Clients who don't dry themselves off before they get out of the shower, thus leaving a trail of water from the en suite to the bed, soaking the sheet and pillow
worst one ever. Client turns up after work smelling of the cigarette he just had, hair thick from grease and not many teeth and the ones he had were black from tar, socks filthy dirty and holes in them both. Personality wise he was respectful so the show must go on regardless...
I usher him to the shower and quickly sprint to the boudoir to strip the bed linen and put an old sheet (clean) down. throw off the pillows. Hoping he would use the shower gel I pointed at so he would wash his hair. well.... NO
When he laid down I was hovering over him and I could not smell a hint of shower gel, hair wet but STILL greasy Well, as you can imagine I had an invisible nose peg on the entire time. Had to stay away from the top end of him to avoid kissing so made lots of MMMM noises whilst sucking on a flavoured condom on him for AS LONG as my mouth could possibly hold out
