When they say “what does your husband think of you doing this”
. Absolute overstepping. And just because I’m middle aged darling does not mean I have to have a husband. I couldn’t think of anything worse 

Me too GG. I love the single life.

I know this is because the client is nervous, I did have an overnight with him many years ago absolutely fine. After quite a gap he has visited me twice recently, both times he just doesn't want physical contact, won't let me kiss him, sits at the end of the sofa talking about other things he is into. He won't let me near him, then when we go to the bedroom he doesn't respond. He asked to try tie and tease this time, but it was incredibly difficult to do this in a sensual way. No kissing, caressing, just his clothes off on the bed. Didn't want to wear a blindfold (fair enough I know some people are anxious about this), then started talking about non-sexy stuff - events he has attended his other interests just as I was trying to get into the rhythm. For me t&t is about mood, pacing, rhythm. I tried my best to not engage in the off-topic talk and get into what I was doing, no response and he carried on talking about non-erotic things.

I am very confused, I am also very experienced just wish he could make up his mind. I think this is bothering me more than it should because I have had quite a few difficult things happening - not least a previous client who is local (quite rural area) who once again called me loudly by my working name in the street. I have asked him not to do this several times, he actually called me paranoid last time. Today I just walked away. There's also a repeat booker who has been taking the P with booking comms, really messing me around - I have been far too understanding and patient he has fabulous feedback on his AW and is one of those 'friendly gentleman' punters. He has also pushed boundaries in other ways, only slightly but combined with everything else he does it's too much. Also a few understandable cancellations that I have rescheduled gone out of my way to rearrange to then feel as if the client doesn't realise this.  I am low volume so feels as if I am getting it from all angles at the moment. Do have a nice regular booked in tomorrow, fingers crossed.

When you clearly state you are not doing a specific service any longer but are email asking when your going to do it 

When they clearly won't be able to cum again in the allotted time, but are hell bent on it. The time is rapidly running out and they are getting more frustrated and desperate, and I'm getting tired (whilst knowing full well it's not going to happen!) 

I hate that! Cumming too early then it's an absolute drag for the rest of the booking.

I also get annoyed when they arrive early and they're calling you when it's not even time for them to come over yet!!

Also the ones that arrive early and think they can wangle free time because of it

Turning up to a booking and then changing the duration, whether longer or shorter.

Park miles away from where you've asked and then seem surprised you haven't you got a clue where they bloody are!  How can I give directions now?!

Christ yes. I don't get punters driving to me, but I still have them ignoring the point I tell them to call from and are then mystified when my (very clear) directions don't work. I give them a specific corner - so the single point at which two streets intersect and impossible to get wrong - and they just call from any corner they find, or wherever else they feel like it.

I had to go outside and get one a couple of weeks ago because he was making such a spectacle of himself, and I was concerned that if I just cancelled him and hung up he would start knocking on doors or walking into offices waving my picture around. He was at the opposite end of the street from the corner I'd given him, so no fucking wonder he couldn't 'turn left and see X Y and Z', or whatever.

Some would tell me they parked more than half a mile away for discretion and safety, fair enough but they'd be late, lost, sometimes we through because they hadn't worn a waterproof. Some would stand away from the exact corner I advised, then couldn't see the door I was pointing at (the sighting was as much for them as for me because the door colour and property number clearly visible wasn't enough to prevent knocking on a different colour door, different number).

I honestly don't think some of them realise why we give specific instructions  You may as well just blindfold them, spin them around and hope they put the pin in the clown's nose, or whatever game they use at kids parties ... er, I'll go and have a guess it's that house! 

Had an early morning appointment. The guy seemed lovely, but then proceeded to try and rub the head of his cock against me without a condom. When I told him to stop, he protested and claimed that he was clean. I told him that I didn't care.

Minutes later, whilst preparing to go, he tells me that he had a STI scare a few weeks ago from going bareback with other escorts WTF

  it's unbelievable  I'd be fuming.