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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #75 on: 10 November 2014, 08:38:23 am »
first timers who say 'give me a discount and i will be your regular'. if they struggle with money from the start they are more likely never to come back. and that includes quickies and half hour requests!!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #76 on: 10 November 2014, 06:53:00 pm »
When they smack my arse as I'm walking up the stairs after letting them in! I walk behind them now x
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #77 on: 10 November 2014, 07:00:30 pm »
I have to say clients turning up STUPIDLY early really gets my back up!  You get that text "I know im here a little early so I will just hang around and wait" which then puts you under pressure to shower and get ready like something from a Benny Hill sketch!!  :o

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #78 on: 11 November 2014, 02:10:19 am »
I have to say clients turning up STUPIDLY early really gets my back up!  You get that text "I know im here a little early so I will just hang around and wait" which then puts you under pressure to shower and get ready like something from a Benny Hill sketch!!  :o

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #79 on: 11 November 2014, 04:56:28 pm »
Clients asking if I was busy today/how many other guys I saw! Drives me insane, why on earth would you want to know that? Why does it matter?!  :FF

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« Reply #80 on: 11 November 2014, 05:18:25 pm »
When I got the same question I ask them back : Why you are asking, you want to rob me?
They get the message, apologizing and such :)
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #81 on: 11 November 2014, 09:47:31 pm »
For me, mine would be the following:

-Ask them to be discreet and then they start talking/moaning loudly in the room.
-Think it's ok to use the shower 5 minutes over time (as someone already pointed out in another thread, if you've got the hotel room, you don't want to piss them off too much or they could be nasty and report you to reception).
-Arrive too early (when I say 5pm, I mean 5pm. Not 16:45).
-Try and push their fingers up my bum and then in my pussy

However, the worst one for me is when they try and start the booking without the money. I politely request this and then they say 'oh sorry, yeah, nearly forgot about that!'  ::)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #82 on: 14 November 2014, 12:16:22 pm »
When you tell them  you can't see anybody as it is the time of the month and then they say 'there are ways around that' or 'there are other ways to skin a rabbit' = NO there aren't since I wouldn't dream of working during a period!!  I never feel sexy during that time who on earth does! 

As if we haven't considered that already FFS.

I do sometimes do a BJ but that is it.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #83 on: 15 November 2014, 05:06:26 pm »
When a potential client rings and asks you how much (because they couldn't be bothered to read properly) and then says they'll call you back. Why can't they just say thanks and hang up. Why do they feel the need to pretend they will call back. Bit annoyed at the moment because that's pretty much all I've had this week. Makes me wonder if my number has just been put up somewhere with no info on me sometimes!
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #84 on: 15 November 2014, 06:24:19 pm »
Using their saliva/spit on their fingers before they stick them up me to "make me wet". Fuckin HATE it!!  >:(
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #85 on: 19 November 2014, 03:10:40 am »
Using their saliva/spit on their fingers before they stick them up me to "make me wet". Fuckin HATE it!!  >:(
Or licking me like a damn Labrador! I hate this! Tongues in my ear! Wet sloppy kisses on any part of my body, but especially my neck.
But the pet peeve du jour. That whirly hip movement some men make, you know they got this shit from a porn movie. I want to shout dude, back and fucking forth! You are not mixing a cocktail!
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #86 on: 19 November 2014, 09:25:44 am »
Last night I had a two-hour booking with a guy who wanted to kiss continuously. I counted the songs playing on my iPod just to see how long he would go... four songs later (12 minutes?) and I finally had to pull away. He didnt want me to pull away and came in for more kissing so I kissed him for another song. Finally I had to say "OK - I need to breath now" with a smile and so he just kissed my neck and cheek and then after maybe ten seconds resumed snogging.

Even after he orgasmed (which he did three times) he wanted to keep caressing and kissing me and he held me very close to him the entire two hours.

It was a late booking and I was really exhausted. That kind of exhausted where it's hard to stay patient. I know that they've paid for two hours and that means they can have everything on my "likes" list for two hours but it was really hard to do. Long bookings can be awesome when they want company and like to talk between rounds. I will cuddle and stuff during that but having his face non-stop latched onto mine like a leech was annoying as fuck.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #87 on: 19 November 2014, 09:59:15 am »
Using their saliva/spit on their fingers before they stick them up me to "make me wet". Fuckin HATE it!!  >:(
That whirly hip movement some men make, you know they got this shit from a porn movie. I want to shout dude, back and fucking forth! You are not mixing a cocktail!
hahahahahaha you killed me with mixing coctail  ;D
My last client had a thing about a tongue. He just stuck it outside of his mouth and I was supposed to kiss him  ??? I dont know, suck on it? So disgusting! And he kept putting that wet tongue in my ear, licking my neck, licking my entire body, even legs from feet up to my butt with one long lick!! Imagine amount of saliva he was producing  :o
And how they manage to shower and still smell after that, how I am asking!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #88 on: 19 November 2014, 12:51:01 pm »
I'm one hell of a lucky girl today!

Had a client asking for a quick bj booking, then asked how much  :FF it's on my Fucking profile you eejit!

Then once I told him the price of a blow n go, he then asked if he could have it at ?20!!!

I again told him to read my profile before he insulted me any more as discounts are covered in my FAQs which is - "straight answer is no. I am not a supermarket with reduced goods on the shelf, please don't embarrass yourself by asking this. If you can't afford my prices, which I set up as it's the average going rate for this area and my age, then please find someone else who is cheaper. Thank you."

What do these losers think when they ask!? That we will say yes, I'll give it away for practically nothing!

He said, but it will be covered, so better for you! Hmmmmmm, still no. BLOCKED!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #89 on: 19 November 2014, 02:17:30 pm »
I get that all the time "how much for a blowjob", I tell them well that would be a 15min quickie then.
"But I only want a bj, can I just have a quick 10min bj for ?20?"
No. Fuck off.  >:(
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