Even worse are the big super hard cocks, like when they've popped a blue pill! Or when they have barely any sensation at all, I've blocked a previous client who'd pop a blue pill and would have happily let me bounce away for hours with seemingly little pleasure 

That is so true!! I had a guy from Yorkshire, lovely but the biggest cock I’ve seen! He wanted to book for two hours as that’s how long it takes for him to cum!! Can you imagine, well I’m sure you don’t have to haha.
Anyway even for the whole hour it was just in and out very slowly I was in bits after. There was no foreplay on me either so heavy with the lube! Tried twice but after second appointment I Told him I wouldn’t be able to see him again, just not enjoyable at all!

Did he mention his size when he booked CG?

I find that they never do and feign surprise when I coment.
Anyone who has multiple feedback gushing about his "Fabulous big Cock!" are automatically rejected, though I know much of it will be flattery bollocks in the hope of a rebook, 🤨

They seem to think we would be as impressed as they are !

Too funny!!!!