Wish I could be like that! I have a regular who is such a lovely guy, his main bits are clean as a whistle but his pubes STINK!!!  I'm thinking he just has a quick douche of his dick in the sink before we meet, but his pubes smell of stale sweat! How can I tell him that without offending? I actually gag it's so bad! But like I say, he's lovely, he's an older man of around mid 50's I'd say (old enough to be my dad!)

I've just had it again this morning. An old bloke comes in and doesn't wipe his feet! There's a concrete footpath but he was walking across the grass part of the way and it had been raining. As this has happened lots before I have to ask them (politely of course) to wipe their feet if it's been raining. Today I was picking up the post when I let him in as I didn't want him to as he might see my real name but he rushed straight up the stairs before I could say anything and left muddy footprints. There are 3 mats he could've used.

I'm sure they'd wipe them at their own home. I'm like an old scrubber these days, scrubbing carpets all day.

I do show a minge of annoyance