! I walk behind them now x

I have to say clients turning up STUPIDLY early really gets my back up!  You get that text "I know im here a little early so I will just hang around and wait" which then puts you under pressure to shower and get ready like something from a Benny Hill sketch!! 

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Oh , ive been there and dont that many times !! Get into a right tizz with it .

When I got the same question I ask them back : Why you are asking, you want to rob me?
They get the message, apologizing and such

When you tell them  you can't see anybody as it is the time of the month and then they say 'there are ways around that' or 'there are other ways to skin a rabbit' = NO there aren't since I wouldn't dream of working during a period!!  I never feel sexy during that time who on earth does! 

As if we haven't considered that already FFS.

I do sometimes do a BJ but that is it.

Using their saliva/spit on their fingers before they stick them up me to "make me wet". Fuckin HATE it!! 

Last night I had a two-hour booking with a guy who wanted to kiss continuously. I counted the songs playing on my iPod just to see how long he would go... four songs later (12 minutes?) and I finally had to pull away. He didnt want me to pull away and came in for more kissing so I kissed him for another song. Finally I had to say "OK - I need to breath now" with a smile and so he just kissed my neck and cheek and then after maybe ten seconds resumed snogging.

Even after he orgasmed (which he did three times) he wanted to keep caressing and kissing me and he held me very close to him the entire two hours.

It was a late booking and I was really exhausted. That kind of exhausted where it's hard to stay patient. I know that they've paid for two hours and that means they can have everything on my "likes" list for two hours but it was really hard to do. Long bookings can be awesome when they want company and like to talk between rounds. I will cuddle and stuff during that but having his face non-stop latched onto mine like a leech was annoying as fuck.

I'm one hell of a lucky girl today!

Had a client asking for a quick bj booking, then asked how much  it's on my Fucking profile you eejit!

Then once I told him the price of a blow n go, he then asked if he could have it at ?20!!!

I again told him to read my profile before he insulted me any more as discounts are covered in my FAQs which is - "straight answer is no. I am not a supermarket with reduced goods on the shelf, please don't embarrass yourself by asking this. If you can't afford my prices, which I set up as it's the average going rate for this area and my age, then please find someone else who is cheaper. Thank you."

What do these losers think when they ask!? That we will say yes, I'll give it away for practically nothing!

He said, but it will be covered, so better for you! Hmmmmmm, still no. BLOCKED!